Wow, Total Creeper

Posted in Portland, The Dirty | November 22nd, 2009

At the top of the creeper totem-pole

At the top of the creeper totem-pole

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- i dont even know where to start with this one! im surprised nobody has posted this kid already for you to see. Ried is his name and lets just say he is portlands biggest creeper. no matter if you know him or not, he will show up WHEREVER you are. if he isnt invited somewhere by a friend, he somehow already knows where people are meeting, and he meets up out of the blue. not to mention he smells like cat piss and beer. on top of ALL of that, he seems to know anything and everything about anyone and everyone, and tries to help them by talking to them when they dont even know who he is. CREEPER STATUS.

No doubt in my mind that this guy has 10 fake MySpace profiles.  I can tell by looking at his face.- nik

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Wow, Total Creeper
  1. November 22, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Why do all fat people smell like fat people? That musty stench?

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  2. November 22, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    Huh... says:

    Guess that’s what the real Amanda Roadmen looks like behind MySpace.

    Reply to Huh...
  3. November 22, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    jerkface says:

    Is it me or does the description sound like Nik?

    Reply to jerkface
  4. November 22, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    Anonymous says:

    blonde chick on top is fyyyyneeeeee ;)

    Reply to Anonymous
  5. November 22, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Vagisil says:

    ANDY MILONAKIS

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  6. November 22, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    Anonymous says:

    nice photos clearly photoshop

    Reply to Anonymous
  7. November 22, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    dk says:

    I never thought you could see two people from thedirty in one picture at the same time. haha “k-dawg” is on here twice that dirty hoe. two thumbs up for being dirty bahah

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  8. November 22, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I never thought you could see two people from thedirty in one picture at the same time. haha “k-dawg” is on here twice that dirty hoe. two thumbs up for being dirty bahah

    Reply to Anonymous
  9. November 22, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    IReallyEnjoyWater says:

    Dude is about to be SO BUMMED when he reads this. Calling a Filthy McNasty out for being filthy and nasty is one thing, they know what’s up before someone tells them, but this is different. “Catch a hint, we don’t like you.” Ouch.

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  10. November 22, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    P says:

    LOL, the girl in the first picture looks very uncomfortable. She is rather cute and shouldn’t hang with these dorks.

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  11. November 22, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    IbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:

    The top pic says it all. King Creeper.

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  12. November 22, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    Lori says:

    thats kind of funny,…and weird

    Reply to Lori
  13. November 22, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    ???? says:

    Photoshop?

    Reply to ????
  14. November 23, 2009 at 8:48 am

    ostkuk says:

    The kid reminds me of the fat one from My Secret Girlfriend.

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  15. November 23, 2009 at 9:30 am

    Dirty Harry says:

    this Guy looks like that composite sketch going around newps!!! CREEPER!!!

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  16. November 23, 2009 at 10:46 am

    jumpin says:

    k-dawg is a sweetheart

    Reply to jumpin
  17. November 23, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    cruzer says:

    Looks like a fat Jay Cutler

    Reply to cruzer
  18. November 24, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Grossed Out 2 says:

    Oh the Classy K Dawg hanging out with the only the best
    Girl is a dirty Hoe for Sho

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  19. November 24, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    Grossed Out 2 says:

    K Dawg hanging out with the only the best
    Girl is a dirty Hoe for Sho

    Reply to Grossed Out 2
  20. November 26, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    turkey says:

    its kinda funny someone should put up the other guy
    he’s gay and everyone knows it but is still going out with the blonde k-dawg…and that man the nasty man grosses me out and i don’t even know him

    Reply to turkey
  21. November 27, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    turkey number two says:

    tj is the real creeeepa. we all know that

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  22. November 30, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    turkey number three says:

    I heard that k-dawg slept with the stinky ried kid too?

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  23. November 30, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    class of 04" says:

    I totally went to HS with that fu*kin guy!! He got his ass beat on film by one of my friends. HA!!!!!

    Reply to class of 04"
  24. November 30, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    Turkey number 6!!!!! says:

    If these pictures are photoshopped then he did it because these pictures are on his myspace.

    Reply to Turkey number 6!!!!!
  25. December 3, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    Turkey number 6!!!!! says:

    POST THE VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply to Turkey number 6!!!!!
  26. December 4, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    iwas there says:

    K dawg did my bro and his friend
    for FREE

    Reply to iwas there
  27. December 7, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    L says:

    Guys always have one tagalong friend they don’t have the heart to drop. The Tagalongs stick to these people like burrs cuz without them they have no social life.

    Reply to L
  28. December 15, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    dude's a weirdo says:

    hahahaha the first picture was taken in my house, and i have zero idea who the f*ck that kid is. get it together, big guy.

    Reply to dude's a weirdo
  29. December 21, 2009 at 10:13 am

    i know them says:

    Why is tj holding reids arm? they probably get it on too in reids stinky house… next to the kitty litter

    Reply to i know them
  30. January 16, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    Brittney says:

    K Dawg oh Katherine you Sl*t!:)

    Reply to Brittney
  31. January 18, 2010 at 10:00 am

    Paris Valentine says:

    The guy in the 1st pic on the right is a fan of the transsexual type of ladies. He has been stalking me. He is really creepy and so is his hair.

    Reply to Paris Valentine
  32. January 23, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    turkey number seven says:

    TJ is the g*y one…. he spends more time on his hair than anyone else and owns a nicer straightener than i would ever have.

    Reid i know what you mean by being a creeper the first night i met him he toldme my whole life story.. WTF

    Reply to turkey number seven
  33. January 25, 2010 at 9:31 pm

    turkey number 9 says:

    holy crap i was gonna put this guy on here but hes already here!!!!!! im so glad he doesnt stalk me anymore…

    Reply to turkey number 9

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