I Didn’t Hit It

Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | November 19th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Johnny and his car.  He makes sure he gets to the clubs early every night so he can park his car in front of wherever he is at, oh and did I mention he was a promoter.  I heard he co-owns that car with one of his friends, they switch off day and night.  Johnny is the king of deception, he lures little c*ke heads or other fiends back to his apartment…ya nothing new eh, but he doesn’t even have any!! he tricks you just to get you back, you have to stay and drink with him or try and find your own way home.  But he is more then happy to have all of yours if you so happen to have some.  Nik this cheese face needs to be blasted, he claims to be worth millions (which he can’t touch of course) and preys on any new club rat he can find.

Looks like a taxi driver to me.  Who wants to see an 02 Hummer in front of a club.  That car blue books at 19k.- nik

Tags: 30k, Chicago, douche, promoter



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I Didn’t Hit It
  1. November 19, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    mike jaber says:

    FAG

    Reply to mike jaber
    • November 19, 2009 at 11:21 pm

      Forgy23 says:

      Tragic Ho. If you and your friends sleep with him then YOU are the tragic ones. Get a life.

      Reply to Forgy23
      • November 20, 2009 at 11:07 am

        DirtyGuynNB says:

        100% AGREE… Sounds like YOU and your prosti girl friends got RUN by this guy in his APT for some ass, booze, blow, etc. That’s comedy. Only AFTER he ripped and sex’d you, he’s a “cheese face”. LOL It’s like these MOMMIES who post pics of their ex’s “This guy is a TOTAL Douche Bag/dead beat…” He wasn’t a DB when you let him tap your ass unstrapped.. He only became a DB after he lost your number. lol This guy is a genius.. fractional ownership of a 19k H2…

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    • November 21, 2009 at 12:45 am

      HAAAAAAA says:

      ur just jealous cuz u got no game – Jonny C gotz friends, cool car, connects at all the clubs, and a fun life

      Pfffffffffttttt…..no matter how hard u try or how cool u think u are or how good looking u think u are, u just cant puul it off like good ol Jonny C – and ur salty
      and now ur hatin

      Haaa Haaaaa

      Reply to HAAAAAAA
  2. November 19, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    Ive been to his place says:

    at the Ovelteen Factory lofts in V*lla Park… he sells c*caine to pay for the place

    Reply to Ive been to his place
  3. November 19, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    The Paki says:

    Actually 2003 was the first year of the H2. You can buy an 03 at the auction for 15k-16.5k.

    Reply to The Paki
  4. November 19, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    Oh finally...... says:

    good ol Jonny C – club guy

    i think that license plate means “I’d hit it with a rock….or a baseball bat” …or maybe it means “I’d hit anything cuz I’m jonny C and i never get laid”

    or maybe it means “I’m a cheese grater face dork druggy with no game or use in life except for supplying soundbar with cheap ass pills and trying to trick underage club sluts into coming back to some retarded after party and sizzle our brains out”

    or maybe……..

    Reply to Oh finally......
  5. November 19, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Sounds like your one of those cokeheads that fell for his trap. nice post.

    Reply to Anonymous
  6. November 19, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    mmmmm mmmm says:

    03 hummer , didnt make the H2 in 2002, and it is worth about 15k

    Reply to mmmmm mmmm
  7. November 19, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    Trev says:

    Doesn’t he know hummers are for the gays?

    Reply to Trev
  8. November 19, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    POWRIGHTINTHEKISSER says:

    At least it isnt a borrowed fake Porsche (boxster) lol

    Reply to POWRIGHTINTHEKISSER
  9. November 19, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    000 says:

    finally a witty remark from Nik, rather than something about their teeth or weight. wow bravo

    Reply to 000
  10. November 19, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    Lmao says:

    He sure pulls some nasty club w*ores. especially romanian buahahahahhaha JOHNNY knows which one im talking about. The man looking one that needs to drop some ……………

    Oh and J i see your promoting with Dj dannyboy is not doing so well..i wonder why?!?!

    Reply to Lmao
  11. November 19, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    BrownHole says:

    I can see parking an H1 in front of the club, but what kind of stupid a$$ club lets someone park an H2 out front?
    Must be a gay bar.

