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Anchorage Dirty Girl
Posted in Anchorage, The Dirty | November 23rd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! This is Angela, the dirty celeb that you have been begging for from the 49th state… She thinks that she is a model but requires a 24 hour MAC forcefield complete with sharkskin; there are clearly no opportunities for legitimate modeling in Alaska, just sl*ts promoting alcohol, drugs and lame “clubs” . She tried bartending in Anchorage but couldn’t keep a job because she is a juice pig and couldn’t lay off the stuff for six hours to work a bar shift. She loves purple crayons but doesn’t discriminate on the color of the gregs she bounces on. She is a total attention wh*re and needs to be loved all the time but people just think she is a sl*t. Dane Cook even hated on her at his show in Anchorage because she tried to scam on him while she was drunk gold diggin and her boyfriend was out of town. (DANE COOK IS A SERIOUS DOUCHE: but we take what shows we can get here in the middle of no where). Oh one more thing, when she is not deviating her septum with the not so free blow; costing her morals, shame and dignity. She is a preschool teacher during the week. She def has the life style to be a dirty celeb, what you think nik?
Why the hell is Dane Cook doing shows in Alaska? Angie does have a strong chin, but she is not even in the 4.876456 rage of hotness. That disqualifies her for Dirty Celeb status. You have to be at least a nickel.- nik
Tags: Anchorage, Dirty Celeb, The Dirty
lol... says:
Dane Cook is for the gays.
to lol...Fred Farkel says:
Come to Detroit sweetie.
You can own the entire city.
to Fred FarkelPurple Crayon says:
I can’t blame her , women love me ask your girlfriend
to Purple Crayononout says:
you know she likes pee in her butthole
to onoutYo says:
Nik…gotta disagree….you need to have a curved grading scale assuming the likelihood of having a hot chick in f*cking Anchorage is about as likely as a three peckered dog…so based on the scarcity of hot ass in anchorage, I would regiona-adjust her to an 8.
to Yo... says:
exactly why we call alaska the folly…
to ...People Wake Up Already says:
Yikes! Now I know why Alaska is listed as the state with the most alchoholics.
to People Wake Up Already619 says:
Where is ur waistline? You are shaped like a square, no curves. But you can slob on my knob though.
to 619I remember U says:
And that chin is even bigger in real life…some of these pics are waaaay too flattering. It’s like a cross between Jay Leno and Rumer Willis, with a flatter chest than Kate Hudson and an ass worse than Paris Hilton’s.
to I remember UHey, AK Homies! says:
I moved out of state, but if anybody has any details (or even better, video) of this whore’s attempted secuction of Dane Cook, I would love to get some deets. Whatever it was, I’m sure this chick had it coming…and from what it sounds like, she hasn’t changed a bit.
to Hey, AK Homies!fugly says:
she’s nothing special
to fuglytransplant says:
wow….the funny thing is is that this is all is more truthful thn not
to transplantAlaska Girl says:
I’d like to figure out who the a*shole is who’s posting sh*t about Anchorage on here. You pathetic piece of sh*ts actually think there is a NIGHTLIFE in Alaska? Let’s not fool ourselves and post on a national website to try and give ourselves some more negative exposure. I’m sure you are just some ugly a*s tr*mp who wishes people could know you in our small “so called” scene or a fugly a*shole with a small a*s dick who can’t get play. Just remember it’s a small town up here and people don’t care about this sh*t.. they just get even so watch your a*s because word travels fast.
to Alaska Girlsmall penis says:
You guys are pathetic fags who posted this from Alaska
to small penisactually i was at the dane cook show says:
and he loved her…..he had an actual conversation with her and it made the show better….i’ve never met the girl but she was f*ckin hilarious….and dane cook wanted to talk to her….soooooo keep hating on her… your making her famous
to actually i was at the dane cook showaK says:
The only thing this whore will b famous for is the amount of dicks she has taken or maybe the amount of times to rehab….. or the amount of months in rehab. So how is it going in sunny CA Angie??? Hope rehab works this time…….
to aK