Mike Tyson Arrested At LAX
TMZ Reports:UPDATE 8:13 PM PT: Tyson has been booked for misdemeanor battery and his bail has been set at $20,000. TMZ has learned Mike Tyson has been arrested at LAX airport for battery after a bloody confrontation with a paparazzo outside the United terminal. We’re told Tyson punched the pap in the face and there is blood everywhere.
Nice, Iron Mike is BACK!!!- nik
Dirty Comments
66 Responses to “Mike Tyson Arrested At LAX”
This is bull sh%t! Why don’t they just leave Tyson alone! His daughter died this year and he is hurting, not to mention he is in a lot of pain from all the stuff that he has been through in life. I also had the pleasure of meeting him a mall in Phoenix, he was very polite. Leave the poor guy alone!
Nik Snitchie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 9:23 am
We all go thru things, but we cant go around acting violent or ignorant.
get a life! Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 10:49 am
sometimes violence is the way out, this is a violent coynrty , thats why they have boxing, wrestling (fake) and all other kinds of crap! leave the man alone ,, damn taking fu-king ass pictures!! Who the fu-k takes pictures of folks going thru the airport. GD!!
:) Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Hey “Get a life” that mentality is exactly why black people will never have sh*t in America. As for the invariable the president is black comment coming Obama is HALF WHITE raised by his white grandparents in the whitest state in America. He has NOTHING in common with black people other than skin color. What matters is CULTURE and Obama culturally is as white on the inside as Ben Stein.
get a life! Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 9:55 am
I gotdammit agree! but you know these white f*cks like to talk bad against blacks and omit thier sh-t! they need to be talking about that white family of 5 in MO who molested and raped lil girls and sodomized them and filmed them sexing dogs.. what a digraceful bunch of illiterate white ass animals!
Nik Snitchie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:05 am
What about the black serial rapist/murderer in Ohio that just happened? On a grand scale of things, blacks are by the far the worst race there is. The statistics do not lie, and that is with blacks only being %15 of the population.
Dickie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Actually if you think about African slavery, small pox, Mazatlan and of course the Nazis (Aryans…whitest of the white) white people are BY FAR the worse on this planet!
nosferatina Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
PEOPLE as a whole are the worst things on the planet!
:) Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
If not for white people all the other races would still be living in mud huts, living in archaic tribal communities and wearing sheet cloths throwing speers at each other. PS what happened in Rwanda is as bad as anything the Nazi’s ever did.
wu-tang life Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
B.S. the chinese had a thriving and technologically advanced civilization with out any western input. did i mention that the egyptians invented analytic geometry and trigonometry? well they did, and it’s taught to kids world wide in the same form that it’s existed in for 3,000 years. in other news our conceptions of agriculture come from there too. and if it wasn’t for the arabs and the litany of work they did to further science, math, philosophy, medicine, architecture, geography, and writing, among others, during what is referred to as THE DARK AGES in europe, your ass would be on a pile of leaves in a mud hut without a refrigerator getting bleed to let the demons out.
Nik Snitchie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Yea they also had the biggest mass murderer EVER. Mao Tse Tung. He made Hitler look like a nice guy.
:) Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 11:05 am
Hey Wu -Tang Life, stop making things up. 1) The inventor of Trigonometry was a Hellenistic mathematician Hipparchus who was GREEK born in Niceai to Greek parents who were traveling through what is now Turkey. The Epytians you are refering to created basic algebra. 2) Anayltic geometry was created by surprise, surprise another GREEK mathematician named Menaechmus. You are the typical stupid black that believes things that are not even REMOTELY true to make yourself feel better about the fact that it is WHITE people who created modernity/post-moderinity. The Ar*bs are not who helped progress math and science it was the P*RSIANS and J*wish people. As far as the Enlightenment, that brought us out of the dark ages, that was all WHITE PEOPLE. Why do you think it is refered to as the WESTERN CANNON? Greeks created the basis for the modern world: democracy, rule of law, academia (meaning schools and universities), modernized military including a Navy, individualism, private property etc, etc and on and on. PS you mention refrigerators, guess what a WHITE MAN invented that. If it was not for white people and white culture all the other people in the world would still be living in mud huts, wearing diapers, and throwing spears at each other just like they STILL DO in numerous hellhole n*g infested countries in Africa. The worst people in the world are people like you who pretend to be intelligent but in reality have no clue what you are talking about. You are a simpleton defined. Thank You for once again proving that blacks are by far the most ignorant, stupid people on the planet earth (you are literally the scum of the earth).
:) Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Hey Wu -Tang Life, stop making things up. 1) The inventor of Trigonometry was a Hellenistic mathematician Hipparchus who was GREEK born in Niceai to Greek parents who were traveling through what is now Turkey. The Epytians you are refering to created basic algebra. 2) Anayltic geometry was created by surprise, surprise another GREEK mathematician named Menaechmus. You are the typical stupid black that believes things that are not even REMOTELY true to make yourself feel better about the fact that it is WHITE people who created modernity/post-moderinity. The Ar*bs are not who helped progress math and science it was the P*RSIANS and J*wish people. As far as the Enlightenment, that brought us out of the dark ages, that was all WHITE PEOPLE. Why do you think it is refered to as the WESTERN CANNON? Greeks created the basis for the modern world: democracy, rule of law, academia (meaning schools and universities), modernized military including a Navy, individualism, private property etc, etc and on and on. PS you mention refrigerators, guess what a WHITE MAN invented that. If it was not for white people and white culture all the other people in the world would still be living in mud huts, wearing diapers, and throwing spears at each other just like they STILL DO in numerous h*llhole countries in Africa. The worst people in the world are people like you who pretend to be intelligent but in reality have no clue what you are talking about. You are a simpleton defined.
Nik Snitchie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
I got one name that is way worse than Hitler, and killed twice/three times the people, Mao Tse Tung.
White people are responsible for this country we call America. I often wonder why when blacks left to themselves, as in Africa, havent invented anything in 2000 years? No water system? No electricity? No housing? Its just filth and chaos?
They need to keep the stalkeratzi’s away from LAX Airport. Tyson is a moron for punching him, but it’s pretty much something i’ve been waiting to see.
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord
I’ve been waiting for this moment, all my life, Oh Lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
”
This is my favorite part…….”
I told you. White women are next!!!!
“He Still Got It”
good for u mike!!!!! PAPS ARE LEACHES!!!!! come by drais homey havent seen u in a while
I’m not saying he’s right, but he’s Mike Tyson, he’s supposed to fight.
I wouldn’t wna get hit by that dude. All paps deserve to get whacked by tyson if you ask me. Those guys are so freakin annoying. Good job Mike!!!
FIIIRRSSTTT. send this monkey back to aids island please, actually nevermind i like this nig
get a life! Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 7:30 am
send your mama back to the caves of Europe bitch!! with her di-k suc-ing ass!
black Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:36 am
a black gurrila will always be a black gurrila.
HONESTLY WE ONLY NEED THE BLACK ATHLETES SO US WHITES HAVE SOMETHING TO DO ON SUNDAY AND THE HIP HOP ARTISTS SO WE CAN DANCE WITH OUR HOT WHITE GIRLS AT CLUBS–
THE REST OF THE MONKEYS HAVE ZERRRRRROOOOOO
VALUE IN AMERICA
Nik Snitchie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Actually we have no use for any of them. The athletic and music stars are just uneducated criminals who have some money now.
Damn Iron Mike still has it, stupid f*ckn photog was like closer then he needed to be..better question is why is the cancer that photogs are even allowed in airports..if we followed people around like that it would be stalking and there would be a restraining order. Knock em’ all out Iron Mike
Good.. I am glad he did it! Paparazzo need leave people alone!
