The School Oompa Loompa

Posted in Portland | November 20th, 2009

The school umpa lumpa

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, So this is Julia (left), Linfield College’s resident fake tanner/umpa lumpa. She is the biggest c*ck tease, but really, she’s just not nice to many people. She believes she is the best thing to ever troll the earth. I saw her at the dining hall the other day, and I almost gagged at how orange she was. It’s just gross.

In order to be a tease dudes have to want to bang you, and I don’t think any dude wants to go near her.- nik

Tags: gross, orange, Portland, wh*re



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The School Oompa Loompa
  1. November 20, 2009 at 11:45 am

    Random says:

    Note to pale red heads: YOU CAN’T GET TAN!

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  2. November 20, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    Brittany says:

    ew ugly

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  3. November 27, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    ew says:

    firecrotch

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  4. November 30, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    Linfield student says:

    I totally agree….this girl gets guys waisted drunk and tries to hook up w/ them. She has attacked my friends. And just some other random info. the girl in the middle is an even bigger skank.

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  5. December 1, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    Another Linfield student says:

    Julia also constantly is trying to hook up with her older brothers frat bros. Its gross really and no one is interested. Plus shes usually the person at the party thats the drunkest one there embarrassing herself. Pathetic really.

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  6. December 1, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    a linfield student says:

    to the person that posted this it is truly pathetic that you can stoop to such a low level in your life. In order to enjoy your life or feel accomplished you feel the need to put others down. The truth at the end of the day is that you are probably some poor fat girl that cannot get a guy and instead of looking inside yourself and realizing what is wrong or that you are just fat you take this anger out on others and attempt to be hurtful. If you wanted to be hurtful which i believe you did you should have picked on someone that has a much lower self esteem and would be bothered by what you said. Enjoy being a miserable fat chick that no one will ever call a friend after they find out that you posted this.

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  7. December 1, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    Former Linfield Student says:

    So when did someone else have the choice of whether or not you become wasted? Sounds like the current Linfield students need to just grow up and realize there is a real world out there waiting for them. Take care of your own life and leave others alone. From the sound of it none of you seem too perfect. And you called her pathetic? Take a good look at who really seems pathetic.

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  8. December 2, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    Another Former Linfield Student says:

    Hey just heard from other Linfield Alumni that a Linfield student is having trash talked about her on this site, otherwise I wouldn’t be reading this garbage. You should realize when you degrade Linfield Students you’re bashing Linfield in general. And on a national web site at that! Have some pride in your school. Perhaps the Linfield students that have some integrity or even the Linfield Admin. should find out who started this garbage and take care of their own!

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  9. December 2, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    another student says:

    wow. this is definitely pathetic. you obviously must not have a life if all you do is bash on someone else. what does she do to get guys wasted, shove a tube of alcohol down their throats? they’re big boys. they decide if they wanna drink or not. the more you post, the more pathetic and DESPERATE you sound. what is the point of all of this? and on the plus side, have you seen her at her older brother’s frat recently? because she hasn’t been. and i’m sure you’re more drunk than she is, embarrassing yourself even more. and you posted the school name. can you be any more stupid? think before you act.

    and if the person responsible for this is ever discovered, i can’t imagine what kind of shame and disgust will be showered your way.

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  10. January 28, 2010 at 9:22 pm

    yet another linfield student says:

    This is pathetic! Julia is a nice girl. Why would someone feel the need to write such terrible things about her on a website for everyone to see? Whoever did this is absolutely pathetic and should be ashamed of themselves. I do not know her very well, but from what I do know, she has always been friendly and definitely does not deserve this. I have been at many parties with her and have not witnessed any of the behavior mentioned above. Karma will come back to whoever wrote this.

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