Guido King- “Douche Bag Awareness Week”

Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | November 12th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I thought I would contribute to jersey week.  I don’t think I need to explain anything really…Dudes name is Brendan O’n**l and I don’t think they come any better then this.

If only he had a little bit more chest hair and a better curtain rod he would be God in Jersey.- nik

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Guido King- “Douche Bag Awareness Week”
  1. November 12, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    haggard says:

    guido king? with an irish name.. interesttingggg

    Reply to haggard
  2. November 12, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    EXAFSP says:

    What a tool!!!

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  3. November 12, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    panichead says:

    The second picture looks like someone shot a load in his hair!

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  4. November 12, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Anonymous says:

    reminds me of a marshmallow… one that could poke your eye out.

    Reply to Anonymous
  5. November 12, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    Jon says:

    What a lasagna. Lasagna is a word for ugly Italian.

    Reply to Jon
  6. November 12, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Alasondro Alegré says:

    I see he raids his dad’s closet for his clothes

    Reply to Alasondro Alegré
  7. November 12, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    haha says:

    “There’s Something About Guido!”

    Reply to haha
  8. November 12, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    sh*tty rabbit stinks says:

    what a ugly fat looser. HAHAHAHAHA come to the west coast dressed like that and get clowned and beat down when you try to act tough.

    Reply to sh*tty rabbit stinks
  9. November 12, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    HOME OF YUENGLING BEER, SCHUYKILL COUNTY. says:

    WHY DOES EVERY FAT F*CK THINK THEY LOOK GOOD WITH A CAMERA SHOT IN FRONT OF A MIRRIOR? HIS EYE BROW ARCH IS HIGHER THAN MINE AND IM A BITCH.

    Reply to HOME OF YUENGLING BEER, SCHUYKILL COUNTY.
  10. November 12, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    Shuffle Demon says:

    Nice….did he steal mom’s good dish towels to make that shirt…Dude, if you want to look like you have at least more than 10 bucks in your pocket…try and dress like it…

    Reply to Shuffle Demon
  11. November 12, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    haha says:

    What a turd. I thought you had to be on steroids to do your hair like that, apparently fatties can do it too.

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  12. November 12, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    zrollin... says:

    The people on this site never cease to make me feel so much better about myself.

    Reply to zrollin...
  13. November 12, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    D*ck Dasterdly says:

    Under normal circumstances you would figure the outfit in the second picture to be a Halloween costume but, after all, it is Jersey so he is probably setting the fashion standard for tools, guidos, craftsmen, douches, and your average grease balls.

    Reply to D*ck Dasterdly
  14. November 12, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    Eddie says:

    Man is that mirror just filthy or does he have terrible dandruff?

    Reply to Eddie
  15. November 12, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    Jersey Sucks.... says:

    the face only a mother could love?

    Reply to Jersey Sucks....
  16. November 12, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    susanna says:

    I wonder if he use to be a toad? I feel like he was.

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  17. November 12, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    gotham75 says:

    and the f*cked up part boys and girls is that he will get laid even though he’s dressed up like a circus midget.

    Reply to gotham75
  18. November 12, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    Nik is my bitch says:

    ahahahahahahhahaa i’ve seen this guy around.

    Reply to Nik is my bitch
  19. November 12, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    jtt says:

    he could do kids partys and pop balloons on his spikey head. forgy without a doubt.

    Reply to jtt
  20. November 12, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    Nik is my bitch says:

    I know him he’s a DJ at some of the North Jersey clubs. He’s actually a nice guy regardless of the terrible outfit choice! I feel bad. lol.

    Reply to Nik is my bitch
  21. November 13, 2009 at 5:14 am

    Mike says:

    He is actually gay. Had it. A Snack.

    Reply to Mike
  22. November 13, 2009 at 6:40 am

    Pedro the Pirate says:

    He gets laid because some bottle rat will feel sorry for him. She might have to chew her arm off when she wakes up though.