Even though he made mistakes in his life! He is trying to change!!!
get a life! Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 7:31 am
Right .. these simple minded racist ass mf-ers dont understand that, but let they child molesting ass do what they do and they ass is quiet about that~
Nik Snitchie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 9:23 am
Noone for any reason has the right to harm another person, period. It has nothing to do with being a racist. Thats race card is a crutch for weak people.
get a life! Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 10:50 am
tell that to the child rapist and kid molestors!! sure it wasnt right for himto hit the idiot but sometimes you got yo go with the punch!!
f*ck you guys Mike has more problems then Leper. He just lost his daughter cut the guy a f*ckin* break
I was there when Mike ’s daughter passed away in the hospital. That man is just a regular guy, super friendly and kind. You push any man too far and they will snap.
I for one say if the Paparazzi want photos, it is open season on the cameras. If you can get a photo while getting the sh*t kicked out of you, you earned it. Those assh*les don’t earn a living, they leach money out of celebs by stalking them.
Stand strong Iron Mike, “eff” the paparazzi.
This a$$hole followed him all around the airport with him holding his 10 month old daughter and followed him into the bathroom.
Tyson should have killed the bastard.
Send these damn illegal arab terrorist paps back to their country where they belong.
Sh!t stains on the Earth.
ive met mike plenty of times while djing and he is one of the nicest celebrities ive ever dealt with…the paps deserve it…u wanna be a leach for a living theres going to be consequences…please hollywood step up and start beating these pieces of sh,t
He’s had a pretty tough life and I can’t help but feel sorry for the guy. He really tries to be a decent guy and people just wont leave him the f*ck alone.
Who in their right mind goes after Mike Tyson??
Dude deserved what he got.
I guess the paparazzi has never seen Iron Mike’s fighting capabilities. Mike means business and I would not want to make him mad. The paparazzi got what was headed his way. Did he not think a “lights out” punch was coming his way?
put up a post of the 5 perverts in MO who sodomized and raped the lil girls nad had them doing things to dogs and taped it!! ugh!! sickos!
Mike is a beast, don’t poke a sleeping bear. That stupid pap got a lot less then he deserved. They feed you well in prison, i’d just put him in the ground.
The paparazzi should expect to get punched….they are like insects! I could never be famous because i would alway get arrested for punching these pests
BLACKS HAVE ZERRRO VALUE IN AMERICA
EXCEPT THE NFL PLAYERS SO US WHITS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO ON SUNDAYS
Bravo. We takin over. Bye honkeys.
:) Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Really? How? What are you taking over besides prison cells? the top 1% of income earners in the United States control 75% of the money, among that demographic 97.6% of the top 1% are WHITE. Bc you have one half breed (yes that is right Obama is HALF HONKEY) you think you control the U.S. Black peoples stupidity never seems to have a limit. Just when you think you have seen the most ignorant, mentally challenged spear chucker another one comes along with an even more sub-standard (average black males iq is 75 whites is 108)iq with a complete lackof critical thinking skills and cognitive function.
Nik Snitchie Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
These blacks are dumb you cant expect them to understand. They get $1000 a used car with some rims and think they are “ballin”, so they have no concept of anything. A washed up boxer hits a innocent person and they think they are taking over LOL. Just like all the other black criminals they rally beind him and try to ok violent behavior. They truly are second class citizens.
Anon Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
My God you are a sad and pathetic little man.
The only reason for someone like you to be so racist is that your girl left you to go f*ck a black dude.
How many of your girls have dumped you because your penis is super small and they prefer some black dick?
And we all know you are really Nik by the way.
Mandingo Mumumba Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
We own these crackas. Its our turn now. I feel so good bangin their white wives and girlfriend. They can’t work the middle because his thing to little.
shouldn’t have messed with him while he was with his child after losing one this year. he’s a trained animal, not tamed
Leave a Reply
- Put This Volunteer On Blast
- Upgraded Would You?
