Real Housewives Of New Jersey

Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | November 23rd, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Teresa had a party this weekend at her new house. Gun to your head, which one would you do?

Why are the Housewives feeding me pictures of themselves now.  Nobody cares about your house parties.  Everyone knows all the Housewives of New Jersey are inbreeds.- nik

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Real Housewives Of New Jersey
  1. November 23, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    d says:

    Another white trash NJ family headed for foreclosure, if they are not already…..

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  2. November 23, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    widebuffalo says:

    Oh, yawn!

    Reply to widebuffalo
  3. November 23, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    JuicyPrincss says:

    I just want to know where Albie and his delicious self was?!!

    Reply to JuicyPrincss
  4. November 23, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Ms.Nose says:

    Look at that beek!

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  5. November 23, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    EWWW says:

    Warning skank alert Warning skank alert!

    Reply to EWWW
  6. November 23, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    Carrie in Dublin says:

    Ugh that one in the middle looks like a mongoloid with that hairline. Isnt that the sign of Guido-American inbreeding?

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  7. November 23, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Hardly says:

    Please, there’s not one white person in any of those photos, no matter what they tell themselves. And WTF is with that woman’s gorilla low hairline in the main pic?

    Reply to Hardly
  8. November 23, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    ugh says:

    Teresa has to be one of the most annoying bitches on TV ever! I feel sorry for her poor kids and how she’s bringing them up to be stupid, illiterate little ‘princesses’, like herself.

    Get a f*cking clue, Teresa, people think you’re a disgusting, self-absorbed b*tch!

    Reply to ugh
  9. November 23, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Anonymous says:

    fuhgetaboutit….

    Reply to Anonymous
  10. November 23, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    Yikes! says:

    Scary ugly!

    Reply to Yikes!
  11. November 23, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    American says:

    I thought the sub-prime lending industry had dried up? I guess there’s always cocaine and credit card fraud. Hey Vinnie, ahyadoin?

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  12. November 23, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    WORM says:

    why do tthey all have jacked up eyes?? Ohh thats what happens when your inbred.

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  13. November 23, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    He Hate Me says:

    a high school (at best) graduate peeling hundred dollar bills off of stacks and stacks of cash….claiming to be in “the construction business” and doing so in the middle of the worst housing/construction downturn in history……congrats on your success vinny boombhatz!!

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    • November 24, 2009 at 12:31 am

      anonymous says:

      WELL SAID! wasn’t that the funniest part of the whole show…how they wanted to “break New Jersey stereotypes” then had the Guido “businessman” and the “thick as thieves” comment???

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  14. November 23, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    Anonymous says:

    They are white .moron…

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  15. November 23, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    AZSweetness says:

    I like how her eyebrows are millimeters away from her hairline. Inbred for sure.

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  16. November 23, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    Anonymous says:

    dumb bitches they are so disgusting and check out her ugly guido husband he has to be a foot shorter than her, what freaks!

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  17. November 24, 2009 at 12:30 am

    anonymous says:

    hahaha I LOVE HER GUIDO HUSBAND…hes an ugly vin diesel knock-off yet she can’t help but brag about how they can’t stop fucking…nasty..quit it cause your kids are all turning out with busted vin diesel faces…

    I think the modeling episode with her oldest kid was the best ever…that little girl looks like a straight up man…

    All these families are trash…at least Alexis and Gretchen from the O.C. housewives are hot.

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  18. November 24, 2009 at 2:57 am

    Six Dildo Bob... says:

    Uh, Uh, I don’t know how to answer, boss; tell me what to say!

    O.K., I’ll take the brunette, she’s hot!

    Reply to Six Dildo Bob...
  19. November 24, 2009 at 5:34 am

    Wendy Williams - How YOU doin' ??? says:

    Guido foolywangery at it’s best. The kids in that family are hideous! They all look like long beaked trannies…

    Reply to Wendy Williams - How YOU doin' ???
  20. November 24, 2009 at 7:55 am

    YAY!! says:

    Can’t wait for the Next Season!!!!

    Reply to YAY!!
  21. November 24, 2009 at 8:10 am

    haha says:

    Where is her left eye looking?

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  22. November 24, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Hairline Humpjob says:

    Can Teresa look any more ape-like with that thick carpet job stitched only centimeters away from her eyebrows. She wouldn’t be such a trainwreck if she wasn’t rocking the inbred hairline thang. Now watch, next season, bada bing bada boop her primate, i mean husband, will finance electrolysis for her busted head

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  23. November 24, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    He Hate Me says:

    hahaha…the “thick as thieves” comment was masterful, because it completely underscored the subtle “cliche botching” that David Chase and the writers on the Sopranos would put in the script… example, ” you know my feelings, lets move forward, let the past be bygones” HAHAHAHHAAHA i guess people in Jersey really do struggle with the English language and the basic meaning of phrases and sayings…

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  24. November 24, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Solon says:

    EZ answer Nik–

    The GUN

    Reply to Solon
  25. November 24, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    Tan Stewie says:

    That is one ugly cast. Planet of the Apes Redoux!

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  26. November 25, 2009 at 5:18 am

    SPLIFFSMOMMY says:

    shes got that look of a barbie doll melted face in the microwave.

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  27. November 27, 2009 at 8:51 am

    Mel says:

    Does everyone else see that crazy eye?

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  28. November 27, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    AHH says:

    My favorite is the one in the middle! I think she and her husband are cute and seem really in love. He is kind of gross and new-jersy guido-ish, but he adores her and she obviously likes that sort of guy.

    Reply to AHH
  29. January 12, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    wootie says:

    Lazy Eye, much?

    Reply to wootie

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