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Another Myspace Model Turned DJ
Posted in San Diego, The Dirty | November 13th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Darlene from San Diego now she calls herself DJ ASTERA, Nik why are all these myspace models trying to DJ, who is booking them? Would you let her mix your turntables?
Darlene, drinking Coco-Cola is bad for you… it goes straight to your gut. Just look in the mirror not the camera and you will see what I am talking about.- nik
Tags: San Diego, The Dirty, Would You?
ryncarz says:
she looks like shes playing a set in baby gap-
to ryncarzthe dude says:
DJ ASTERA?!? should be be DJ CHUNKY GUT!!
to the dudeSeriously... says:
Don’t worry, Nik, after a while she won’t be drinking Coke as much as inhaling it. And that will go nice with the x.
to Seriously...Anonymous says:
Id eat that
to AnonymousFred says:
Anonymous You Say You Would Eat That?
I think we are BOTH on the Same Page Here.
I might not let her mixmy turn tables BUTT I would sure let her mix my nut bowl..
to FredEx Lax says:
I wondered who was the dj at wong’s used clothing shop
to Ex LaxKevin says:
awesome tits!
to KevinSTR8UP says:
she’s hot, I hope she’s a REAL DJ, no cd’s just str8 turntables and vinyl, but hasn’t she been on here b4?
to STR8UPdurp says:
yawn, big deal
to durpbwahaha says:
Nik you forgot to put hearts on her background image.
to bwahahaName says:
It’s DJ ‘Astrea’ Leon (not ‘Astera’).
to Namefor real says:
you mean Estrella (the proper spelling)
to for real2punk says:
Shes HOT but why do these hot girls think they can DJ??? Is it the IN thing to do?
to 2punkdj ness says:
why is she still playing vinyl??? j/k but really…step aside little lady and let some real talent through
to dj nessBupster says:
Vinyl is where it all started dumb dumb and you actually have to listen to the music to mix it, instead of looking at your computer to match the beat……..Only real Dj’s use vinyl……..
to BupsterPIIHB says:
I would not pull out….of any of the 3 holes.
to PIIHBjjbc says:
this gal is smokin!
to jjbcpeachy says:
I love it when chicks take pics with their face 95% covered with their hair, thinking it makes them look extra hot, when really, it’s just to cover up their fug face. I don’t think the bod is bad at all, but I kind of see could see why the photographer wanted her face covered up.
to peachyXenu says:
Nik, you’re nuts. Banging bony models is not fun. Plus, the body is only 1/3 of the package! Are they intelligent? Are they sane? They could be all three and still sound like some high pitched poodle when they open their mouth. Still worried about some tiny subcutaneous belly fat that’s only noticeable when they bend over?
to Xenuteddy says:
looks dumpy standing up, must be muffin mania when she sits down
to teddyhilarious says:
Someone scoops up some tables and thinks they are instantly a DJ. They should call her DJ McTits because that is the only reason she will get booked.
to hilariousMaxQ says:
Are you out of your mind?? not one once of fat on this girl.. Nik I really think you should seek professional help for your eyes..
to MaxQWTF says:
Your right not one ounce, more like a couple pounds of fat !!!
to WTFlol says:
nik you are crazy its sad that you think she is fat thats why young girls make them self sick trying to look skinny because losers like you talk mad sh*t one day you are going to run into the wrong person and they are going to kick your ugly ass! you think you are the sh*t but you are just a punk!
to lolCHINCHILLA says:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME…IN LA SHE WOULD BE PUT ON AN ALL LIQUID DIET OF SPERM AND COKE UNTIL SHE LOST 15 LBS.
to CHINCHILLAShortBus says:
This girl is nails. Ive jacked it twice just looking at those sculpted perfect D’s. On the other hand she should stick to being beautiful…dj-ing in a mall clothing store. Really?
to ShortBusmike says:
I’d hit dat ate daze a weak, 24/7
to mikeChrissy says:
Like you will EVER ! have a chance ha
to ChrissyShort Bus says:
Ive already jacked it twice just looking at those scrumptious breasts. This girl is f-n nails. But dj-ing at a mall clothing store? Really? She should stick to just being gorgeous.
to Short BusB says:
Those are some nice +2s.
to Bnosferatina says:
Yeah Nik, and we all know that you can only get perfect women!
