Brock’s Chick Back In Game Shape
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I spotted Brock’s Chick in Las Vegas at LAX nightclub and I must say I was blown away. Not only is she in game shape, but she looked like a goddess. Nik, she is by far the hottest dirty celeb without a question!
I have to give it up to her. Not bad BC for having a baby… let’s see if the Steelers make it back to the Superbowl so we can have a re-union in South Beach.- nik
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65 Responses to “Brock’s Chick Back In Game Shape”
whose the shim she’s dancing with? what is he 6′19″?
Anonymous Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 9:30 am
no, BC is just really short, like 5′1, making all the normal size people look extra tall.
where is Frog? please tell me he didnt pay you off? we want frog!
I will have to give her butt a nice tongue massage.
What the f*ck is she doin in a club, on a wednesday, with a baby at home? Raise your kids b*tch!! You missed your window!! Still hot though. So, leave it open a crack… again…
C Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 9:26 am
Hey dumbass, she was on vacation. She rarely ever goes out anymore. IDIOT.
LBreezy Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Thanks for clearing things up! I was losing sleep… and I believe you… and I actually cared… lol
I love you Nik, but... Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Seriously, just because people have kids they are not allowed to go on vacation? Not allowed to go out once in awhile?
Leaving your kids with grandma or a babysitter once in awhile to go out is healthy for both mom and baby.
LBreezy2 Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 11:17 am
It’s a line from a Chris Rock stand-up! People take sh*t so personal on such a silly website.. Who’s the idiot now? Not a question. You’re explaining your actions to random people. Why? Little bit of guilt, that’s why!!
Kristina Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Uuuhh, pot meet kettle….
I love you Nik, but... Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
When did I call you an idiot? Oh you’re responded to the person above me when replying to me…hmmm…
Not guilty at all, I don’t have kids. I’m not ready for them. I just get sick of the fact that people act like a woman is supposed to give up having a life and let herself turn into a soccer mom when she has kids.
Please! Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Kristina, nice try! You’re phrase would be relevant if both were explaining themselves regarding similar motives. One is explaining because they are upset at online comments aimed at them. The other is laughing at all of you. Lighten up. Learn how to use phrases properly, sugar pie. Thanks for your 2 cents though. However, it’s not too late to get yourself some type of education still. Hair dressing school doesn’t count. I think night school might accept you.. Or one of those online colleges.. Try harder next time! It’s all good though, you have smaller brains the men. FACT!
Please! Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Ya, ya, your.
Kristina Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Actually, brainiac (”you have smaller brains the men” and I need schooling?) the phrase has nothing to do with both’s motives, rather it refers to one person (”LBreezy”, probably yourself) accusing another (”C” & ” I love you Nik”) of something they themselves are guilty of. Maybe you’ll recognize the word “hypocrite”. For example “…taking shit so personal on a silly website” while he himself is taking the time to respond to each person’s opinion. “I love you Nik” didn’t call you an idiot and she wasn’t explaining HER actions, rather she making a statement on the stereotypical treatment of mothers in general. Here’s another one for you “he who lives in a glass house should not throw stones”. BTW, been to school cocksucker and make more than you ever will at McDonald’s….bigger brain doesn’t = higher intelligence, obviously
LBreezy Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 12:27 am
Lets pretend for a moment, you made more money than i do.. lol Just pretend! Lol, Your only ticket is your lips around your bosses c*ck! Fake boobs might help you “appear” to be something people would maybe f*ck OR Daddy got you a decent job so he wouldn’t have to hear your sh*t anymore. And that still wouldn’t work. Every average girl wants to be some type of fantasy icon! and when they realize they won’t be, like you, you marry some dork with money for that fact alone. Becuase he isn’t use to having a got good looking girl and will do ANYTHING for your average ass! Making you think you’re something special because the “original” guy you want saw through your selfish b.s. So, have a baby, go out and party pretending your sh*t doesn’t stink. After all, someone is paying for you to do what you want.. Basically because he’s not use to being as hot and awesome as I am so he has NO choice. He thinks he got SO SO LUCKY! I passed so many of you b*tches up it’s not even funny. Actually, it is!! I guess what? They keep on coming..
Kristina Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
All I got from that nonsensical rant was that you hate women because even “average” ones won’t look twice at you and you can’t spell because your gut covers the keyboard. I doubt you’d pass up any “bitch” actually, so I guess it’s good that they keep on comin’. You should take your meds dude, you sound one step away from psycho-rapist/serial killer.
Brad Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Kristina you lost! Talk about not spelling and using phrases in your indirect arguement. Did you learn that in Psy class today? lmao
Kristina Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Correct me if I’m wrong “Brad”… go on, show me you BIG brain!
Kristina Reply:
November 14th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
…actually don’t bother, you’re a moron and I’ve lost interest…
Are you kidding me?!?! These are a bunch of PLASTIC skanks!! Game shape?! What game are you playing??? Plastic Skanks and Ladders?!
