Bootlegged Miss Thing

Posted in Miami, The Dirty | November 22nd, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell me. what do you think of this blonde? I see her out all the time acting like she runs miami.  All the guys are in love with her and everyone wants her… but what does nik richie think?

I think her body is soft… she does look very very familiar.  I don’t think I met her though because her body is too natural?  Can’t put my finger on (in) it?- nik

Tags: Miami, The Dirty, Would You?



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Bootlegged Miss Thing
  1. November 22, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    KAC says:

    Oh yes I would

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  2. November 22, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    i think says:

    her body looks ok but her face is nasty She will be 200+ lbs in a couple of years

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  3. November 22, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    instant says:

    I think she looks like Jessica Simpson

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  4. November 22, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    tay says:

    she looks like a (more) plastic version of jessica simpson

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  5. November 22, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    LG122 says:

    looks like the broad from long island when you went to NY nik

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  6. November 22, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    P says:

    Her eyes look hammerhead, her body is very soft – that’s why she is bending over in the 1st pic, and looks like trash. She shouldn’t have a big ego, maybe lay off the Eggos

    Reply to P
  7. November 22, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    Anonymous says:

    i would give my left nut for one night with her

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  8. November 22, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    Nik Snitchie says:

    Shes got big funky eyes. I think we should call her Spock.

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  9. November 22, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    Anonymous says:

    She kinda looks like long island Paige prestley

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  10. November 22, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    DD4929 says:

    She’s a bad combo of Kim Zolciak and G Girl.

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  11. November 22, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    Idiota says:

    More like Ms. “Self-Post”

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  12. November 22, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    Grammar Police says:

    This chick looks like Kyndra Mayo from Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County. Her myspace says she got breast implants after the show… totally could be her.

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  13. November 22, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    Girl, please says:

    Jessica Simpson knockoff. Kinda big faced.

    Reply to Girl, please
  14. November 22, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    JDUB says:

    She looks like Carrie Prejean, like a fatter version

    Reply to JDUB
  15. November 22, 2009 at 10:07 pm

    Dman says:

    If you like 140 lb. chicks go for it !!!

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  16. November 22, 2009 at 10:37 pm

    anon says:

    she looks like Candace Pittman

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  17. November 22, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    please says:

    really, really obvious extensions, very tacky

    Reply to please
  18. November 22, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    Tom says:

    Tori Spelling look-alike

    Reply to Tom
  19. November 22, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    lol says:

    tranny fo sho

    Reply to lol
  20. November 23, 2009 at 12:19 am

    Anonymous says:

    nik hit it

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  21. November 23, 2009 at 4:08 am

    american says:

    a man – just look at the jaw line

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  22. November 23, 2009 at 5:52 am

    Dahlia says:

    I think she has great bone structure in her face but just a little too much prominent jaw. Her hair is beautiful!

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  23. November 23, 2009 at 6:30 am

    BuffaloAjax says:

    That head belongs in a helmet.

    Reply to BuffaloAjax
  24. November 23, 2009 at 6:45 am

    DrEndo says:

    Long Island Girl…. You prob don’t recall her because you were so scared of the Long Island Midget Boxer

    Reply to DrEndo
  25. November 23, 2009 at 7:19 am

    PIIHB says:

    I wouldn’t pull out of her butt.

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  26. November 23, 2009 at 7:41 am

    ugly says:

    and obvious self post. she has a man jaw and really resembles herman munster in a blonde wig

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  27. November 23, 2009 at 8:08 am

    Poops Rodriguez says:

    she looks like a fat version of Kayla (C*CKtail server) from the W in Scottsdale.

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  28. November 23, 2009 at 8:14 am

    Cuba USA says:

    Yeah what’s up with not busting on the self post. All the guys want her, lol.
    ugly is right.

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  29. November 23, 2009 at 8:58 am

    Aj says:

    She looks ok now, and I stress ok! This is a typical girl with an “alcohol disorder”… Meaning she is the typical bar fly, bottle rat what have you that has an eating disorder to try and stay thin…guess her mother is 225+! So she starves herself to save room for the drinking calories…and your left with this very soft body that looks ok clothed, but when you wake up next to her the next day and she is naked and smells like hot garbage…..you will see for yourself her true identity

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  30. November 23, 2009 at 10:50 am

    Westside says:

    You guys are missing it. She is AR Mystery with a little Latin thrown in.

    Reply to Westside
  31. November 24, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Her name is Paige Presley- she lives in new york and has cotton candy colored hair..

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  32. December 3, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    sam says:

    i seen her out she is over weight!!!

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  33. December 14, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    Anonymous says:

    shes a space crackhead who uses outfits to hide her fat

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  34. December 15, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    Mr.G says:

    shes not fat, shes just thick not like these scrawny skinny looking girls with no curves

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  35. December 19, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    SELF POST! says:

    SHE DEF POSTED THIS HERSELF NO ONE WOULD POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT WHEN IS TOTALLY THE OPPOSITE I KNOW HER PERSONALLY AND SHE LIVES ON FB AND MYSPACE TRYING TO PICK UP GUYS NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

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