I Am Getting Pumped For My Trip To Jersey Tomorrow

Posted in Dirty TV, Jersey, The Dirty | November 12th, 2009

I hope they have a lot of Red Bull/Vodka at The Pool in Harrahs because it is going to be hard to fist pump for two hours… I got winded after 3 pumps.

**Jersey- I fly to the Guido jungle tomorrow… I have been wearing garlic beads around my neck all week. Not to fight Vampires, but to get immune to the smell.



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I Am Getting Pumped For My Trip To Jersey Tomorrow
  1. November 12, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    really? says:

    man, nik is so crazy hot. and he cracks me up! lol

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  2. November 12, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    ? says:

    dorks

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  3. November 12, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    Anonymous says:

    nik looks like the guy from linkin park

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  4. November 13, 2009 at 4:03 am

    Anonymous says:

    Dear Nik,

    If you ever play Sandstorm again I will have to boycott your site. It’s so 10 years ago. Jus’ sayin.

    =)

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  5. November 13, 2009 at 5:51 am

    NJ Girl says:

    The weekend Im NOT in Jersey you guy come?!! BOOOOO

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  6. November 13, 2009 at 7:03 am

    Some Guy says:

    Sad part is jersey shore douches really do/act just like that. East coast sucks, cept for Miami.

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  7. November 13, 2009 at 8:30 am

    i said it... says:

    wow, what losers.

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  8. November 13, 2009 at 9:19 am

    IcedCoffey says:

    Wow, finally a voice to put with that Mexican Pizza face. Nik, your squeaky feminine voice matches your frail, female body.

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  9. November 13, 2009 at 9:25 am

    f*ck Jersey! says:

    hahahaha! you guys are fools, love it! i lived in the dirty jersey for almosy 2 years (moved back to FLA 4 months ago) and i still can’t get the smell of self tanner, hairsparay and guido armpit out of my nose! f*cking guido’s and hoe’s fist pumping in the clubs……. boooooooooooooo!

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  10. November 13, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    Candice143 says:

    Nik….YOU SOUND JUST LIKE ZACK MORRIS!! HAHA ITS KINDA SEXY!!

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  11. November 13, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    air says:

    so…you’re supposed to be a baller but you still got your boy using a circa 2001 flat screen monitor? what happened to the superthin 20+ inch monitors?

    epic disaster, broski.

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  12. November 13, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    air says:

    the t-shirt is pretty wack too.

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  13. November 14, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    mac says:

    hahah i think i just peed a little

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  14. November 15, 2009 at 1:45 am

    can can says:

    did i hear this right .. nik said .. “get this babe” ?!!

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  15. November 15, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    hmmmmmm says:

    now i see why i can’t catch a cab. the cab drivers are inside playing xbox dj hero

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  16. December 25, 2009 at 9:59 pm

    ja says:

    I love how you rock a shirt and don’t even notice the grammar is wrong. You must be very educated.

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