Nik Why Did You Say No

Posted in Newport, The Dirty, Would You? | November 25th, 2009

Nik why did you say No

Nik why did you say No

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you said no to me a while back when I sent my model photo you said it was photo shop, so now i am sending you my NEW photo No photoshop needed here , you know you would Nik?

Answer: No, I can still see your turtle gut, sharpie eyebrows, fat arms… they aren’t even close up shots, and one is blurry, which hides any other imperfections I may be missing.

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Nik Why Did You Say No
  1. November 25, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    MODEL!?!? says:

    You look short, fat, and have an average to ugly face. You look heather from rock of love, and the only modeling gig you’ll get is on a herpes ad.

    Reply to MODEL!?!?
    • November 27, 2009 at 9:15 am

      LBreezy says:

      Wow! Tough crowd.. hahahaa! But I totally agree. Well said friend. This girl is beat. Why is she even asking? The dirty can’t be the first to tell her this..

      Reply to LBreezy
  2. November 25, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    toss-my-salad says:

    what is going on in the first pic? looks like a 40 year old clown

    Reply to toss-my-salad
  3. November 25, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    Seven says:

    plus you’re old or just look it

    Reply to Seven
  4. November 25, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    canucklehead says:

    you’re missing horse hair and massive bags under the eyes. i generally don’t support your harsh woman bashing richie, but when they beg for it…. well…. why must some women be so incredibly pathetic and stupid? shameful.

    Reply to canucklehead
  5. November 25, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    The Transporter says:

    Nik, you are the biggest gay homo in the world if you say no to this hot broad.

    Banging her is like banging Christina Aguilera…almost.

    Reply to The Transporter
  6. November 25, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    dirty white boy says:

    No means No.

    Reply to dirty white boy
  7. November 25, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    Damn says:

    She’s freaking hot.

    Reply to Damn
  8. November 25, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    the dude says:

    i actually would. im a bit drunk as im typing this though.

    Reply to the dude
  9. November 25, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    someone who knows better says:

    IT’S HER IMPERFECTIONS THAT MAKE HER ALMOST PERFECT.

    Reply to someone who knows better
  10. November 25, 2009 at 10:29 pm

    swisha says:

    hahaha! turtle gut! i would hit it after a sh!t load of shots. and whats up with that hair?

    Reply to swisha
  11. November 25, 2009 at 10:32 pm

    Big Drew says:

    I’ll touch that up. I think Spurs had a chance with that but his dragon breath chased her away. That’s the word on the street.

    Have a gr8 Thanksgiving guys.

    Reply to Big Drew
  12. November 25, 2009 at 10:37 pm

    Compton Crip says:

    She looks good to me.

    Reply to Compton Crip
  13. November 25, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    Shimdigger says:

    I wonder how long ago he cut off his greg

    Reply to Shimdigger
  14. November 25, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    Ex Lax says:

    he about to give that window a shim job…PS hide your greg an get a face tranzplant

    Reply to Ex Lax
  15. November 25, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    Shuffle Demon says:

    It looks to me like she isn’t quite done with photoshop just yet…I have to say she seems average looking to me…

    Reply to Shuffle Demon
  16. November 26, 2009 at 12:47 am

    ..... says:

    Apparently this Nik cat must like guys, I mean he spells his name like a qu*er and thinks all pretty girls are ugly, there fore he must like the penis. My question for him is are you the pitcher or the catcher. F*ck him, boo you are bangin! Any real man would be happy to have you on his arm.

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  17. November 26, 2009 at 12:54 am

    tew says:

    she/he looks like a dude. that’s why.

    pencil eyebrows, meaty jaw-line, thunders, man hands, smurf nose, straw hair. whatever. NO.

    Reply to tew
  18. November 26, 2009 at 12:57 am

    hmmm. says:

    to the girl- honestly, your beautiful, does it really make your life any better to know if some guy who owns a website under a fake name would do you or not? let’s be honest, your the type of girl that needs some serious help… who gives a f*ck what this guy has to say. photoshopped or not, i think your beautiful. put on some clothes, make us women look good and do something more important with your life.

    NIK RICHIE- this one is for YOU. 99.9% of these women who you say no to would easily look at you and say F*CK NO! there’s no such thing as a perfect little girl, either she’s skinny, too skinny, too fat, normal, has a wrong looking type of arm, or one eye is darker then the other, or her hair is too blonde, or you don’t like dirty blonde, whatever the fuck*n reason… no one gives a f*ck what you prefer or what whore you stick your nasty greg into. be a man for once and realize no f*cken women will marry your dumbass for more reasons then i have time to explain.

    TO ALL THE GIRLS ON HERE- like really. be fuck*n smart for once in your lives, your making the american society look dumber then BUSH did. grow some real fuck*n boobs and hope you don’t have a REFUND GAP the size of ALASKA. like really?