    Reply to Pedro the Pirate
  23. November 13, 2009 at 8:25 am

    johneelush says:

    I was always told to never trust a guy without sideburns……

    Reply to johneelush
  24. November 13, 2009 at 9:25 am

    not worth the comment says:

    What is the deal with the spiked hair and NJ guys? That looks so stupid.

    Reply to not worth the comment
  25. November 14, 2009 at 1:11 am

    MarkinSa says:

    Whats the deal with livin with your parents, hiding in the bathroom taking pics? ‘Ma… don’t come in here… I’m gettin ready…’ Very impressive, baller!

    Reply to MarkinSa
  26. November 15, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    hmmmmmm says:

    is that Rosie O’Donnel in clown school?

    Reply to hmmmmmm
  27. November 16, 2009 at 10:21 am

    adobe says:

    hahahahahahhaha!! gayness

    Reply to adobe
  28. November 16, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    B!tch says:

    My mom had those same ugly ass shower curtains, WHEN I WAS 8!!! What a poor fat bastard.

    Reply to B!tch
  29. November 30, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    Hey Jerks says:

    Stop talking about Brendan… This pic is like 7 years old. He is NOTHING like this picture today. People need to get a f*king life I think and remember when you point the finger at someone… three are pointing back at you.

    Reply to Hey Jerks
  30. December 13, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    Saint Michael says:

    LOL! Please tell me this is fake! There can’t possibly be guy rollin around like this? And he’s a Dj? LMFAO!!!!! Even better!

    Reply to Saint Michael
  31. December 20, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    Bitti says:

    OKAY…GROW THE F*CK UP YOU FAGGET ASS COCKSUCKERS. HAHA YOU GOT NOTHIN BETTER TO DO THAN SIT ON YOUR COMPUTER STARE AT THIS KIDS PICTURE AND MAKE FUN? GET A LIFEE. BRENDAN IS AN AWESOME PERSON BUT ALL YOU OF PEOPLE ARE SO INSECURE WITH YOURSELVES YOU HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF OTHERS. FYI HE AINT GAY BUT MAYBE “MIKE” OR “ADOBE” WISHES HE WAS SO THEY COULD BEND HIM OVER. QUER[S]….and saint michael, you are pathetic to choose such a name and say such STUPID things. your a sin and should go to hell. “LMFAO!!!!” real cool dude

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  32. December 21, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Brendan O'**ill (yea thats me in the pics lol) says:

    lmao yea that was me about 3-4 years ago since then i’ve lost weight lost the blowout and i never acted like your typical jersey douche so i never needed an attitude change. god bless whoever put this up and for all of you with your funny comments i know i look like a fool lol i don’t wear shower curtain shirts anymore. i’m a dj like somebody said but i don’t brag like i’m god lol anyways anyone else have anything to say say it i don’t care lol it’s funny

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  33. December 21, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    Brendan O'**ill (yea thats me in the pics lol) says:

    i don’t even look like that anymore lol i wasn’t even 21 in those pics. i think this is hillarious! i lost weight and lost the blowout since then lol. anyways god bless whoever put this up it’s funny!

    Reply to Brendan O'**ill (yea thats me in the pics lol)
  34. December 21, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    Hey Jerks says:

    Hey dorks that have nothing better to do then pick apart people on a LAME ass website. Brendan is the man, he is an awesome friend, dj, and person. Mocking him in a picture is dumb as hell. Grow up or say something to him next time you are out because you’ll have a bottle smashed on your head personally by myself! Good day!

    Reply to Hey Jerks
  35. December 22, 2009 at 10:28 am

    Jillian says:

    Brendan–dont even justify yourself to these losers. everyone who counts knows what a great person you are. And to all these assholes who commented and special shout out to the person who posted the picture… your face is probably busted, barely have a high school education maybe a community college? but that could be pushing it, and oh yeah definitely think your tough guys or girls (susanna) yikes she probably has a mustache. Except you sat behind a computer to talk shit and none of you posted real names. I applaud all of you for your immaturity and ignorance<— that is highly questionable you all could just be dumb as fuck.

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