New Joke Club In Arizona

Posted in Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ | November 10th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Dude…please check out this “flyer” for the new club Airia opening in Chandler. Jessica Lee is also claiming to be the marketing/promotions director? These guys are from Vegas and they hire that idiot? Please note…on the flyer, competition is spelled “competion”, and it looks like something I could have made on mushrooms using windows 95 and microsoft paint. They even spelled the DJ (djr) wrong and said DJ JR. I guess the other people are in charge are with azinthemiz magazine, whatever that is. Do your thing! I can get you some covert intel on this, I am sure.

Obviously they didn’t do their homework.  This place is going to fail fast… I say it turns into a Hip-Hop club after one month.  DjR is making a huge mistake, but I guess you gotta make that funny money.- nik



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New Joke Club In Arizona
  1. November 10, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    Ether says:

    Nik obviously designed the flyer. Flyer has misspelled words, Nik can’t spell worth crap. Put two and two together and it makes sense.

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  2. November 11, 2009 at 4:55 am

    Jessica L*e has the spot to be! says:

    Hey guys…Jessica L*e here! These guys decided to give me a job as a “promoter”, even though I work at Fast-fix at the mall, because no actual club in Scottsdale will hire me! Too bad “fast-fix” doesn’t apply to my teeth, I am fixing those on a lay-a-way plan. VOMIT

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  3. November 11, 2009 at 10:21 am

    FredforPresident!!!! says:

    This is the new club in Wild Horse Pass casino…anyone hear how it was last weekend?

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  4. November 11, 2009 at 11:26 am

    douche alert says:

    There was an story about it on AZ central.com. They have a VIP section that is $275. Also are attempting to pull Scottsdale & Tempe people. They will have bouncers that will allow people in that looked like they got ready. lol Soooo f**King sad.

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  5. November 11, 2009 at 11:29 am

    freestacherides says:

    leave em alone. i mean what else is down there? it must be decent to get circle and JR down there to play. why don’t we see how they do first k?

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  6. November 11, 2009 at 11:56 am

    Medium Pimpin says:

    Doesn’t open till this Friday.. Gonna check it out.

    Reply to Medium Pimpin
    • November 13, 2009 at 4:32 pm

      justin bobby(the real one) says:

      it opened last night, justin bobby was there. nice club over-all but a little small. the crowd is ROUGH, NO women worth looking at twice, but at least our bottle service was free.

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  7. November 11, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    TrueDat says:

    LOL. That story in AZ central was obviously a strait up generic PR write up. Who is gonna drive out all that way to go to a club where the main casino patrons are over 65yrs old. I guess if you get one of their 3 Star rooms and stay over night it would make sense to go out to that club. My advice, leave the Casino Night club to the processionals in Vegas.

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  8. November 11, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    Mikey says:

    I interviewed with them for the manager job. i asked them what can they offer to make this place a destination place to compete with the 3 club districts, being Mill, Old Town, and NoSco. They pointed out the furniture and the access to the freeway. That’s it. The furniture looks like any other danceclub, and the freeway is clogged with gambler’s RV’s. I think it’ll pop out of curiosity for a month or so, but when people realize they can’t hop around from club to club, they’ll loose their crowd. Most customers hit an average of two different bars a night when they go out

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  9. November 11, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    Jessica THE ONE AND ONLY!!!! says:

    Who ever the idiot is that says there are J.L*e,
    1. Are you looney?
    2.Get a life and stop posing as me!!!
    3. It’s J has the Place to be. If your gonna impersonate atleast get it right. ha ha ha
    The Real J is here and I say……
    If you take the time to read my business card I am a VIP HOST. All of Phoenix does not revolve around Scottsdale. Our demographic was one of the fastest growing cities over the past 4 years. “Gilbert” There is also Chandler, Queen Creek, Ahwatukee & abroad. We will be the only club to offer Smoking in VIP. Possible comp rooms for big spenders & many other amenities that no one else can compete with.
    DJ-R is making a great decison along with myself & the rest of the team. You are all haters. Some of us are tired of being over worked under paid in Scottsdale. Or better yet not paid at all, even with contracts.
    PS. I am going thru a smile make over & you only wish you could afford to do the same!
    Thank you & have a wonderful day!

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  10. November 11, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Douchebag says:

    It’s in a casino, and there will eventually be a culture clash between clubbers and blue-collar gamblers. I’ll take Sandbar in Chandler.

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  11. November 13, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    Djs suck says:

    Who is DJ R? the only good Dj in AZ was Markus Schultz. All others sound like popcorn when they are mixing. Dj Pauly is a video mixer that is very good, neither of these guys have a big YOYOYO I am god persona. Most Djs in AZ are overrated.

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  12. November 14, 2009 at 5:53 am

    The Red Power Ranger says:

    I think the club opening at Casino Arizona off Indian Bend will be so much better ….

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  13. November 15, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    flyer sucks says:

    worst flyer ever

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  14. November 16, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    diggityone says:

    I think its going to turn into hoochie momma/ cougar town….most of the female goers were that of 40+ or the skanks that are wore out or too well known whores from scottsdale….perfect place for to stop by on my way home from scottts to pick up some easy a$$.

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  15. November 16, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    amazing says:

    DJR is the best :) He gets it poppin :) And thank god there is a cute dj out there, the other guys have butterfaces, and look like they crawled out from under a rock. DJR has it goin on ;)

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  16. November 28, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    It's J.lee, get it right! says:

    Why would anyone be jealous of you for being able to buy new teeth, most people HAVE normal teeth to begin with. Also, maybe you should have splurged a little and not had it done in Tijuana…just sayin’!

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  17. November 28, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    damn says:

    this is a fake flyer!

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  18. January 22, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    Remy K says:

    Have you seen the photos on their website? Pitiful.

    Reply to Remy K

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