    Reply to hmmm.
  19. November 26, 2009 at 1:03 am

    Two Thumbs says:

    He looka like a man

    Reply to Two Thumbs
  20. November 26, 2009 at 2:41 am

    are u kidding me? says:

    Someone needs to windex her mirrors so she can see what we see and have a more realistic opinion of herself

    Reply to are u kidding me?
  21. November 26, 2009 at 3:03 am

    Shimdigger says:

    He is a 2.349743. I decided.

    Reply to Shimdigger
  22. November 26, 2009 at 3:46 am

    Ex Lax says:

    he has more gut than -2’s

    Reply to Ex Lax
  23. November 26, 2009 at 3:51 am

    Mandem says:

    face like a weasel.

    Reply to Mandem
  24. November 26, 2009 at 5:41 am

    Anonymous says:

    estas presiosas bye….semir_ge@live.com my adres

    Reply to Anonymous
  25. November 26, 2009 at 6:55 am

    widebuffalo says:

    I think you look just fine. But why would you post yourself on Dirty.com?!

    Reply to widebuffalo
  26. November 26, 2009 at 7:13 am

    blah blah blah says:

    Honey, Your not really attractive. I would bang you but would not take you out in public, just being honest.

    Reply to blah blah blah
  27. November 26, 2009 at 7:37 am

    Yikes! says:

    That hooker is UGLY!!!

    Reply to Yikes!
  28. November 26, 2009 at 8:17 am

    anon. says:

    you could be a pretty girl, but you need to drop the stripper look. platinum blond two-toned hair with brown on the bottom in the second picture. you look classless. if you are trying to look cheap, you have succeeded admirably. that look screams trash. plus your skin looks really bad, you need to get a facial and quit smoking.

    Reply to anon.
  29. November 26, 2009 at 8:29 am

    aryan barbarian says:

    She looks kinda like Nik in the bottom pic in the face? Is this your drag outfit Nik, you can tell us. We support you 100%

    Reply to aryan barbarian
  30. November 26, 2009 at 9:13 am

    150K MILLI says:

    Ol’ girl looks like she should be working the lunch shift at the Candy Store…

    Reply to 150K MILLI
  31. November 26, 2009 at 9:24 am

    deekhead says:

    a dude

    Reply to deekhead
  32. November 26, 2009 at 9:49 am

    meat bone says:

    second pic still looks a little photoshopped around the stomach and hips..

    Reply to meat bone
  33. November 26, 2009 at 10:08 am

    dirty dirty says:

    sad sad sad people the comments on here are pathetic

    Reply to dirty dirty
  34. November 26, 2009 at 10:38 am

    so legit its ridic says:

    Ugh, I am hungover….Food doesn’t even sound good today. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

    Reply to so legit its ridic
  35. November 26, 2009 at 11:51 am

    Brit says:

    hahahahaha this is a joke right?? you put those nasty pics up as a joke??? because if I looked like that I would NEVER show my face or body.

    Reply to Brit
  36. November 26, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    Seven says:

    @zahara i know you’re an ignorant person just by your comment, but calling her becky already implies she’s white so you don’t have to put that qualifier in the front of that word.

    Reply to Seven
  37. November 26, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    John Holmes says:

    ’cause you don’t swallow.

    Reply to John Holmes
    • November 26, 2009 at 11:26 pm

      hose monster says:

      BS, I pumped a gallon down her throat last week. Might be why her gut sticks out so far. She told me it was the best she’s had in a few days..

      Reply to hose monster
  38. November 26, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    Nik is my b*tch says:

    wow she’s hideous looking.

    Reply to Nik is my b*tch
  39. November 27, 2009 at 9:38 am

    Lori says:

    her face looks old and wrinkled in the first one and her stomach does look photoshopped below

    Reply to Lori
  40. November 27, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    ugly kid says:

    and you forgot MAN HANDS!!! GAWD

    Reply to ugly kid
  41. November 27, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    Lake Forest Stunna says:

    Id Give Her A Steamer

    Reply to Lake Forest Stunna
  42. November 30, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    Arbusto says:

    Can you cake anymore make up onto your oddly shaped face?

    Reply to Arbusto
  43. December 11, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    relapse says:

    this chick is fine as f*ck. You’re all trippin!!!!

    Reply to relapse
  44. January 3, 2010 at 8:32 pm

    its true says:

    its really sad that someone would take these pictures from my myspace and even think that i care what any of you think. i would never post my pictures or my friends on here to be ridiculed by people that have no self esteem. thank you to the people that actually had something nice to say. i dont need anyones approval on what i look like, thanks!

    Reply to its true

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