Nothing wrong with the girl at all, and C*ke is not bad for you, it is delicious. You may want to check out your slowly emerging gut from all your booze consumption!
to nosferatinaAnonymous says:
Last week you had an anorexic girl on here and said she needed help. Why are you surprised they turn anorexic when you call girls like this fat. It’s easy to sit behind a computer and talk sh*t.
to AnonymousBombchelle says:
She’s smokin hot! Y’all are cracking me up with the chunky comments. There’s not one ounce of fat on her. Insane, unrealistic standards most of you have. It would be HILARIOUS to see what most of you look like.
to BombchelleMel says:
This little gal keeps well a BREAST of all the new sounds and moves (and that is just in the bedroom) but watch what you say to her because she has been know to exchange Tit for Tat.
to MelAnonymous says:
I love the hooker pic in the background … nice boobies !!!!!
to AnonymousJustin Bobby says:
I am already booking events in the Ass-lamp and I haven’t even got my DJ Hero set up yet.
BAH-hhh!!!
to Justin BobbyA REAL DJ! says:
This chick is just another computer DJ who can hit a button on her laptop and make the music play. Just like a lot of them that I know out there who do that exact same thing.
If she was a good DJ, she would not be playing at a USED clothes store. She would be playing in a club. CASE CLOSED!
to A REAL DJ!REAL TALK says:
I DOUBT SHE’S A GOOD DJ, BUT ATLEAST SHE’S FINE AS HELL!
to REAL TALKDerek says:
A pair of D’ and a record player, does not a DJ make.
to DerekTommyboy says:
“Myspace Model” is a new term for no-class wh*re. Just like this disease-ridden, self-esteem-bankrupt bimbo-skank.
to TommyboyCandyMan says:
Very nice. To say she’s fat because she isn’t sucking in her stomach and she’s drinking a 150 cal soft drink is laughable. I know g*y guys are critical – but our tiny host is ridiculous.
to CandyManlol says:
yea nik is def a hater. she looks good. niks idea of good looks is the Oslen twins. And the only people that hang on to his every word are coke snorting preps whose parnets abandoned them as a child
to lollol says:
soo true nik is a punk who like girls that looks like bones you are just a big loser who needs to grow up!
to lolIt's me says:
She needs nut on the DD’s
to It's meNoodles123 says:
Soft but verrrrrry nice
to Noodles123darelene is ghetto says:
she is so ghetto her and her blondey friend they are what make SD trashy
to darelene is ghettoA REAL FRIEND says:
SORRY BUT I KNOW THIS GIRL PERSONALLY & SHE MAY BE SWEET BUT PLEASE FELLAS GET CHECKED OUT SOON SHE STRAIGHT UP HAS MORE THAN 1 STD’S! SERIOUSLY NO JOKE, GET TESTED! I’VE SEEN HER MEDS & ITS NOT PRETTY. EVEN IF YOUR HOOKUP WAS MORE THAN A YEAR AGO…SHE’S A BIT OF A UNDERCOVER WHOREBAG WEL AT LEAST SHE THINKS SHE IS BUT IM CLOSE TO HER AND FEEL THE NEED TO BE HONEST WITH THE PUBLIC AND PUT THIS OUT THERE- GET CHECKED THATS ALL I’M SAYING & DONT HIT AGAIN IF YOU VALUE YOUR HEALTH….& SINCE IM ANONYMUS ANYWAYS I MIGHT AS WELL SAY THIS PIC IS HELLA PHOTOSHOPPED! HER BUTTS NOT THAT BIG & HER STOMACH HAS NO DEFNTION & A BIT WIDE- YEAH I KNOW YO UTHINK IM HATING ON HER BUT IM JUST KEEPING IT REAL LIKE SHE SHOULD. I JUST MIGHT PUT UP THE REAL PIC SOON.
to A REAL FRIENDcartel says:
hot damn id put my sourcream in her taco
to cartelAnonymous says:
She is smokin hot!!!!
to Anonymous