30k’d Into Thinking She Was A Singer

Posted in Dallas, Texas, The Dirty, Would You? | November 26th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Rachel h**rt.  This girl is moving to LA to pursue her singing career, if you wanna call it that.  This girl cannot sing and has been conned into thinking she could make it big, apparently she is gunna be the next britney lol.  If anyone could sleep their way too the top it would be this girl she has made it this far already.  She was the biggest slut in Dallas, she has constant threesomes to keep whatever guy she is trying to con happy.  She slept with the guy who produced her music, the guy who got her in contact with that guy, almost every owner and manager of every club, the guy who gave her her job as a gogo, fake business owners, the guy who bought her boobs, promoters, athletes in town and passing through town.  Pretty much this girl has been with everyone, which is probably why she is moving to try and start over and not have a reputation for the girl who anyone can sleep with.  This girl is hot but has been ran through by so many 30k’s its sick, she is so gullible and people will simply lie about what they do or what they can do for her and thats enough to get their one night stand..Nik would you with this wannabe hustler?

Answer:  No, +2’s will only get you so far in life and they are a dime a dozen in LA.  Her face looks like it has been through K-Wash boot camp in Dallas.  Sleeping with club promoters to survive is the worst type of bottom feeding there is.

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30k’d Into Thinking She Was A Singer
  1. November 26, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    haaaaa says:

    washed up sl*t bag.. your voice like ur looks are horrible.
    stick w spreading your legs. your hopeless

    Reply to haaaaa
  2. November 26, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    widebuffalo says:

    The pic with the pasties is sort of nice. But, a singing career? I mean, a viable career at all? I think the first pic, stripper with bruises on her leg, is a pretty good summation. I can’t laugh at her. The pathos is too great.

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  3. November 26, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    me says:

    Someone should have bought this chick some make up lessons… not that that would help her tired, beat face! She even looks like she would sing out of tune! I shudder to to think that this chick could possibly ever have any future in the music biz!

    Reply to me
  4. November 27, 2009 at 1:55 am

    this girl is a sloot.. says:

    I remember this girl when she was a stripper at Baby Dolls in Dallas. Straight sk*nky skeezer. Whoever wrote that is right. She will do anybody anywhere anytime. Her nose is up in the air a little too far for her looks. Come back down to earth honey. Your trash.

    Reply to this girl is a sloot..
    • November 30, 2009 at 12:42 pm

      Me too! says:

      Baby dolls is so trashy! That’s where all the prostitutes work! I saw her there before her $300 hack job. She was goin down on some old cowboy… How do u think she got those tits!

      Reply to Me too!
  5. November 27, 2009 at 8:32 am

    nik gives better head than a female... says:

    shes cute

    Reply to nik gives better head than a female...
  6. November 27, 2009 at 9:10 am

    LBreezy says:

    Ruff! She looks like a virus..

    Reply to LBreezy
  7. November 27, 2009 at 9:13 am

    so i hear says:

    i went to high school with her
    everyone said that she f*cked her brother……

    Reply to so i hear
  8. November 27, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Is the guy in the 4th pick in the white shirts name Ricardo?

    Reply to Anonymous
  9. November 27, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Rachel Cordova says:

    Im a hustler Baby..

    Reply to Rachel Cordova
    • November 28, 2009 at 7:10 am

      Amanda says:

      Rachel u are a disease infested sk@nk. U are a FAT dumbass who has ZERO class. When r u working at plush next cause I’m gonna come spit in ur squishy Mexican face!!

      Reply to Amanda
    • November 29, 2009 at 2:52 pm

      Ha says:

      Hustler… I don’t think so. Hooker is more approriate. Ur a fat stripper and ur back rolls jiggling around me me throw up. U are a waste of life

      Reply to Ha
    • December 8, 2009 at 9:42 pm

      Eeeewwwwwwwww says:

      U are an obese disgusting pig

      Reply to Eeeewwwwwwwww
  10. November 27, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    Anonymous says:

    She has plenty of viruses….shes GROSS!!! FAT and needs to stop taking so many drugs…she looks ran over!!

    Reply to Anonymous
  11. November 28, 2009 at 12:47 am

    yep says:

    Her name is rachel c*rdova, not h**rt. That is her, 2 comments up proclaiming her pride in being a hustler. We knew she was a sl*t, and now we can add white trash idiot to the list too!!!

    Reply to yep
  12. November 28, 2009 at 8:47 am

    ? says:

    Whats wrong with her Face??

    Reply to ?
  13. November 28, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    Rachel heart bitches! says:

    Yeah I know I’m the shit and I will screw anyone if they say they can help my career. I’m gonna be bigger than Britney!! I’m the hottest bitch in Dallas and every girl wishes they could be me!!

