THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tami I am sure in Lincoln, Nebraska she would be a 9.93828384444 and in New Orleans a solid 8.894838832 but since she is now “modeling” in LA and in Miami what is her real rating. Nik lets be realistic?
The face hurts her scale, the cheek bones stick out farther than the Rhino. My measurement she is a solid 5.78992781… can you imagine if she didn’t have +2’s? She would still be living in Nebraska.- nik

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45 Responses to “Tami, What Is Her Miami/Hollywood Rating?”
Ok thats it Nik has now proven that he is for the gays.
I actuallt like the flatty in the middle better (green shirt).
Last year she was banging a tool in Vegas after enjoying a little drink and a little white stuff up her nose. 5 of us were in the room watching her get banged. She is getting old in the face.
*.. Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 4:07 am
Was it the stripper Chile Deca*tro? He’s the biggest DOUCHE TOOL on earth and Tami dated him. If he can get her…any guy can get her.
Her one friend is so fat - why in the world would she hang out with such pretty, skinny girls!?!?!?
wow Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:13 am
Who ever said fat girls can’t be friends with really skinny girls?! lol What’s wrong with people?? Maybe her “fat” friend isn’t a fake like half the girls in Miami.
anonymous Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
haha - you must be fat too
anonymous sucks Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
No more like I’m skinny and have fat friends b*tch! I’m assuming if you do have any friends, they’re all fake and i gurantee they bad mouth you behind your back and call you fat- since superficial things matter so much to you in a friendship. You’re lame!
anonymous Reply:
November 14th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
ha ha I wish I could meet you on th street and f*ck your whole world up.
anonymous sucks balls Reply:
November 15th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
You would, trash.
anonymous Reply:
November 16th, 2009 at 7:47 am
say hi to all your fat ugly friends you have to make yourself look better.
anonymous sucks huge balls Reply:
November 17th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Unlike you, I don’t need others to make me look good or feel good or feel “liked” or “accepted” (..whatever it is that you need from all your goodlooking skinny friends.. LOL) … I do well on my own
anonymous Reply:
November 18th, 2009 at 6:22 am
I knew it. You ARE fat.
she is trash….”selling” cars now….saw a flyer…she was listed as vice president of some bs exotic car leasing place….using her trashy pic to lure $30k millies into leasing a car HAHAHA
Yeah but still, she is hot looking. Shame that according to dudeman she is just white trash.
Shes a hot girl…obviously she stole some1 bf or some looser didnt have a chance to hook up with her. HATERS!
She’s not bad…but what’s up with the messed up boob job? They start at her collarbone…definite refund!
This girl used to be “friends” with Dave Navarro until he got tired of sticking it in her and kicked her to the curb. Total clinger/star f*cker.
This chick is pushing 30 for real and has f*cked half of LA since moving there. She had to leave Miami after lying to and f*cking everyone there. Gross.
haters 1111i don’t know her ,but she’s hot and her cheek bones are amazing!!!!
Tami is from Davie, FL and was Miss Maxim a few years back, She is one of the most elegant and beautiful models and is the face of several campaigns for swimwear. This post was put up by some jealous and extremely insecure hater either busted female or crazed ex bf or quite possibly someone she would never date and most likely turned down. GET IT RIGHT. TAMI IS HOT. DONE.
Wow I cannot believe how many haters there are! If a girl is beautiful and has sucessful career everyone attacks her sad. This girl is simply beautiful! Everything everyone is saying is rumors or making up sh*t to make yourselves feel better pathetic. I bet no one here actually knows her or maybe has met her and is pissed off cause they never had a chance, move on grow up.
what’s with these 50 year old models in the south florida & la area??? the girl looks good, but how long can you “model” for a living?
Tami is sweet and beautiful, so we all know this was written by some jealous hater and now they are wasting their time posting comments. GET A LIFE! . Some chick who is jealous or some dude who can’t have her.
anonymous Reply:
November 14th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
any dude can have her if they have enough money or blow. get your own life.
Nik your face must be perfect b/c you just love to criticize everyone else’s. I’ve seen Tami in person and she’s actually pretty hot. You were obsessing over that blonde girl Elaine and I’ve worked with her and she’s not even pretty in person… kinda chunky. Really you guys should stop hating on this girl. She’s a legit model and has been in maxim… unlike those ugly Miami “model wannabe’s” like Ericka or Liza that no one would pay to feature in a nationally publicated magazine.
LOL Reply:
November 16th, 2009 at 7:48 am
OH SHUT UP ERICKA IS WAYYYY HOTTER THAN TAMI
Matt Reply:
November 16th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Tami is way HOTTER Erika is not even close.
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November 16th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Righttttt… because ericka is published in a nationally publicated magazine. That girl is not even close to being on the same level. Stop giving her so much credit.. shes ugly!
LOL Reply:
November 16th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
i agree ericka is hideous!.. but i guess she looks ok when she turns around and sticks out her flat ass though.
This girl is actually a “real” model unlike most. At least she works and makesher own living unlike half these skanks that sell out for old rich dudes and pimp themselves out for an easy dollar
At least she’s not a sell out! She’s a “real” model unlike most these skanks in miami claiming to be a model who pimp themselves out for a dollar and marry old rich dorks with money. Way to go Tami. I’d love to make her scream my name!!!
aww gotta love the haters…the world wouldnt go around if we didnt have them to fuel us and laugh at! TAMI- ill be seeing your beautiful face on the next swimwear catalogs u do! SO HOT! this girl actually gets booked.
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6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
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Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
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Gills: side fat; love-handles
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Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
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Helmet Special: retard
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Hoemerican: an American hoe
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WNBA: a tall female who is manly
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Ahhh, another stupid blonde for Pauly Shore to mount
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November 10th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
thats funny….
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