Garden Gnome

Posted in Chicago | November 27th, 2009

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garden gnome

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl thinks shes part of the club scene and acts like everybody likes her….i think its only because she puts out. it looks like two semi trucks just crashed into her face, dont you agree?

She also looks like she has a touch of downs, and that second picture has scarred me for life.- nik

Tags: Chicago, Nasty Girl, wtf



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  1. November 27, 2009 at 11:37 am

    DIRTYFILTHYSLUTS says:

    Is that Mary?

    Reply to DIRTYFILTHYSLUTS
  2. November 27, 2009 at 11:41 am

    Ex Lax says:

    mules kick

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  3. November 27, 2009 at 11:43 am

    Ex Lax says:

    he best have insurance for his fingers getting bit off

    Reply to Ex Lax
  4. November 27, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    Dahlia says:

    What a way to dress in public; just screams “H guys, I’m so easy! I have no self esteem, so use me up!”

    Reply to Dahlia
    • November 27, 2009 at 7:52 pm

      lizz says:

      It’s all a psychological thing, they obviously weren’t shown attention growing up so now they dress that way to get any attention they possibly can

      Reply to lizz
    • December 28, 2009 at 9:07 pm

      Anonymous says:

      too bad lil dahlia it was halloween sorry ur prolly fat n gross n cant look like that so ur jealous but this girl has more class than anyone of these whores talking shit about her! mil <3

      Reply to Anonymous
  5. November 27, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    Bill says:

    She is hot !!! And look at that booty mmm

    Reply to Bill
  6. November 27, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Anonymous says:

    haha this girl is hideousss way worse in person too .. haha believe me just when u thought it couldnt get worse

    Reply to Anonymous
  7. November 27, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    XXX says:

    her face is completely hideous. what is that creature with bugs eyes

    Reply to XXX
  8. November 27, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    losers says:

    this was halloween if you people think she dresses like that every day you are f**king idiots! mary is such a sweetheart.

    Reply to losers
    • November 28, 2009 at 5:05 am

      mmhmm says:

      yea but why the hell would she wear a short skirt that doesnt cover ur ass? and she might be wearing underwear, but it doesnt really look like it! only a sl*t wears something like that…PERIOD! im saying this to be jealous cuz shes not a bad looking girl. anyone wearing something like that looks easy

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      • November 29, 2009 at 10:52 am

        mmhmm says:

        oops i mean NOT saying to be jealous lol

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      • December 28, 2009 at 9:06 pm

        love you says:

        wellll wen someone is taking a picture from underneath her what the fuck do u want from her….tell those scumbags posting shit that they have the time to look at to get a life and to all you lil whores who wanna talk shit are just jealous and get a fucking life…obviously ur life sucks enough to care enough to talk shit about a random girl and but dont worry were all flatterrreedd u care that much about mary <3 millll

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    • November 29, 2009 at 4:39 am

      ja says:

      halloween or not you dress like that because you want ppl to kno your a WHORE

      Reply to ja
  9. November 27, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    lol says:

    is that Elyse!?

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  10. November 27, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    lizz says:

    i think it is elyse

    Reply to lizz
  11. November 28, 2009 at 12:57 am

    Face? says:

    who cares — i want her assss, lift up that skirt b*tch and let me get in there

    Reply to Face?
  12. November 28, 2009 at 11:20 am

    ewwwwwwwwwwww says:

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww whats the fuck is that thing???

    Reply to ewwwwwwwwwwww
  13. November 28, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    4WIFEY says:

    is that jeanette arl*ss// LOOKS JUST LIKE HER AND THAT IS THE ONLY GIRL I KNOW CLASSY ENOUGH TO WEAR SUMTNANG LIKE THAT

    Reply to 4WIFEY
  14. November 28, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    KAROLINA TYLKA says:

    She is pale and disgusting as fck gross!!

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    • November 30, 2009 at 1:15 pm

      .... says:

      and u look like a crack whore…

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    • November 30, 2009 at 2:19 pm

      the real karolina says:

      stop f*ckin using my name u pathetic bitch. love how agnes uses my name everywhere. i know u love me and think of me all day long but u need to quit and get a life cause ur 22.

      Reply to the real karolina
  15. November 28, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    Anonymous says:

    this girl is actually really pretty.. just a bad picture. And it was halloween i believe.

    Reply to Anonymous
  16. November 29, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    Luie says:

    psh.. i’d do her.

    Reply to Luie
  17. November 30, 2009 at 10:02 am

    Phil says:

    EVERY GIRL dresses provocative for Halloween. It makes me laugh when girls bash on other girls who do the same sh*t!

    “Heyyyy! I dressed like that for Halloween too! But since shes on this stupid fuc*in site, Im gonna throw stones! he he he he!”

    Shut up. Shes cool as hell! Post pics of yourself so we can judge you too! LOL!

    Pussies.

    Reply to Phil
  18. November 30, 2009 at 10:02 am

    Paul says:

    Aw, this is so sad that whoever posted this did it on Thanksgiving. No life, no family, and no friends obviously. Mary has no self esteem? She is probably the only classy girl left downtown.