    Reply to Rachel heart bitches!
  14. November 28, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    Rachel Cordova says:

    Helllll yah I am a Hustler babay!!
    Im the PERFECT disaster, you cant stop me…
    Vampires never bit me but humans do. . .Yummy
    I m so Blond

    Reply to Rachel Cordova
    • November 29, 2009 at 11:10 am

      I think not says:

      Rachel a hustler doesn’t sleep with guys for $, that’s called a HOOKER u dumbass! And seriously lose 20 pounds please! It’s pathetic u check this everday to see what people say about u. U do notice none of it is positive right?? And stop telling everyone ur gonna be on American idol! Ur a pathalogical liar!

      Reply to I think not
    • November 29, 2009 at 7:40 pm

      ?? says:

      Vampires?? If ANYONE bit u they would get HIV. And u misspelled blonde and ur an ugly brunette. And explain why u think u are a hustler?? Ur seriously really a nut job! What are u doing with ur life? Ur fat Mexican trash

      Reply to ??
    • December 8, 2009 at 9:47 pm

      Really? says:

      DISASTER is correct.

      Reply to Really?
  15. November 29, 2009 at 1:00 am

    Lol says:

    Didn’t Rachel Cordova sleep with her own brother???

    Reply to Lol
  16. November 29, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    Rachel Cordova says:

    Yes, I did so?? It was Back in high school..
    I m a Hustler Baby

    Reply to Rachel Cordova
  17. November 29, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    Rachel Cordova says:

    I m a hustler baby

    Reply to Rachel Cordova
  18. November 29, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    Definition of Pathological Cordova says:

    In Her case, She does not lies deliberately. She would think and believe in Her lies completely. Rachel would thus concoct lies in public to make people believe new stories. She lives in these stories. They often lie for many reasons, one of this being to have their own way, men, money, drugs.. Rachel may seem rather self-centered with very little respect towards other people’s feelings. Rachel speak lies to even enhance their image in public.

    Reply to Definition of Pathological Cordova
  19. November 29, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    Rachel Cordova says:

    Yes, I did So? It was Back in High School
    Im a Hustler Baby

    Reply to Rachel Cordova
  20. November 29, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    Str8 Killa says:

    I slept with this girl before she is a very good f*ck but a f*cking whore non the less. the cherries tatted on her ass are a prime example of the trailor trash she is. good job putting this gargoyle on blast.

    Reply to Str8 Killa
  21. November 29, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    OMG says:

    her again? This is the third time at least that she ’s on here

    Reply to OMG
  22. November 30, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    More please says:

    I know there’s way more dirt on this girl out there. Come on DIRTY ARMY!! This crazy chick has no friends so let’s here some more dirt! I know some more people have funny stories about this nut slut!

    Reply to More please
  23. November 30, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    Ha says:

    She f*cked her roomate Rich Not too long ago.. I know a Blonde who wouldn’t be too happy to find out about that !

    Reply to Ha
    • November 30, 2009 at 4:23 pm

      It's true! says:

      Christie sm*th is supposedly her best friend… Who hasn’t this girl been banged out by? Wonder what Kyle thinks about that…

      Reply to It's true!
      • November 30, 2009 at 6:58 pm

        Anonymous says:

        Soooo True ! I Wonder What He thinks about all that.. His Best friend with his ex / ex with benefits NOW Skanky ass Rachel
        He knows that Rachel has Sugar Daddies left and Right…
        She feed him at times..
        She Also fucked Scott Marshall The Meth Head Attorney who is actually going Bankruptcy.. he spends all his money on drugs especially Ice Grossssss….!!

        Time for REHAB , Rachel You neeeeeed help, Please get help !! You are sick in the Head and FULL OF STDs ” HPV, Hepers, ..Those are the one that I one that you have.. Everytime you get on satge I can see Dick Holes on your Pantie!

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  24. November 30, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    lol says:

    she should be a dirty celeb. she is as dirty as she can be.

    Reply to lol
  25. November 30, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    alex DEANDA says:

    hmmm

    Reply to alex DEANDA
  26. November 30, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    alex D says:

    i am a friend of rachels you people are really pathetic .. you know she is awesome i dig her an she is wild like me n i dig that!!!

    if she wants to do some singing let her . Dallas has alot of haters talkin shit about people makes you feel good then u have little going for you >> My name is ALEX D Talk shit get hit bitches !!! oh an for the person that keeps saying mexican she is not mexican cordova is italian … yall make me grin ….

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  27. November 30, 2009 at 11:32 pm

    alex D says:

    yall people are idiots there are nothing but haters in dallas an its sad . My name is alex d an i am a friend of rachels so keep hating cause u really have nothing goin for u TALK SHIT GET HIT

    Reply to alex D
    • December 7, 2009 at 11:10 am

      nathan says:

      that is so funny you say that. talk shit get hit. i was there the night some dude laid your ass out at mantus and you had to get carried away bleeding like a little puss. poor kiddo. you couldnt fight your way out of a papersack.

