Get Like Me- “Douche Bag Awareness Week”

Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | November 13th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik who says that you can’t be white and a guido.  Everyone keeps telling me they don’t exist…well here is Dan C, he spends more time styling his hair and trimming his beard into perfect guido lines more than he works.  Maybe its just  fat guy thing but this guy spends so much time on his appearance, I’m surprised he doesn’t just work out so maybe he wouldn’t have to wear scarves or other gay accessories to try and hide the fat.  Dan step one in the de-guidofication process is loosing your gay fake diamond earrings.  And one more thing..No Dan you do not look like Donny from that Diddy show.

Don’t “blow out” hair styles make douches look like they have mushroom heads?- nik

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Get Like Me- “Douche Bag Awareness Week”
  1. November 13, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    Bombchelle says:

    These pics have been so enlightening…who knew there was such a large breed of guido clones out there. Please stay on the east coast. thx a bunch.

    Reply to Bombchelle
  2. November 13, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    asmiley420 says:

    he looks like a guido version of FRED Savage

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  3. November 13, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    the dude says:

    he might want to spend some of his “grooming” time working off his second and third chins, investing in some better tequila, and getting rid of that disaster standing nest to him

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  4. November 13, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    Mojay says:

    Doesn’t anyone he knows have the guts to tell him how stupid he looks?

    Reply to Mojay
  5. November 13, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    toss-my-salad says:

    isn’t this tool too fat to be a guido?

    Reply to toss-my-salad
  6. November 13, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    ryncarz says:

    thats pimp – 2 50 dollar bottles and a fat Entourage Turtle Costume

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  7. November 13, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    swisha says:

    hey its the fat wolverine!

    Reply to swisha
  8. November 13, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    Ex Lax says:

    he must like being blessed by father guido sar douche bags

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  9. November 13, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    peachy says:

    Looks like someone over-abused the BLUR TOOL and gave themselves a brow lift, all courtesy of Photoshop. Seriously, why??? I don’t get it. The second picture looks ridiculous- he looks like a damn cartoon! What a moron.

    Reply to peachy
  10. November 13, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    texasbelle says:

    really ! women like these guys

    Reply to texasbelle
  11. November 13, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    haha says:

    i like how he tried to photoshop the bottem pic.HAHha it isnt working sorry.!

    Reply to haha
  12. November 14, 2009 at 5:04 am

    Nulland Void says:

    Quit picking on the guy. He has to cut weird lines in his face to take everyone’s attention off of the fact that he can’t grow a proper beard. Check out the Joe Dirt style bald patches on his face.

    Reply to Nulland Void
  13. November 14, 2009 at 11:57 am

    DZ says:

    Has to be one of the funniest looking humans I’ve ever seen….

    Reply to DZ
  14. November 14, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Fat akuma

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  15. November 14, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    hoes... says:

    Is this Jon Gluck’s brother?

    Reply to hoes...

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