They Fall For It Every Time- “Douche Bag Awareness Week”

Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | November 13th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Victor S*t*.  This guy has his game of lies down pact.  This guy almost inspired me to become a douchebag after I saw how easy it was.  K so this guy is a doorman, I’ll repeat a doorguy at a club.  So this guy will obviously get girls in free where he is working, thats a given and also a few drinks at the bar since he is friends with a few people he works with..Now for his game, Victor will tell girls he is having an event to try and bring them out or  tell girls who are out that he can get them drinks because he knows the owner and he has his big promotions company.  I have also seen him walk girls in from the door to the bar telling them that he just has to work the door to because its his event and he needs it to run smoothly.  How can any girl fall for this if he is wearing the same outfit as every other $10/hr employee.  Somehow this guy manages to pick up these girls and will go out with them on his nights off, to of course the place he works (not part owner, best friends of the owner or whatever sh*t he tells you) these girls get all excited cause they think they are talking to someone important.  I wonder what he tells them when they see his small as apartment, his mansion must be getting painted or something..what a douche, hows that promotions company coming buddy.

Isn’t he kind of small to be a door guy?  Victor is just another leach trying to get laid off the system.- nik

Tags: doorguy, douche, Jersey, New York



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They Fall For It Every Time- “Douche Bag Awareness Week”
  1. November 13, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    wallhanger says:

    why is everyone in NJ so dark? Is there that much sun in the Jersey?…

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  2. November 13, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    spinspin says:

    ha
    look at chix hes pulling
    his game aint really getting him all that much.

    Reply to spinspin
  3. November 13, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    WTF says:

    Those are girls ???

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  4. November 13, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    OMFG says:

    If those are the kind of girls he’s picking up, then by god let him have them…lets not complain about a guy that’s getting the uggos out of the club for the rest of us, eh?

    Reply to OMFG
  5. November 13, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    Ex Lax says:

    he just the right size to be the back door man since the valet job didn’t work out

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  6. November 13, 2009 at 11:36 pm

    cheezer says:

    So what’s up with the Vicky Gunvalson (Real Housewives OC) Jr. on the right???

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  7. November 14, 2009 at 5:00 am

    Nulland Void says:

    Obviously, the guy who sent in the pic has a hard time picking up fat chicks. You just need to go to the bar around midnight, because they’ll be drunk or get a door man job like the guy in the picture. Don’t be bitter, just take some steps to improve your game.

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  8. November 14, 2009 at 8:07 am

    NickVMil says:

    I think this is great, Girls go out with him because they think he is important. Hoes deserve whatever they get if they will only go out with you because they think your important. I hope lots of women fall for his tricks.. Keep it up Victor…

    Reply to NickVMil
  9. November 14, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    JoMustang says:

    Everyone gets, what they deserve – girls included.

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  10. November 14, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Nazi Killer says:

    Hey Nik is that your cousin? Tell him to get his sandy ass back to 7-11!!!!!!

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  11. November 15, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    Noodles123 says:

    I will take that chubby cheek Russian chick on the right please…Something about her says “Into anal.”

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  12. November 16, 2009 at 4:00 am

    Dunno says:

    Why do guys even claim to be a club promotor????? Like that is an important or cool job. Hi my name is…. and I am a club promotor at 30+ years old. I pass out flyers (either on the street or online) and make the real ballers (club owners) a bunch of money. What a joke of a job.

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  13. November 16, 2009 at 7:54 am

    Anonymous says:

    F*cking Tiger Woods!

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  14. November 16, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    Jennisyn says:

    Yeah, had that happen to me. Then I got hired by the real owner. Busted.

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  15. November 17, 2009 at 7:25 am

    I just noticed... says:

    I think thats Carson Daly covered in brown shoe polish.

    Reply to I just noticed...
  16. November 23, 2009 at 9:01 am

    Anonymous says:

    u guys are a binch of hetters i know victor n hes a cool guy… so what who doesnt lie a lil to get some ass, you should be blaming the ones that falls for it.. come on dont be a hatter

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  17. December 10, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Damn puttin this dude on blast

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  18. December 11, 2009 at 12:25 am

    Anonymous says:

    hes deff not geting ass from those chicks.. they wouldnt touch him with a metal pole
    trust that. i know them b*tches

    Reply to Anonymous
  19. January 22, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    Anonymous says:

    hes game isnt workin that great if hes pullin these pigs…bad look for jersey…

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