Another Myspace Model Turned DJ


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Darlene from San Diego now she calls herself DJ ASTERA, Nik why are all these myspace models trying to DJ, who is booking them? Would you let her mix your turntables?
Darlene, drinking Coco-Cola is bad for you… it goes straight to your gut. Just look in the mirror not the camera and you will see what I am talking about.- nik

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46 Responses to “Another Myspace Model Turned DJ”
Don’t worry, Nik, after a while she won’t be drinking Coke as much as inhaling it. And that will go nice with the x.
Id eat that
Fred Reply:
November 14th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Anonymous You Say You Would Eat That?
I think we are BOTH on the Same Page Here.
I might not let her mixmy turn tables BUTT I would sure let her mix my nut bowl..
I wondered who was the dj at wong’s used clothing shop
she’s hot, I hope she’s a REAL DJ, no cd’s just str8 turntables and vinyl, but hasn’t she been on here b4?
Nik you forgot to put hearts on her background image.
It’s DJ ‘Astrea’ Leon (not ‘Astera’).
Shes HOT but why do these hot girls think they can DJ??? Is it the IN thing to do?
why is she still playing vinyl??? j/k but really…step aside little lady and let some real talent through
Bupster Reply:
November 16th, 2009 at 9:51 am
Vinyl is where it all started dumb dumb and you actually have to listen to the music to mix it, instead of looking at your computer to match the beat……..Only real Dj’s use vinyl……..
I love it when chicks take pics with their face 95% covered with their hair, thinking it makes them look extra hot, when really, it’s just to cover up their fug face. I don’t think the bod is bad at all, but I kind of see could see why the photographer wanted her face covered up.
Nik, you’re nuts. Banging bony models is not fun. Plus, the body is only 1/3 of the package! Are they intelligent? Are they sane? They could be all three and still sound like some high pitched poodle when they open their mouth. Still worried about some tiny subcutaneous belly fat that’s only noticeable when they bend over?
looks dumpy standing up, must be muffin mania when she sits down
Someone scoops up some tables and thinks they are instantly a DJ. They should call her DJ McTits because that is the only reason she will get booked.
Are you out of your mind?? not one once of fat on this girl.. Nik I really think you should seek professional help for your eyes..
WTF Reply:
November 14th, 2009 at 7:56 am
Your right not one ounce, more like a couple pounds of fat !!!
lol Reply:
November 15th, 2009 at 6:00 am
nik you are crazy its sad that you think she is fat thats why young girls make them self sick trying to look skinny because losers like you talk mad sh*t one day you are going to run into the wrong person and they are going to kick your ugly ass! you think you are the sh*t but you are just a punk!
CHINCHILLA Reply:
November 14th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
ARE YOU KIDDING ME…IN LA SHE WOULD BE PUT ON AN ALL LIQUID DIET OF SPERM AND COKE UNTIL SHE LOST 15 LBS.
This girl is nails. Ive jacked it twice just looking at those sculpted perfect D’s. On the other hand she should stick to being beautiful…dj-ing in a mall clothing store. Really?
I’d hit dat ate daze a weak, 24/7
Ive already jacked it twice just looking at those scrumptious breasts. This girl is f-n nails. But dj-ing at a mall clothing store? Really? She should stick to just being gorgeous.
Yeah Nik, and we all know that you can only get perfect women!
Nothing wrong with the girl at all, and C*ke is not bad for you, it is delicious. You may want to check out your slowly emerging gut from all your booze consumption!
Last week you had an anorexic girl on here and said she needed help. Why are you surprised they turn anorexic when you call girls like this fat. It’s easy to sit behind a computer and talk sh*t.
She’s smokin hot! Y’all are cracking me up with the chunky comments. There’s not one ounce of fat on her. Insane, unrealistic standards most of you have. It would be HILARIOUS to see what most of you look like.
This little gal keeps well a BREAST of all the new sounds and moves (and that is just in the bedroom) but watch what you say to her because she has been know to exchange Tit for Tat.
I love the hooker pic in the background … nice boobies !!!!!
I am already booking events in the Ass-lamp and I haven’t even got my DJ Hero set up yet.
BAH-hhh!!!
This chick is just another computer DJ who can hit a button on her laptop and make the music play. Just like a lot of them that I know out there who do that exact same thing.
If she was a good DJ, she would not be playing at a USED clothes store. She would be playing in a club. CASE CLOSED!
I DOUBT SHE’S A GOOD DJ, BUT ATLEAST SHE’S FINE AS HELL!
A pair of D’ and a record player, does not a DJ make.
“Myspace Model” is a new term for no-class wh*re. Just like this disease-ridden, self-esteem-bankrupt bimbo-skank.
Very nice. To say she’s fat because she isn’t sucking in her stomach and she’s drinking a 150 cal soft drink is laughable. I know g*y guys are critical - but our tiny host is ridiculous.
yea nik is def a hater. she looks good. niks idea of good looks is the Oslen twins. And the only people that hang on to his every word are coke snorting preps whose parnets abandoned them as a child
lol Reply:
November 15th, 2009 at 6:07 am
soo true nik is a punk who like girls that looks like bones you are just a big loser who needs to grow up!
she is so ghetto her and her blondey friend they are what make SD trashy
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Bissues: b*tch with issues
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Bucket Seats: nice ass
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she looks like shes playing a set in baby gap-
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