    Reply to Paul
  19. November 30, 2009 at 10:04 am

    ..... says:

    …….

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  20. November 30, 2009 at 10:25 am

    candii says:

    First, if you even remotely got to know Mary you would know she’s a great person, amazing friend and above all very beautiful SO F*CK OFFFFFFFFFF:)

    PS. Why don’t you get a life along with a hobby instead of talking bad about people you don’t know personally. I’M SUREEE on Halloween you didn’t walk around with your fake ass tits and/or ass hanging out wtf were you then this year …a legit nun??? DOUBT IT. Really? No attention growing up? You should feel like a complete dumbass for even making a remark like that…who the hell are you to comment on the way someone grew up?? Sooo you’re saying if she grew up in a messed up household that’s funny???? WTF is funny about that? Whoever posted the actual post..do you feel better about yourself now? I think we’re to the point in our ADULT lives where if you have a problem with someone you either A. Keep it to yourself or B. confront them then GET OVER IT. It’s not about jealously it’s about CLASS because I know you wouldn’t want someone posting shit about you on this website now would ya? SO unless you are the pope or a David Beckham/Megan Fox look alike..shut your f*cking mouth because NO ONE is perfect…lets get real here a*sholes!

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  21. November 30, 2009 at 10:53 am

    candii says:

    First, if you even remotely got to know Mary you would know she’s a great person, amazing friend and above all very beautiful SO F*CK OFFFFFFFFFF:)

    PS. Why don’t you get a life along with a hobby instead of talking bad about people you don’t know personally. I’M SUREEE on Halloween you didn’t walk around with your tits and/or ass hanging out wtf were you then this year.. a legit nun??? DOUBT IT! Really? No attention growing up? You should feel like a complete dumbass for even making a remark like that…who the hell are you to comment on the way someone grew up?? What if she did grow up in a messed up household? WTF would be so funny about that???? You’d think instead of doing something like this you would be at the point in your ADULT life that if you do have a problem with someone you would confront them, get over it and move on with your life. It’s not about jealousy it’s about CLASS. Would you like someone to post stuff about you on this website? So unless you are the pope or a David Beckham/Megan Fox look alike..shut your mouth because NO ONE is perfect…lets get real here a*sholes!

    Reply to candii
    • November 30, 2009 at 12:43 pm

      .... says:

      1. nobody commented on her growing up
      2. i used to know this girl personally….idoubt you ever do or did
      3. what would i be jealous about from this girl?
      4. you have no room to talk

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      • November 30, 2009 at 2:00 pm

        DFS says:

        4. lol.

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      • November 30, 2009 at 5:48 pm

        ....... says:

        1. If you knew how to read somebody left a comment about how its psychological and growing up she probably got no attention ….that refers to someones childhood aka growing up
        2. Yep…you’re right I just picked a random city, post and person to write about so I can waste a couple minutes of my time on someone I barely even know…..makes sense
        3. Who said you’re jealous? I’d like to know because there’s definatley nothing in there about anyone being jealous of her atleast from the post above yours
        4. I have no room to talk? Nothing even came close to talking about my personal character in that statement. It’s human nature for people to talk about others…EVERYONE does it but there’s a difference between talking to your friends as to going so low you’re posting pictures of someone on a website instead of acting on the situation as an adult that was the whole point

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  22. November 30, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    ap says:

    anyone who does not know mary like i do and is writing dumb shit about her has a huge insecurity about themselves to be saying all of this…
    So she’s got a big butt and her skirt was raised up on HALLOWEEN. SO WHAT! all u sluts were probably dressed wayyy worse!
    i dont go on this dumbass website until i found out all of u are talkign shit about MY best friend who you DO NOT know.
    get over urself… ure not perfect…
    and Paul is right… mary is probably the only classy girl left downtown AND the only girl downtown who is actually working towards a degree!!
    brought up by a religious family..good morals, beautiful, intelligent, and respectful…and probably doesnt care about what any of you clubrats have to say.
    So keep posting stupid shit to think you can bring her down because its probably YOU who is ugly and insecure about ur own self!

    ps… and so supposedly u think she got with ur ex boyfriend so u feel u need to post this? keep talking …ur ex is the one who went to her and not you… dumbass.

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  23. November 30, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    haters says:

    defintly agree with how mary is probably one of the only classy girls left downtown…….

