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Chris G Is A Legend In His Own Mind
Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | November 19th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Chris G…The man, the myth, the legend. This guy is a personal trainer and a professional douchebag. He hits on every single girl that walks through his gyms doors. Then at night he goes out with his ‘big time’ friends and flashes his guns to all the ladies. He has been kicked out of clubs multiple times for grabbing chicks and even throwing a drink on one. All because they don’t give him the time of day or because after you talk to him your not allowed to talk/flirt with other guys or he goes crazy, must be roid rage. This guys a joke he runs his mouth at the gym all day bragging about all these dime pieces he bangs out. He went off one time telling me all his tricks of the trade, the hooking up trade that is. His number one trick is to do that gay arm wrap and drink when drinking with a girl, it works every time apparently lol. Guy is a joke, and that chick he is with, the pregnant looking one is some hoe he is draggin along while he’s out trying to get with girls.
I have been struggling the last couple weeks on coming up with a good name for the Tools that sell Gym memberships. These guys are the scum of the earth and peasants in my mind. Every membership pusher I have ever met is a major creeper. Any thoughts on a good name? I know this Chris guy is a trainer, but that is close enough.- nik
Nah says:
Teh personal trainers at my gym look bored, always. Must be a boring job.
to NahJRC says:
This guy is 100% gay denial. Pure homo.
to JRCB says:
This post is so true!!
to Bpsu says:
the arm thing does work though
to psuThe Freshmaker says:
Just call them what they are, Ex Loan Officers
to The Freshmakerjoe dirt says:
YES! YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR.
to joe dirtcal says:
sweat bags
to calYuck! says:
That girls pads are driving me CRAZY!! She obviously doesnt have the boobs to fill out that top…she looks REDICULOUS!! lol
to Yuck!TOOL SHED says:
How about calling them “SNAP ON’s”
to TOOL SHEDAnonymous says:
How about GymBags or Gymtools? DA STRONG!
to Anonymousyaaa says:
i like “GYMBAGS”
hahaa
to yaaaa a says:
I was gonna say Gymbags….great minds think alike!
to a aIbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:
Petite boy Nik, hates any guy that is bigger than him. To put it another way, Nik hates 98% of the male population.
Granted some dudes who sell Gym memberships are roided-out creeper douches, sweeping them all into 1 category isn’t right. If we treated everyone from a particular group, in the same fashion, Nik would be in Guantanamo Bay with the rest of the middle-easterners.
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLDKris says:
I got him! I had her!
to Krisjoe dirt says:
LOCKER STALKERS
to joe dirtK to the T to the B says:
HA!!! The gym membership guy at my gym just got fired for hitting on girls!!! So true…so sad
to K to the T to the BTim says:
Traing Bro
to Timjj says:
Christal Myths i decided
to jjMissy says:
He tells me all the time he is bored with his girlfriend and he wants to end it. I feel sorry for her
to MissyCHRIS G is SEXY says:
but his girlfriends gotta gooo!
to CHRIS G is SEXYThe Pink Pirate says:
He is a Club Chub………gets a Chubby from pushing the Club memberships…………
to The Pink PirateRoar says:
Jim Crickets cuz they are always in your ear telling you some bullshit
to RoarGG says:
How about call them REPEAT FLEX OFFENDERS…they are creepy
to GGPolitico Pablo says:
Yeah, when you try terminating your long term contract, they sell the unpaid balance to collection companies to mess up your credit. Nice. Timeshare, mobile home, and then you have gym membership sales people as the lowest forms of life.
to Politico PabloJT Chicago says:
Call them pedalphiles because they are pushing the gym memberships like boy scout leaders push sleepovers
to JT Chicagodong says:
that was stupid
to dongboy scouts says:
ya JT that was stupid
to boy scoutsLaura says:
am i so old i recall “cow catchers” on trains? (that triangular structure in front of trains). geez. i was thinking “jims” but i like “gym bags” “jim bags” bags nonetheless..
to Laurasandiegogeneral says:
Cobra huh. Big baller
to sandiegogeneralrick j. says:
How about Mr. Douchiverse. That is all
to rick j.27 Rings says:
Gym Jockey
to 27 RingsAM says:
Gym Chimps
to AMAnonymous says:
hahahah finally he is on here… chris get over yourself and stop playin poor erin. we all know you cheated on her the entire time you guys were together.. i can personally confirm this;)
to Anonymouswow says:
GymJims
to wowRosered says:
The obvious… “Dumbbells”
to RoseredMichelle says:
Gymbag
to Michellerex says:
ok whoever posted this post and hates on motherf*ckers is a fag! Chris was my roommate and would always help a friend. he’s a good person and whatever girl posted this must of been one of the girls that got rejected by him. f*ck these dumb shoes chris!!!!
to rexAnonymous says:
it was jessica anderson lol
to Anonymousjess says:
i agree with tj.. even though i got blamed for this chris is a good person and would always be there for his friends.
to jessjess says:
ACTUALLY it wasnt me lol i have better things to do with my time then put people on the dirty..
to jessanonymous says:
i know chris personally. he is an extreme douchebag. he has no money, no job, basically no future. he is not a personal trainer and never was. still lives with his parents. takes roids to get into the kinda shape he is. feeds off other people and their money. yes he has banged alot of girls but when they are all drunk and coked up its not that big of an accomplishment.
to anonymous