    Reply to BrownHole
  12. November 19, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    chitownsundevil says:

    Is he attempting to throw a sign or is that left hand missing some digits?. Can’t figure it out.

    Reply to chitownsundevil
  13. November 20, 2009 at 12:48 am

    GX says:

    Sounds to me like you’re one of those little coke heads that was hard up, and went along for the ride, and he turned the trick on you. Then you come on here and put the dude on blast. Who’s the dummy, now????

    Reply to GX
  14. November 20, 2009 at 1:04 am

    wow says:

    way to simulate size with cigarette :)

    Reply to wow
  15. November 20, 2009 at 8:01 am

    Anonymous says:

    i think its funny that this coke head is upset about his broken promises… Maybe this chick should stop doing drugs or get a job to support her own habbit

    Reply to Anonymous
  16. November 20, 2009 at 8:16 am

    haha says:

    johnny is alright with me and you all are haters still ridding around in mommy and daddys cars and having them give you money so you can go out. at least he got his own car and place BUSTERS!

    Reply to haha
  17. November 20, 2009 at 8:22 am

    Nah says:

    As a long time city resident, its easy to spot suburban douchebags becuase next to nobody who lives in the city drives an H2.

    Reply to Nah
  18. November 20, 2009 at 8:25 am

    LMFAO says:

    This Guy is such a tool! He is like 35 and acts and lies like he is 25. Total turd material. I love the has millions! in the bank he is a Dousche that still lives at home with his parents.
    I wish i was him! I have always wanted to drive a school bus everyday of my life…….. Its his own retard bus….

    Reply to LMFAO
  19. November 20, 2009 at 8:30 am

    FUKUunclemonkeystink says:

    I know this kid, he tried to blow billy dec in an alley way back in 05 for a job. Only thing is he couldn’t find decs dik
    .
    This kid is so gay, he hooked up w this tranny I know at his “afterparty” , yea bro, lisa, well she’s a dude……..(in case u didn’t lready know )
    Bwhahahahahhahah

    Reply to FUKUunclemonkeystink
  20. November 20, 2009 at 9:59 am

    :) says:

    Johnny C is one of the nicer guys around the club scene. Just because he dismissed your broke, c*ke addicted, 17 year old, white lip gloss and bad extensions ass, should not give you a reason to be a hater and call him out. Get a life hoe.

    Reply to :)
    • November 20, 2009 at 10:31 am

      David says:

      lol ya and johnny was the one who brought her too the club…guys a total douche, you must not hang out with him after hours when the real partyin begins…

      he has to act nice to everyone when he is out, even if he doesn’t like them…probably why you think hes nice…its his job retard

      Reply to David
  21. November 20, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    ESS.DOT says:

    Soooo…you jumped in a car with a guy because he claimed to have millions of dollars, some piff, and a yellow Hummer? Who you really puttin on blast, trick?

    Reply to ESS.DOT
  22. November 20, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    The Truth says:

    I’ve known this guy for years and he’s actually a genuine person. Whoever posted this is clearly pissed off because they didn’t get their way.

    Reply to The Truth
  23. November 20, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Johnny C says:

    wow i guess the person that posted this dont know much about me,,,i usually get to the club really late and lot of times my car sits in front cause we get employee discount at some of the clubs..but whatever if u have a question u can come up to me and ask me …i know i’m not a bad person so you should get to know me before you judge me or trash talk … ..thanks for the support from ppl that really knows me

    Reply to Johnny C
  24. November 20, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    kk says:

    love you johnny!!!!
    good seein you last night

    Reply to kk
  25. November 20, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    kk says:

    love you johnny!!!!
    good seein you last night

    Reply to kk
  26. November 20, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    Nikki says:

    Aw hes sweet, people are just jealous & johnnys gANGSTA SO U GUYS CAN FUCK OFF!