Nik, are you implying you have already had “union” with BC?
She is indeed the hottest Dirty Celeb, barely beating out Elvira in second place.
One Girl's Opinion Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 3:58 am
I agree. She will always be my favorite.
LBreezy Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 10:38 am
You know the best thing about single chicks with kids at home don’t you? Its hard to get a baby sitter.. Muhahaha!!
Anonymous Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
get over yourself you are soo pathetic get a life
she’s gorgeous but those pics before you posted with her lips all plumped.. not a good look for her. I do think Elvira is the second hottest dirty celeb.
she’s gorgeous but those pics before you posted with her lips all plumped.. not a good look for her. I do think Elvira is the second hottest dirty celeb.
As the Anti-Douche I recommend that all the posters above me seek the guidance of a local SHAMAN
She’s by far the hottest chick on here!!! I’d kiss her where the kid came out. She should do playboy!
elvira looks like every other beaner trying to mimick the adriana lima look with no luck.
Isn’t this the wh*re with the dirty poop butt?
I wanna butter her anus and eat it like I’m starving to death
She is the role model for all other women…she always looks perfect - even when she was pregnant, then she has a baby and still looks so hot. Ladies take note, if you can achieve half of what she did, you’re doing great!
How is she being a role model? Last time I checked partying in vegas when you have babies to take care of doesn’t qualify you?
Cal Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 9:51 am
So let em get this straight…once people have kids, they can no longer take vacations ever? Not even one night of going out? Ok dumbass.
vegass Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Having a newborn at home pretty much means stay the f*ck home. She needed a vacation from what, 9 months of being pregnant? Thats ok cal you are entitled right? your whole life is just one big entitlement and with this mentality you wonder why kids are so fucked up today? Please for the sake of society don’t reproduce the world would be better off without more of you running around
Cal Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Yes because one comment from the dirty makes me a horrible future mother. Good for your for having the entitlement to judge people 
BeCe Babe Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Ok “vegass”, that’s a pretty violent response to Cal. If you had kids, you wouldn’t even question her taking a night (or weekend) off! It doesn’t make you a bad parent, don’t be so stupid! Kids are a 24-7 massive responsibility, a break to blow off steam now & then is good for everyone! It’s not like her kids are there holding her drink for her while she’s dancing!
Barney007 Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 10:46 am
She has a kid idiot…and a loser baby daddy…she has responsibilties… did you go to hi-scool?
Anonymous Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 11:14 am
A loser baby daddy? Considering she is a stay at home mom who lives with the father that is the PROVIDER… I would barely call him a loser. The kid is over 1 years old, it’s not like he’s a newborn. Give her a break.
Seriously, where do all these ho’s get money to travel around all the time partying? Are the undercover traveling escorts?
Very Mannish looking in the face in the top pic, seems to be slipping.
Forget her. What happened to her ex-bff Elle? That chick was smokin!!
She’s alright, but do we know for sure she had a baby, or did she just get a lil’ fluffy for a minute? And who know’s, she might be wearing them lil’ spanx things to hold in the fluffiness around the belly. False advertisment gear kinda like Wonderbra’s.
Shes in vegas the same time RR is in vegas?? Hmm odd. I think Brocks chick is jealous of the attention RR gets!! RR Copy cat!!!!
Did anyone get pics of her during Vegas that aren’t photoshopped? Or is she just submitting these to Nik as she finishes all the airbrushing..
She’s pretty but girlfriend, LEARN HOW TO DRESS. She looks like she just stepped out of a f*cking Wet Seal add circa ‘98. So cheap! Get some style. She’d be way better and classier looking.
No doubt she beatiful. I just feel she is an attention whore. Thriving on what people say about her to make her feel better about herself.
HOTTEST BABY MAMMA….SHE IS ADORABLE AND A GREAT MOMMMY!! DON’T HATE. I HAD A C-SECTION, TOO. WOMEN HAVE THEM ALL THEM TIME FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER. NOTHING TO DO WITH STD’S.
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Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
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Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
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Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
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Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
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Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
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Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
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Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
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Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
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F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
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Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
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Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
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Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
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Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
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Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
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Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
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Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
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Patch Adams: balding
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Pepperidge Farm: way too old
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Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
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Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
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Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
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Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
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Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
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Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
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Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
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Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
As the Anti-Douche I must recommend that she follow a strict regimen of Vitamin E oil to the stretch/cut marks…I’m assuming that she had a c-section(which of course is a sure sign tell tale of someone who has herpies)Most doctors won’t allow the child to pass through the birth canal if you have herpies…Does anyone know if miss plastic tits(hot dog the movie reference) had a c-section? If so, the foreshadowing begins…
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Johnny Unitas Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 9:02 am
not clever or sweet…feel free
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Kristina Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Don’t be such a moron, there are other reasons to have a c-section. Besides what the hell difference would it make to you?? She’s on display for looking, not touching by *ahem* “anti”douches!
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