      Reply to nathan
  28. December 1, 2009 at 12:35 am

    wowNOTagain says:

    ok bigger than britney spears and christina aguilera? I think NOT!
    they have been rockin it since the 90’s and still going strong. they have both sold MILLIONS of copies&are both grammy award winners&have won way more awards too so she will never be able to top either one of them. secondly she has NEVER left dallas to persue anything her mom works for one of the big corporate stores like macys,jcpennys or something like that&she goes on company trips with her mom to florida,cali,ny then lies to everyone to say its for her singing career.how on earth do you work on a singing career gogo dancing&club promoting every week&doing drugs constantly.third,she still lives@home with her mom,stepdad,and brother in plano tx.also how many record companies has she been with now?capitol,sony,jive,? she has named them all but yet still lives&works in dallas 4 yrs later and still drives a jetta?wow to think i used to be friends with this girl and believed every word out of her mouth good thing i realized the truth and no longer speak to her. i really hope one day she will realize the club/night life is not going to get you anywhere except into rehab among other things. please rachel you can do so much better than that and you wont end up on here if you do! i know you think school is not cool and all but if you decide to go theres tutors to help you and you can get a REAL job and not a gogo job & pretend “singing career” love,one of the many girls you have called your “best friend forever”

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  29. December 1, 2009 at 10:59 am

    haha@ALEX says:

    alex deAnda is her ex from a while back he is in his late 20s early 30s and STILL just a bartender. he is only supporting her because she hooked him up with drugs and sex. he was in love with her but she broke his heart. oh and get hit by YOU? haha yeah right you are short and scrawny. oh yeah and CORDOVA is ITALIAN you idiots.HEART is not even on her birth certificate she just uses that name because she has an obsession with hearts.

    Reply to haha@ALEX
  30. December 1, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    alex DEANDA says:

    ever been to TDC do some time foolio then we will see whats up … ya jus a bartender with a degree in auto cad ya jsut a bartender with 6 months left for my advanced EMS . Im 5 10 180 im comfortable .. I LOVE HATERS MAKE ME SMILE … i read this that u write an i really am laughin thanxs its ugly outside an u just made it bettter for me .. ROC STEADY

    Reply to alex DEANDA
    • December 1, 2009 at 5:10 pm

      Please says:

      Tdc? Oh u should be so proud! So then u do like little boys. And getting ur EMS is easy u idiot. Yep u sound like u and Rachel probly made a good match. Ur both crack head losers goin nowhere in life, congrats!

      Reply to Please
    • December 5, 2009 at 2:22 pm

      ridiculous says:

      a degree in auto cad!!!!! who f*cking cares? you don’t even need a degree to use auto cad!! loser…

      Reply to ridiculous
  31. December 7, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    Rachel Cordova says:

    Im a Hustler Baby…

    Reply to Rachel Cordova
  32. December 7, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    Rachel Cordova says:

    Yes Alex is a Looser

    Reply to Rachel Cordova
  33. December 7, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    Anonymous says:

    shes a hot slut i would definitly bang her great bj lips

    Reply to Anonymous
    • December 8, 2009 at 9:36 pm

      b*tch lips says:

      The slut has no lips. And I know for a fact she can’t suck good dick. Too much teeth action! I felt like she was scratching my dong with claws! Maybe she needs some Angelina injections done

      Reply to b*tch lips
  34. December 8, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Anonymous says:

    rachel needs to fall in luv with my greg! then she will know d power between her legs haha lmao shes such a hoe i luv that c*nt i would eat her up

    Reply to Anonymous
  35. December 8, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    question says:

    rachel you are around 21 or 22 and you are already looking older than your age due to the party nights so what will you do once you get into your later 20s early 30s when you cant gogo,strip,and beertub anymore? you BARELY passed high school and say that you are never going to college so FOR REAL what will you do? ive heard your songs and saw your stupid fake videos so i know you wont make it “big” with singing..so TELL us all on the dirty what does your crazy party girl self gonna do in your “big girl” life?

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  36. December 9, 2009 at 11:59 am

    i know her says:

    shes been talking about going to LA for like 4 years now…

    Reply to i know her
  37. December 9, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    Anonymous says:

    rumor is shes working days @ bone daddys is that true?

    Reply to Anonymous
  38. December 9, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    Rachel Cordova says:

    I used to , not anymore

    Reply to Rachel Cordova
    • December 11, 2009 at 3:30 am

      outsider says:

      quit answering stupid questions,quit referring to yourself as a hustler/singer/etc you are none of those things
      now answer the BIG picture questions posted by the user named question which says:”rachel you are around 21 or 22 and you are already looking older than your age due to the party nights so what will you do once you get into your later 20s early 30s when you cant gogo,strip,and beertub anymore? you BARELY passed high school and say that you are never going to college so FOR REAL what will you do? ive heard your songs and saw your stupid fake videos so i know you wont make it “big” with singing..so TELL us all on the dirty what does your crazy party girl self gonna do in your “big girl” life?”