    Reply to Nikki
  27. November 21, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Douche says:

    Ya your still a douche fag

    Reply to Douche
  28. November 22, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    silly rabbit sluts are for dicks says:

    less than 19k

    Reply to silly rabbit sluts are for dicks
  29. November 22, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    Anonymous says:

    jonny f_ck all these guys on here man………seriously, find out their name and address and go to their house in some lingerie and f_ck the living sh_t out of them ……and make em say whos bitch are u???

    ur jonny C’s bitch……and when they beg ya to stop say “no, jonnys not done yet” ………then they will know who the real jonny C is and they will have sore bum bums too

    Reply to Anonymous
  30. November 23, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Lolll

    Reply to Anonymous
  31. November 23, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    hilarious says:

    DUDE JOHNNY USE TO OWN HIS OWN BUSINESS YOU f**KING DUMBBA****. AND HE DOES HAVE A REAL JOB..NOT SELLING C*KE*! U NO YOUR MAD CUZ UR GIRLS PROBABLY FLOCK ON HIM!!! GIRLS LOVE YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS!! HE IS AN EXTREMELY NICE SMART CARING LOVING PERSON.. GET THE F* OVER IT SERIOUSLY..YOU PEOPLE HONESTLY REALLY NEED A LIFE..

    AND IF YOUR SUCH A TOUGH GUY GO SAY IT TO HIS FACE.. PUSSY A** B*TCHES.

    Reply to hilarious
  32. November 23, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    juc says:

    why is the chicago club scene such a ******* joke

    Reply to juc
  33. November 23, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    Anonymous says:

    my gf bought me that Calvin Cline shirt in 03 …for prom bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Reply to Anonymous
  34. November 24, 2009 at 8:34 am

    fuku unclemonkeystink says:

    come see me douche, my name is mike b live at the tides 37th floor i will rip off your skull and sh!t down your neck you pussy ass f@g.

    Reply to fuku unclemonkeystink
  35. November 27, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    jukin says:

    hey all u dumbf*cks….take a good long look in the mirror before you say anything about johnny c.
    as for all the DOUCHE comments, get off THE DIRTY…find a hobbie!

    Reply to jukin
  36. November 27, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    kimmie says:

    heyy bitches. i dont know y u guys hate. do u personally know johnny? prob not….so dont judge. we are not in high school anymore kiddies. if u really know johnny, u would know he is the grateful person out there. he has a big heart and is willing to help anyone out. stop hating on him because u dumb hoodrats/money hungry whores keep coming around him. —-its actually amusing reading these comments, because all these little girls want to come around and keep coming around. Its their choice to act like ladies and not like cheap hookers. its a little thing called RESPECT. u put out….no one will respect u. Thats all. thanxx

    -chinese bitch> wut!-

    or nik would say, -noodle bitch> wut!-

    Reply to kimmie
  37. November 30, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    OKKK says:

    haha that guy was behind me in a line paying tickets =) sup johnny seemed like a nice guy jola

    Reply to OKKK
  38. November 30, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    wow says:

    Who can’t afford a Hummer? Damn truck get’s 7-9 miles to the gallon,, they are basically giving those used things away… Stupid Chicago homo’s

    Reply to wow
  39. December 3, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    SUCK ON IT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! says:

    WOW WOW…why do u have to insult chicago?? why do u know so much about hummers?? were u trying to get one ?? maybe u can afford the truck but not the gas hu/??? then u said chicago homos hu// but wtf are u doing in the chicago page?? u really sound like a fa**ot with no game or money …f*ck off …”CHICAGO ROCKS SO ALL YOU HATERS CAN SUCK ON IT !!!!!!!!!!1

    Reply to SUCK ON IT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
  40. December 7, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    wow. says:

    i love johnny c hes so nice!!! .. For all ya’ll hattaz Say johhny C at the door for free entry.

    Reply to wow.
  41. December 7, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    ha. says:

    i like johnny hes nice…ya’ll should say johnny C at the door for free entry.

    Reply to ha.
  42. December 21, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    Addicted to pissing you off says:

    Oh and btw Nik Richie is the biggest show stopping cock sucking lil bitch…

    Reply to Addicted to pissing you off
  43. December 21, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    Addicted to pissing you off says:

    Oh and BTW Nik Richie and his like it in the a$$ army and their readers are the biggest douchebags of all… Haterz make us famous mutha Fuc*erz.. ChiCity luv..

    Reply to Addicted to pissing you off

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