- A Few To Many Before The Game
- Langley's Gayest "Gangster"
- Washed Up Bartender
- Already Doomed
- Sloot Of The Year
- Ugly Sloots
- Miss Anderson The Neanderthal
- Obese
- Caption Of The Day
- Would You? Bar Rats
- SGM Lovers
- Dirty G Still Around?
- The School Oompa Loompa
- NIK WOULD YOU?
- Corporate Reject
- SMASHLEY
- To Greg Or Not To Greg?
- I Worship DW!
- Orange Is Not A Good Look
- DOLPHINS CHEERLEADER
- Kyle Boller Falls For Miss Good Finger's Lies
- Big Time Wanna Be
- Brina Brina Brina
-
Caption of the Day
-
Caption of the Day
-
SUICIDE WATCH!!! PERSON CLOSE TO KANYE WEST FEARS THAT HE MAY HURT HIMSELF!!!
-
Douche-Bag-Mafia
-
Vuhjynah?
-
The BAR Girls In Charlotte Want To Jump You Nik
-
Infamous Horse Mouth At ASU
-
Gold Teeth, SGM?
-
Lamar Odom Dating Khloe Kardashian?
-
**Update** Big Brother Bimbo
-
Obama Calls Kanye West A Jack Ass
-
Caption of the Day
-
Great Jam- "Lookin Bro"
-
Nickel Is Looking Frail
-
Pastor Manning Calls Obama The Devil
-
Alpha Phi's Newest!
-
The Hills Is A Dk
-
Tom Brady Real SGM?
-
They Didn't Get the Memo
-
9/11 Comedian Chad Brown Loves Celebrity Deaths Too
-
**Update** Huge Picture (Pun Intended) For TheDirty.com Of Leper
-
The Youth Is Our Future
-
9/11 Is A Joke Potluck Party
-
Kanye West Apologizes For His VMA Actions
-
Dirty Girls Of Stl
-
Baby Mama Drama
-
Kayne West- He Could've Just Said "I'm A Douche"
-
OC Trouts Bring Tijuana To Vegas
-
Caption of the Day
-
Dirty Pastor Steve Anderson
-
Bustdown Barbie A.K.A Same Face Strikes Aagin
-
VMA Video That Viacom Is Taking Down
-
Caption of the Day
-
Nik Richie's Fantasy Football Squad
-
Everyday Westbank Citizen
-
Caption of the Day
-
Leper Moving To LA
-
DIRTY BRIA
-
Leper, Has Not Changed
-
The Eyelash Monster
-
Exclusive Image: Miss California Carrie Prejean Exposed **Update**
-
RichieRexic Not Invited to Vegas?
-
RichieRexic Looking Creepier Than Ever
-
**Flash Back** Sext Messages Gone Wrong
-
RR Is A Real Racist
-
Rocket Queen
-
Lying Dirty Nickel
-
RichieRexic Doesn't Need Timberfake
-
Warning This Video Is Not Suitable for Children
-
Message From RR to Pucker
-
**Update** Amber Alert On Leper
-
Westwego Tr@mp Exposed
-
RichieRexic Has Friends
-
Team Pucker
-
RichieRexic is Green With Envy
-
The Real Deal
-
**Update** Huge Picture (Pun Intended) For TheDirty.com Of Leper
-
RichieRexic
-
MySpace Or Yours?
-
The RichieRexic Plague
+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
He’s gonna come out and say,” I sjust snapped ”
again!!!
Reply
wu-tang life Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
i would have hit that guy too. you don’t just come up to someone with an infant and get 2″ away from him for a bunch of photo’s for a tabloid. and then you really don’t talk a bunch of sh!t while doing all this to a boxing champ. TALK SHIT GET HIT.
and really you shouldn’t go around poking at people who are trying to make a change for the better. mike’s not the man he was 10 years ago….but we’re still the same pack of @$$holes.
Reply