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Posted in Jersey, Long Island, The Dirty | November 25th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik saw these 2 douches thought I would send in some of their serious pics, these ones made a long appearance as their profile pictures.  The guy on the top is chin strap Gary, due to his massive chin strap line.  The bottom is Paul, don’t let this creeper near girls he thinks he is wanted and will force himself onto you and if that doesn’t work he calls you a sl*t all night and tries to attach you with anything verbal that comes to mind..good thing he is very simple minded so I didn’t need to stick around and get b*tched at by a guy.  What guy b*tches at a girl.  Anyways, I thought I would put these 2 losers up again so we can all laugh at them and put them in their place.  I think we all know what guidos are so I don’t really need to explain a whole lot about them, lets just laugh at them.

You think a guy who shaves his whole body would at least shave the pits of garlic?  Honestly, you think he used a stencil for that perfect jock strap?- nik

Tags: guidos, Jersey, Long Island, new yokr



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  1. November 25, 2009 at 8:30 am

    Dman says:

    411 for all of you…. hand signs make you look dumb as F*ck so knock it off. Tools.

    Reply to Dman
  2. November 25, 2009 at 8:35 am

    JT says:

    Throwing up hand signs in the backseat of an old Dodge Caravan = Douche!

    Reply to JT
    • November 25, 2009 at 9:51 am

      fantestical says:

      F@CKING ROFL holy crap man you have said it all, wow. what a pair of complete idiots… makes me a little sad to be half Italian today!

      Reply to fantestical
  3. November 25, 2009 at 10:40 am

    The Pink Pirate says:

    It is so sad that these young Jersey Guinows, akd Trouts in Training, have arthritis in their hands and fingers….too much fist pumping…so terribly sad

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  4. November 25, 2009 at 10:40 am

    Lol says:

    Couple of douche bag f*ggots if you ask me. Gay guys trying to act like they are straight but the manscaping gives them away every time.

    Reply to Lol
  5. November 25, 2009 at 11:04 am

    Fred Farkel says:

    I am embarrased to be a male today.

    Reply to Fred Farkel
  6. November 25, 2009 at 11:11 am

    zahara says says:

    I dont care how cool white guys try to look , they are just not attractive at all to me!

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  7. November 25, 2009 at 11:32 am

    The Freshmaker says:

    No one, no matter who they are. Not even me could look good with interior like that. Creeper for a multitude of reasons, the red “no cumstain’s on my monte carlo” just top it for me.

    Reply to The Freshmaker
  8. November 25, 2009 at 11:57 am

    Anon says:

    Just bomb NJ already and get rid of it.
    No one would miss it and these retards it produces.

    Reply to Anon
  9. November 25, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    jayjay says:

    DUMB AND DUMBER UP IN HERE UP IN HERE….. LMAO

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  10. November 25, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Sinful_Nicole says:

    How do we find out the bottom guys last name! he is actually the type of guy a one nighter is meant for!!

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  11. November 25, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    guyy says:

    sweet interior.

    Reply to guyy
  12. November 26, 2009 at 6:29 am

    KingMarthaStewart says:

    what is up with guys on the east coast not knowing how to do their eyebrows correctly? they all look like girl eyebrows…

    soo thin its disturbing…

    a simple rule of thumb is that you never mess with the top of your eyebrow, you can pluck the stranded hairs right above the eyelid but never ever touch the top shape..otherwise you look like those guys…

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  13. November 26, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    2punk says:

    DUde they aLl look RETARDED!! LIke hey IM TUFF for a RETARDED GUY

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  14. November 26, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    Anonymous says:

    the guy in the bottom pic is fkn hottttttt

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  15. November 28, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    MGtube says:

    Call it what you want (my suggestion: chicken assed mouth pose) but that guy needs to figure out what ghetto face really is….

    Reply to MGtube
  16. December 5, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    Guido says:

    LOL , I swear…… I’m speechless

    Reply to Guido
  17. December 7, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    Carmen San Diego says:

    ughhhh everyone in the state of New Jersey is a douchette or douche until proven innocent.

    Reply to Carmen San Diego

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