The Ultimate D-Bag
Posted in Orlando, The Dirty | November 6th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the blonde chick is Kiki, she’s a hottie for sure, but I can’t stand to stomach the site of her out with this D-bag. He’s a 30 something year old, broke, loser – who doesn’t drive because of multuple DUI’s, has you pick him up from his mom’s house, and is the ultimate manwh*re. This girl is wasting her time! Someone talk some sense into her!
Has she looked at herself? She is a solid 6.7889378 which is huge for Orlando standards. She needs to trade up because she can do way better than that Tool. Seriously, find a Trout that can at least afford Disneyworld tickets.- nik
Banger says:
Her butt crack chin bothers me.
to BangerHAHAHA says:
Uber hot, that girl can come my way anytime. Maybe its the wiskers….
to HAHAHAOlp says:
Whenever Nik rates a chick you always add 2 points to get her real rating unless Nik has dated and/or f*cked said chick. In some cases unnecessary decimal points may need to be removed in order to get a more exact rating.
to OlpHAHAHA says:
Uber hot, that girl can come my way anytime. Maybe its the whiskers….
to HAHAHARoar says:
Whose this guy think he is Rufio?
to RoarOrlando lol, says:
Your city sounds like its named after a homosexual latin stripper.
This girl needs to get the hell out of there, god at least move to Ft. Lauderdale.
to Orlando lol,It’s not Miami but she can’t go to fast the culture shock could kill her. Then she might have a chance to be real scissor gang mafia.
Tom says:
NIK you are 100% on target as usual with your evaluation of this piece of tail.
to Tomuggh she smokes... says:
And for that she gets a serious downgrade!
to uggh she smokes...Billy says:
When did Rufio start pulling hot tail like that
to BillyAnonymous says:
Really Nik, no comments about her side fat eating her costume?
to AnonymousTDL4U 2.0 says:
His rating system is flawed you just can’t trust it anymore.
to TDL4U 2.0haha says:
aw she’s cute, why is she with rafa?
to hahawhat! says:
Ah that’s Rafael – he soo does live at home with his mom and he’s almost 30! he works in the kitchen at some restaurant and is a raging alcoholic. He is constantly out every night, sloppy drunk and c*ked up, and will never be allowed to get behind the wheel again (THANK GOD!!!!!). If he gets in trouble one more time he’ll be shipped back to his home land bwahaha
to what!.... says:
Ummm that is Rafael and he is a raging alcoholic who has NO money, and has gotten so many DUI’s that not only is he not allowed to get behind the wheel ever again (thank GOD) if he gets in trouble again he’ll be shipped back to his home land.. bwahaha. freaking drain to society, this guy.
to ....John says:
She’s really hott! And he looks like a tool bro! poor girl
to JohnWow... says:
…Oh, Raffy….making the dirty….you should be proud. And Kiki, you can do better. He’s the epitamy of a hair gel, bandana wearing, accent speaking, claims to be a chef–but broke.. douchebag. If he were in the D-Bag Olympics, he’d win gold in every competetion. All other tools, be happy with silver, and bow to your new reject leader…for he is KING D-BAG.
to Wow...Anonymous says:
agrreeeed
to AnonymousLoser says:
That guy is the biggest loser in Orlando, you can see him at all times downtown wearing some of his douche bag clothes when he should be home working on saving enough money to move out of his moms house. He needs to get a haircut, get some new clothes, and grow up.
to LoserAGREE says:
Oh man .. yes he needs a hair cut and the English dictionary – he has horrible grammar and has no motivation in life. He is *always* downtown wearing the sameeee clothes from head to toe because he can’t afford to even buy a new shirt. He steals money from his friends, steals stuff from them, can’t buy his own drinks even, has no car, nothing. This mohawk is getting so old … he needs a makeover soo bad.. maybe he could get a real job and be taken seriously.. oh wait you have to be sober for that and speak fluent English. MOVE BACK TO YOUR HOMELAND PAPI !!
to AGREElol says:
this girl is not cute in real life. she isn’t even cute in her picures .. wtf is N
to lolha! says:
rafs a greasy smelly immigrant all he does is drink and and sleep around with whichever slut hangs on him the most… he’s like 30 and has nothing to show for it but multiple DUI’s and no money. i’ve seen him steal from his **best friends** … he takes money from ppl, even girls, when they arent looking. he has to constantly be around 20 guys at a time to keep from getting his a$$ beat because everyone in orlando is sick of his broke, smelly a$$
to ha!love says:
i work with this girl & she’s the sweetest thing ever
to lovechachi says:
they both are cool people and everyone on this site is just haters.. rafa had a bad night and got 1 DUI, forgive him for making a mistake – and Kiki is the coolest girl, so many people like her and would do whatever they could to be close to her, so rafa is a lucky guy
to chachiAnonymous says:
rafa has had multiple DUI’s but that doesn’t matter… he’s broke, un-motivated and is an alcoholic/drug addict. Don’t know who this girl is but she doesn’t look like anything special… looks almost just like every other girl he’s dated. He just wants to haave a blonde by his side to look cool when he goes downtown cuz he sure as hell doesn’t have a car to ride around in!
to Anonymoushaha says:
rafa and kiki are nice people
to haha.... says:
ew rafa is dis-gust-ing!!!! i wouldn’t even drink after him … he has slept with everybodyy in orlando … yuck yuck yuck take a shower and quit being a nasty alcoholic!
to ....Anonymous says:
he is trash
to Anonymoushaters says:
stop hating on rafael. can’t blame white girls for loving the spanish accent…we takin over biatch! everyone has done mistakes…live it up rafa…alot of guys can’t even come close to the caliber of girls rafa pulls.
to haters