    Reply to haters
  24. November 30, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    yuk says:

    She looks like an Iowa farm girl that has moved to the big city

    Reply to yuk
  25. November 30, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    Reply to all says:

    Your all stupid for making comments like this “your a dumb slut who dressed worse than Mary and dont know Mary and shouldnt talk about her since you dont know her and she is soooo classy…” You sound just like the people making mean comments… you dont know who is commenting… how can you say they dress in a certain way or not… CAN YOU SEE THEM? NO! And, she IS NOT CLASSY FOR HAVING HER BUTT HANG OUT…. HALLOWEEN IS AN EXCUSE… No my butt did not hang out on halloween…. or ever…. put some underwear on, treat yourself like you are beautiful and leave something to the imagination. If you are a good person you deserve better!!!! And some dude putting his fingers like that shows the type of attention she gets for dressing that way!!!! If you look like a duck, walk like a duck and quack like a duck… people will think your a duck…. and dressing like that any day of the year, hmmm I wonder what people will think…. Maybe she is not a bad person, maybe she is a good person with a good heart… who made a bad decision by having her skirt hiked up in public… for the world to take pics and post them on this site. Girls who dress like whores may in fact NOT be a whore… but if I walked around dressing like a police officer… people in need would assume I am one even though I AM NOT, and they would be mad asking why I am dressed like a police office when I am not one! Therefore, dont dress like a whore if you dont want people to assume you are one…. even on halloween…. that is no excuse to have your butt hang out. I know your going to say “but but but it was halloweeeeeeennnnn….” Well sorry but considering I HAVE NEVER SEEN A SCHOOL GIRL IN MY LIFE WITH A SKIRT THAT SHORT AND HER BUTT HANGING OUT…. UNLESS IT WAS IN A PORN, WHERE IT BELONGS, it is inappropriate….. But in her defense, maybe she was a porn star for halloween… NOW THAT IS CLASSY!

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  26. November 30, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    Chitown guyyyyy says:

    damn she’s hot…notice how all the girls are hatin on her and the guys are sayin she’s hot, hahaha.

    Reply to Chitown guyyyyy
  27. November 30, 2009 at 10:43 pm

    xxx says:

    Bottomline I know this girl and she is baddd if any of you don’t think shes hott ur a loser. I mean honestly look at that booty

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  28. November 30, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Bottomline I know this girl and she is baddd if any of you don’t think shes hott ur a loser. I mean honestly look at that booty

    Reply to Anonymous
  29. December 1, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    wow says:

    i’d do anything to get mary. she is gorgeous and has a nice booty. stop hatin

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  30. December 2, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    bahahhaha says:

    mary is a f*cking sweetheart ! who ever the hell is hatin on her needs to get a f*cking life.
    also you prob only hate cause you are f*cking jealous and have no f*cking life, and you know shes pretty.
    get the f*ck over your self your f*cking pathetic for putting her up here !!

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  31. December 2, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    Mmmmmmmmm says:

    let me stick my weenie up ur tight butt, ahhhh that would feel so nice

    Reply to Mmmmmmmmm
  32. December 2, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    Mary says:

    Hi Hater. Sorry if what i was wearing offended you that much, but it was halloween, the picture is taken from below me, so my ass was not out all night, and I was unaware of the picture. If you go downtown and see what gogo dancers wear you shouldn’t too offended by this. I’m not hatin tho … if you got it flaunt it. The picture of me is gross cuz its at a bad angle of obviously looks nothing like me. As far as me thinking everyone likes me, they do. And i put out? hahahahaha I have been with one person downtown, Cooney. This is probably his girl that he ‘cheated’ on with me because I am WAYYY better looking than you. But you can have him, we’ve been done. So carry on with your lame life, posting pictures of people on the dirty? fail. I’m above all of this, I’ll be getting my DPT degree soon (Doctorate of Physical Therapy) sooo I win, you lose. dork

    Reply to Mary
  33. December 4, 2009 at 11:01 pm

    JABER says:

    WHAT A WANNAABEE, STOP TRYING TO HANG OUT WIT ELITE

    Reply to JABER
  34. December 4, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    rosy says:

    im sick of this shit….. your grosssssss

    Reply to rosy
  35. December 5, 2009 at 10:51 am

    terry says:

    dude youre gross…. FAIL

    Reply to terry
    • December 9, 2009 at 6:36 pm

      Tiger Woods says:

      im not Gross – i just wanna bang her little white booty
      i’ll never let my wife find out, this is betwen me, my bodyguard, andthis chicks white butt

      Bend over b*tch, i’m about to score a whole in one

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  36. December 5, 2009 at 10:54 am

    jes says:

    its sad how girls who got no attention in highschool now have to result in dressing like this just to have guys pay attention to her, kind of pathetic

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  37. December 6, 2009 at 1:38 am

    rosy says:

    your gross…….you dont even know me so stop running ur mouth

    Reply to rosy
  38. December 6, 2009 at 1:52 am

    PULL UR PANTS DOWNNNNNN......... says:

    so i can butt bang ur little cherry ASSSSSSSSS

    then ill shoot my spooge in ur hair like shampoo

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Reply to PULL UR PANTS DOWNNNNNN.........
  39. December 10, 2009 at 9:18 pm

    clejuve says:

    leave her alone…she probably had not had dick for a while and finally got it up the ass that night or a few nights later. She has a nice ass why wouldn’t she show it off

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  40. December 12, 2009 at 12:54 am

    Phil says:

    LOL @ Rosy….

    Shes not gross. Stop. Youre fighting over Cooney! LMMFAO!

    Reply to Phil
  41. December 19, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    The real rosy says:

    i didn’t post that! nothing bad to say about mary, she’s a sweetheart :)

    Reply to The real rosy

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