      Reply to outsider
  39. December 9, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    Anonymous says:

    this is great shit a woman and her followers u should start a church group when jesus asks u how do u plead u tell him master on my hands and knees! im hilatious

    Reply to Anonymous
  40. December 10, 2009 at 8:46 am

    Johnny Walker says:

    Main Entry: hustler
    Part of Speech: noun
    Definition: con artist; prostitute
    Synonyms:
    call girl, cheater, fast talker, floozy, grifter, hooker, rip-off artist, scam artist, streetwalker, swindler, wh*re

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  41. December 12, 2009 at 10:57 am

    Anonymous says:

    why r all of u haters ur all f in jealous of a hot sl*t maybe u all want to suck greg for a living is that what ur jealous of think about it for a second so stop hating b*tches shes a hustler baby

    Reply to Anonymous
  42. December 13, 2009 at 11:30 am

    what goes around comes around says:

    Rachel you are finally getting what you deserve and the truth is out! Pathelogical liar. I love how she used to tell people that she was a virgin and that those nasty tits were real! haha what a Joke! I like how she thought that Eric was her boyfriend for a year only to find out that he had a girlfirend that he lived with! He broke her heart and she still sleeps with him every chance she gets. I thought that you were moving to LA and that You made it on American Idol….. ? Your a huslter?! Yea that is about all that you will ever amount to. LOSER. And you are STILL driving that POS Jetta!? haha if you had suggar daddies wouldnt they buy you a new car? I think that you and leper should be best friends, yall are exactly alike. Are you still a coke head? looks like it. How are you an layla? Still whoring around? I feel really sorry for your mom she is a really sweet lady what did she do to deseve a daughter like you? well i hope to see more of you on here!

    Reply to what goes around comes around
  43. December 14, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Rachel C says:

    I am a hustler baby! f&*ckkkkkkkkkkk yall

    Reply to Rachel C
  44. December 18, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    alex DEANDA says:

    ok who ever said i steal from the bar i would have a bad rep as being a bartender an would be out of a job !!! so think about what your saying !! oh an my dog ya he did get sick an costed me 2 grand to get him better an ya u were right it did stink for a sec corona virus is preety bad!! also who said i got layed out in mantus ya i memeber that night an i was wasted an i should have been layed out but ya that didnt happened an i got escorted out cause the fight never happened he got a lick on me thats all !! oh an who ever was throwing the threats sayin u wanted to smack me i bartend at Am PM the mosaics i work there tomorroo night !!! I steal this is funny hahah ya stick to what u know man !!!!

    Reply to alex DEANDA
  45. December 18, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    alex DEANDA says:

    oh ya an about the degree didnt know i said i had a degree in auto cad ment a certification an my degree is in computer science i stand corrected !!!

    Reply to alex DEANDA
  46. December 19, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    man of FIRE says:

    72 replies.. i know you love the attention, regardless of how negative it is. Sighhh..

    Reply to man of FIRE
  47. December 30, 2009 at 9:48 am

    jacob mutha fuckin lopez says:

    ok , so i know this girl and she is tha coolest chick , real talk shes not a slut , she gogos yea , but she makes that money , dont be pissed that u dont got wat shes got stop hatin , be real get a life kid , i love ths girl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shes my road DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply to jacob mutha fuckin lopez
  48. January 12, 2010 at 2:34 am

    alex DEANDA says:

    hey dude taht is talkin bout the boat no wrong person . stick to what u know .. ya rach ur a cool as chick nothin bad to say bout this girl she is cooler then a fan ,,,,,,,, always fun babe .. yo lopez deuce deuce theses people are funny … this makes me smile … what can i say this is dallas ENVIOUS … I LOVE HATERS ///

    Reply to alex DEANDA
  49. January 18, 2010 at 1:18 pm

    okkkkk says:

    it is pretty amusing that all alex and rachel say are: we are hustlers,people envy us, blahblah…how about you two say something less ghetto and more educated and learn how to spell properly. also neither one of you talk about your future and answer these peoples’ questions about if you are ever getting out of the nightlife and GROWING UP and doing what REAL ADULTS do! Nobody is envious of people who party every night and do drugs and end up on websites all the time

    Reply to okkkkk
  50. December 21, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Rach is a slut says:

    Hope ur takin ur valtrex like the doc told u to. Stupid slut

    Reply to Rach is a slut
  51. December 30, 2009 at 10:27 am

    THE REAL RACHEL CORDOVA!!!!! says:

    Come on you cant come up with anything better then this??? And you call me the lair ;) your so funny I wish you could see the smile on my face right now cause the things you come up with make me giggle!

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