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The Landlord
Posted in The Dirty, Toronto | November 25th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this D-bag is Carter. I had the pleasure of having him as my landlord until recently I was informed of a little scheme he’s been running for the pass 3 years. You see, Carter owns 3 two floor homes in which he rents out each floor. The thing is, he strictly rents them out to young single women of his specific demographic. Once they’re moved in he lowers their rent and gives them breaks on rent due dates because “you seem like a great person.” Eventually he’ll show up to inform you your a great tenant and bring you a bottle of wine. If that doesn’t get him in your bed, later he’ll call you up with an excuse that he can’t stay at his place and asks if he can crash with you for the night/weekend in which you sort of have to say yes. That’s when he smooth talks and pouches. Apparently, he’s got it down to a science and has banged out over 35 girls and has been known to be seeing five of his tenants at a time and they’re all oblivious! Unfortunately, I was stupid enough to fall for his sleazy plan of banging out women while taking their rent money. Nik, put this douche on blast and hopefully we can put him out of business.
Whats his demographics blondes. You’d have to be an idiot to fall for that.- nik
Tags: douchebag, The Dirty, Toronto
The Truth says:
Im sorry but he is a douche bag for being single and banging out his girl tennants who are single?? I dont get it. Pretty smooth if you ask for the Truth.
The girl is the douche bag for falling for his fish bait and hook line sinker. Thats why daddy always warns its danger moving out on your own. Its a scary world. What a retarded girl to post how stupid she is. You just nominated your self for Dirty Idiot.
to The TruthF*wheat says:
Hey, I know it is hot in here, sorry my a/c is broken. You should take your clothes off that will help, Okay! What a dumb broad.
to F*wheatC R E E P - A L E R T ! ! ! ! ! ! says:
call the POLICE
i used to be friends with this CREEP
he has ” SPY CAMERAS” set up in the house and can watch everything that goes on at anytime!!!!!!
GIRLS, YOU’VE BEEN VIOLATED
to C R E E P - A L E R T ! ! ! ! ! !None says:
good for him!
to NoneNeph says:
This guy is my f’ing idol. Good for him
to Nephlil shayne says:
MOB – money over bitches…this guy is clearly an amateur.
to lil shaynebigdog sons says:
you forgot the remix, M&B, when you can have money AND bi*tches….that’s when you’re a pro, like this guy is.
to bigdog sonslil shanye says:
sounds like he’s giving them a rent reduction to get some….real players don’t pay for p*ssy, amatuer.
to lil shanyechachacha says:
oooooooh now i get your scheme, nik
to chachachaAnonymous says:
Hey ladies here is a simple word even YOU can learn. Its 2 letters 1 syllable, NO.
to AnonymousLuddite says:
Agreed. These bitches need to stop playing the victim role.
to LudditeDEEP4mayor says:
Wait, I dont get it… Whats he doing thats wrong? You got reduced rent. Is he supposed to rent out the places to old fat chicks? This guy should be given dirty immunity for life!!
to DEEP4mayorSTl in A Nutshell! says:
A tool, but at the same time admirable and as long as he is making money and not losing money, smart business man!
to STl in A Nutshell!Anonymous says:
Smart guy.
to Anonymousreality check says:
legend
to reality checkjammer says:
HERO
to jammerarsenal says:
PIMP
to arsenalcanucklehead says:
hahahahaha BRILLIANT!!!
to canuckleheadOK... says:
“later he’ll call you up with an excuse that he can’t stay at his place and asks if he can crash with you for the night/weekend in which you sort of have to say yes.”
UUUhhh no you don’t…well I mean you do if you are a sl*t and an idiot.
Besides that fact, just because you let him crash with you how does that result in him banging you out?
I mean if your not a sl*t. So answer the question in a hypothetical situation where you are not one….
to OK...G.Love & The Special Sauce says:
Much Respect
to G.Love & The Special Saucewtf?????? says:
Nik make him a star
to wtf??????josh s says:
this guy, should be commended.
bravo sir, bravo.
to josh sfilthyarse says:
man i wish i had that intuition, good for him, bang em out!
to filthyarseme2 says:
Some of the submissions to this site really make girls look retarded.
to me2Anonymous says:
Gotta admire that business savvy. This man should receive some sort of chamber of commerce award for this scheme. It’s win-win for everyone.
to AnonymousRoar says:
You just made that guy ten times cooler by posting that. Now all the chicks know where to get cheap rent for their p*ssY juice
to RoarEx Lax says:
you need to meet the men he rents too
to Ex LaxEx Lax says:
the men he rents to all get a key to his backdoor
to Ex LaxEx Lax says:
I rent ya my crabs for half price too
to Ex LaxEx Lax says:
you need to see your video he has of your shower scene
to Ex LaxEx Lax says:
opps i did an you need to shave alil more often
to Ex LaxChris Hunter- drinkfour says:
this guy is a toolbag moron, i’ve met him. he interviewed for a job with my company, trying to sell our energy drink. he sucks, so does his pathetic life
to Chris Hunter- drinkfourbigdog sons says:
if you sell energy drinks, i think you’re life sucks as well.
