Slade And Gretchen Shopping

Posted in Gretchen Rossi, Newport, The Dirty | November 27th, 2009

Slade and Gretchen shopping

THE DIRTY ARMY: So I am on my way out from the mall and guess who comes walking up. Slade and Gretchen. I was stoked, and nervous at the same time. I throw my shoes in my car and start to head back into Bloomingdales RIGHT behind them. Slade even held the door open for me, I nodded and smiled since I had my MP3 player on and couldnt hear anything.

I didnt want to ask them for a picture, to me it would make them feel special and I cant have that. So I envoke my Ninja skills and start the following process. I finally get them upstairs stopped at a register and get ready to take my shot. I snap the picture and it appears Gretchen noticed me. Guess my Ninja skills failed.

Anyhow so I was in a hurry and put my phone away and my sunglasses fell on the floor and as I pick them up they go walking right by, never said a word to me. I pretend I am shopping and they head down the escalator, a few seconds later I head down and head to my car, The End.

I am glad Slade and Gretchen touched your life… now if she only had an ass like that mannequin?- nik



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29 Dirty Comments

Slade And Gretchen Shopping
  1. November 27, 2009 at 11:29 am

    Frankie D. says:

    So who paid at the register? lemme guess, Retchen? Hope Slade’s not purchasing frivolous items when he’s 80k behind on child support and feigning poverty. Child support to his son with the brain tumor. They’re both nasty fake famewhores and anyone who buys her act is a fool.

    Reply to Frankie D.
  2. November 27, 2009 at 11:37 am

    WTF says:

    doesn’t matter Donn’s wife Vicki is a WH@RE !!!

    Reply to WTF
  3. November 27, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    APC says:

    Who cares, she is assless and he is a douche bag

    Reply to APC
  4. November 27, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    Homo says what? says:

    The OP is a loser. Jesus f-cking Christ, get a life!

    Reply to Homo says what?
  5. November 27, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    J says:

    the fact that you care that much about seeing these two donkeys makes you a complete & utter DOUCHENOZZLE!

    Reply to J
  6. November 27, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    hmmm says:

    the mannequin doesn’t have a freekin ass….whats wrong with u nik?

    Reply to hmmm
  7. November 27, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    C says:

    hmmm Says:
    the mannequin doesn’t have a freekin ass….whats wrong with u nik?

    I was thinking the same thing! Haha

    Reply to C
  8. November 27, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Tamara says:

    she is a skank

    Reply to Tamara
  9. November 27, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Anonymous says:

    man get a life

    Reply to Anonymous
  10. November 27, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Get a Life!! says:

    Not only are you a stalker but a stupid clumbsy one at that. Get a life.

    Reply to Get a Life!!
  11. November 27, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    P says:

    Vicki is a Ms Piggy whore and the fake blond skank paid.

    Reply to P
  12. November 27, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    OU812 says:

    The poster must be a guy – albeit gay one.

    Reply to OU812
  13. November 27, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    Shuffle Demon says:

    I didn’t think they had a Goodwill outlet at the mall…and we all know Slade likes to be a 30k millionaire…

    Reply to Shuffle Demon
  14. November 27, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    Morning Sunshine says:

    This is a story…hahaha. They didn’t even buy anything who cares.

    Reply to Morning Sunshine
  15. November 27, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    Bombchelle says:

    Oh My God! Shopping, really? Who cares!

    Reply to Bombchelle
  16. November 27, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    Big Mike says:

    HEY ORIGINAL POSTER – You are a freaking loser. Seriously, you should consider suicide!! You went to your car to drop off shoes, ran back in with your phone/camera.. and you were NERVOUS!!! You couldn’t scream loser any louder and to then come on here to share this lame ass stalking story.

    Some people have no clue and no life. You stalked a couple of people from a reality show like they were god!!! You are an idiot and you should cut off your arms and legs and just stay in bed for the rest of your lame ass life. IDIOT!!!

    Reply to Big Mike
  17. November 27, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    atx-baby says:

    who is slade and the chick? surprise nick knew who they were

    Reply to atx-baby
  18. November 28, 2009 at 6:42 am

    Big Man says:

    She’s HOT!

    I have said, I have decided!

    Reply to Big Man
  19. November 28, 2009 at 10:03 am

    widebuffalo says:

    Gretchen. Again. Yawn.

    Reply to widebuffalo
  20. November 28, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    id hit that says:

    You were nervous? NERD!!!!!

    Reply to id hit that
  21. November 28, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    jdb says:

    The fact that anyone saying anything negative about this really needs to get a life. If this is so lame, why are you here reading it? This doesn’t sound like worship to me – it is a joke. You guys are a bunch of nasty people.

    Reply to jdb
  22. November 28, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    anonymous says:

    Dont hate on someone that did you no harm.

    Reply to anonymous
    • November 30, 2009 at 10:10 am

      WTF says:

      She did do harm to me. She made that retarded show and makes all people in Orange county look like a bunch of nutjobs. So she is a WHORE for doing it.

      Reply to WTF
      • February 25, 2010 at 6:26 pm

        Jersey says:

        they don’t represent you if you don’t want them to..You think all jersey housewives are like bitches on Real House Wives of NJ? no we’re sure as hell not.
        they don’t represent me because I don’t let them.

        Reply to Jersey
  23. November 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    Big Man and Mike Suk says:

    You guys are so funny.NOT.

    Reply to Big Man and Mike Suk

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