to bigdog sonsbigdog sons says:
as does my english
to bigdog sonsJoJo says:
He’s cute…. still a douche! but a cute douche!
to JoJoJoJo says:
PS – if you are dumb enough to fall for it… you deserved it. If you are that stupid… buy a pad lock for your panties.
to JoJowidebuffalo says:
I am disturbed at all the positive comments this dork is getting. He is a moral midget. His business practices are decidedly unethical. He gets a thumbs down from me.
to widebuffaloRent Control says:
Her: idiot.
to Rent ControlHim: legend.
You: even dumber than her.
widebuffalo says:
Yes, I might be dumb. But I have enough common sense to recognize abuse when I see it. Manipulating his rental clientele? Illegal as hell. This guy could be facing huge fines and years in jail. – Just so you know.
And, “Yes,” I have a doctorate in law.
to widebuffaloBoston says:
Great GIG!
to Bostontigertiger says:
Smart guy I need to shop for some rental property.
to tigertigerAnonymous says:
Hey you dumb c*nt just because he has game and you bought off on it don’t hate. I hope he shot his nut on your face
to Anonymousrevealer of truths says:
Whatever, A) he’s pretty hot B) I get that you’re being taken advantage of if you didn’t go along with it and then he evicted you, but you chose banging him instead.
to revealer of truthsNo sympathy here.
LMAO says:
awesome
to LMAOdr. doctor says:
u got burned. ur fault. ha
to dr. doctoroldest profession says:
every girl wh*res herself out for something, whether it’s +2’s, rent, free food, whatever. P*ssy rules the world.
to oldest professionAnonymous says:
1. hes a buttaface. hot bod but your face kills it lover.
2. while his plan is genius, i still wouldnt fall for it. id rather pay full price rent. thats how much of a snob I am. maybe its because the word no is in my vocabulary?
to AnonymousUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh says:
I’m pretty sure this guy sent this in himself or one of his friends did.
Otherwise, the girl sending this in would have gave less flattering pictures if you know what I mean…
Just sayin’
to Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha messy world says:
Have you ever thought that there are people out there that dont know that people have ill intent and generally only have self interrest, this is one of the lessons we learn in life.
Maybe the girl was kept in a good enviroment her whole life and this guys underlying principles were not as they seemed, guys like him make the world a bad place…..
to a messy worldI gotta try that says:
This was prolly sent in by some dumb c*nt who is pissed the dude banged her left and right and doesnt understand why he doesnt want to be her next boyfriend. 1) You are truly stupid 2) Dont like the fact he f*cked you silly……move and some b*tching like a little b*tch.
to I gotta try thatme says:
umm, how can u make yourself look more stupid? Why would you send in this post and admit to being one of his ‘victims’? This guy is doing what all guys do… he’s trying to sleep with chicks.. come on, how could you not see that one coming? This guy not only didn’t do anything wrong, he actually got to have his cake and eat it too! You could have said no… you didn’t… YOU STUUUUUUPID!
to meDerek says:
I love how some women seek sympathy for willingly opening their tw*ts.
to DerekAmerican says:
Good idea bro, I’m going to buy some rental property.
to AmericanTan Stewie says:
Who sleeps with their landlord. What a bimbo.
to Tan Stewiestar says:
well im a 19 yr old blonde girl and id let him rent me out a house….hes HOTTT!
to starThe Truth Is In The says:
You can see why blonde b!tches are stupid.
to The Truth Is In Thecurious says:
ya…the pigment of someones hair or the dye that they put in it has plenty of impact on their intellect. Thats the lamest joke ever “blondes are dumb” be more original.
to curiousBagel says:
I see this clown at Leaf games all the time.
to Bagelhmmm says:
I think he hooked up with a girl on my Twitter…her name is SexyNatG
to hmmmD-Rock says:
His name is NOT Carter… knew him WAY back in the day.
to D-Rockcurious says:
Ummm incase no one else noticed the trend in the similar wording in some of the positive comments…I’m pretty sure most of the “big ups…this guys a legend” comments were probably posted by the subject himself…hahaha this is so so sooooo lame. he’s really not that good looking…
And for those of you saying “good for him for banging out this sl*t” why do guys think that banging sl*ts is good for their rep. Why would a guy brag about banging a sl*t. No work required…anyone can hit it…you don’t have to be good looking and you dont have to be good in bed. What kind of accomplishment is that really. If I was a dude and a player…i’d brag about banging sexy women with class…thats an accomplishment.
to curiousDavid Stern says:
Huh? How is he “Manipulating his rental clientele” at all?
How could it ever be PROVEN?
Huge fines? Unlikely. Years in jail – no chance.
This is Canada widebuffalo!
to David Stern