My Ex Is Sleeping With A Trout

Posted in Cougars, Scottsdale, The Dirty | November 30th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, well Melissa is my now ex. She was to fly here on Friday on a ticket I bought her. Instead she, and her roommate start txting me that Melissa is f*cking a 52 year old trout named Greg B*rkness. They continued all weekend sending me play by play texts of what he is doing to her. True trout class. The reason I thought Nik, and yourself would put her on blast is she used to run Dan Serpe’s jewelry store. It is an example of the kind of people the Serpe’s deal with. She is a classless h*e, and can only pull trouts. So what do u say guys? She is the epitome of what the Dirty calls out, a wh*re who loves the trout greg.  Thanks Nik.

I love it.  Scottsdale royalty at its finest.  How much better would her +2’s be if we had a pillow for her face?- nik

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My Ex Is Sleeping With A Trout
  1. November 30, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    Arbusto says:

    Are you sure SHE”S not 52? I would say sorry about your luck but I’m sure this is not the first time she has f*cked you over nor will it be the last. If you cared this much about her to put a pic of her on The Dirty you’ll be there when she calls. Sorry bout ya!

    Ps. A face like that, how can she not be tucking a Gregg?

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  2. November 30, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    Chris Hansen....DATELINE says:

    Who’s the trout? The guy is talking about his 55 yr old ex chick right? Because this broad is not a day under 55 yrs old and that is being generous.

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  3. November 30, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    Taco Salad says:

    The sender didn’t say how old he was but this b!tch is pushing 50 herself. Why would you call the 52 year old banging her now a trout. He should be able to pound this hoe if you ouldn’t satisfy her.

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  4. November 30, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    Walleye boobs says:

    She’s almost 40. There’s way more dirt on this chick Nik. She’s lives in WI not Scottsdale so you should post it there too. She’s a real hot mess. She had a kid with a guy she dated who was married at the time. Kicker is the wife knew all about it. I hear she likes to fight other hags so maybe that’s why her face is so jacked up.

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  5. November 30, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    Arbusto says:

    why were my comments removed?

    Reply to Arbusto
  6. November 30, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    Billy Madison says:

    Is the trout in the corner picture?

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  7. November 30, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    Turbo- says:

    Eric Elliott, formerly of Janesville Wi. has posted all this crap. Real nice loser who takes pics of people sleeping.. Just look him up on Wisconsin CCAP. Has restraining orders, DUI`s, Domestic Violence etc.. Also in Colorado, and Conneticut. True mangina and loser. If he could get off the booze and drugs, maybe-just maybe he could get a job at finally—–40… Total WOP.

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  8. November 30, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    Mr. Obvious says:

    Ummm.. The guy who posted this took a picture of her +2’s while she was sleeping… Nobody finds this creepy? Kinda put yourself on blast for being a stalker dumbsh*t.

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  9. November 30, 2009 at 10:38 pm

    da truth says:

    The sad part is you are posting this like the whiny little beyatch you are, an old man took your woman and is pleasing her, obviously something you couldn’t do, loser

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  10. November 30, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    Mr.sofa says:

    Wow,please send your videos or fotos to my email solikhinsaid@yahoo.com

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  11. November 30, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    Cane Fan says:

    True I did post this stuff and the text messages from Turbo…whose name is Michelle Brown Schultz..that precipitated me posting this. As for losers get this Melissa lives with this Michelle. Michelle has a kid with Melissa’s ex hubby. Melissa also has her out of wedlock kid living there as well. WOW JERRY JERRY JERRY…also when I worked in WI I resigned from my job bcuz Michelle called and said I was stealing etc. True fact. As far as getting a job I am currently going to school, and working on the side so there’s that lie disspelled. As for the record yeah I have some DUI’s all over seven years ago. As for the domestics yes one in CO from an ex 6 years back, I have never lived in Conneticut so that is false. The WI cases were from Melissa herself as I posted earlier she had me arrested four sparate times in 4 weeks for a total of 9 charges. I plead out (on my Bday no less) and paid fines and moved to AZ. Case closed.

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  12. December 1, 2009 at 12:04 am

    Cane Fan says:

    As for the pic sleeping i have literally tens of pics we took together and ones she was sending me just a week ago. I am far from bitter about the guy doing her. Its the lies and the way I was ambushed on the day that she was to be here. All the shit talkers will see when Nik posts the txts I am getting from Sprint tomorrow. True colors baby. Cyndi Lauper style

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  13. December 1, 2009 at 12:36 am

    Cane Fan says:

    I will post no more I am over it makes me sick…I will however provide the txts that brought this on to prove I was provoked in a way u will not believe….its so tash me all u want girls its all u know….and I’m out….

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  14. December 1, 2009 at 7:14 am

    Love muscle says:

    Nasty ass looking woman there. Smells like trout me thinks

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  15. December 1, 2009 at 9:21 am

    Arbusto says:

    I would like to read the texts. You say it was play by play huh?

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  16. December 1, 2009 at 11:08 am

    Michelle says:

    Eric, it truly is about time to grow up dont you think? I find you quite laughable.. This is pretty funny considering you were just crying to your mother last night how you were not going to be like this anymore. I guess you will say anything to keep your lazy ass funded by momma.. Its even funnier that a grown man who is pushing 40 cant get a job, truth is nobody wants you around. It is much easier for your poor mother to send you off to some lame school out in the middle of no where, because she cant deal with you either.. The way you harass people women and children alike is quite pathetic, but shows what kind of human being you are. Now I am whom called your last pathetic job? Thought you told everyone Mel did that? Can you not keep your own lies straight? Dont flatter yourself, I never even knew you actually had a job.. I would bet if your old employer was called, that they would say you were let go because of your mental issues.. Always a blamer..You are always a victim in your mind- when actually you are the perp..
    By the end of next week, you will be looking at 2 retraining orders.. I think its time you gave Mel up, I mean one second your tattoo`ing her face on an arm- then the next this.. All because she didnt want to see you.. So sad, poor Eric Elliott. Your record both on and off paper tells your story. Stop blaming others for your pathetic life please.. We thought you were praying for yourself in church, building houses for Habitat.. Doesnt appear so- looks as though you are just staying drunk and doing your drugs and playing out your wacky life while living with a couple kids in AZ… Good luck with that and your sorry ass life. You are so not worth the time!

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  17. December 1, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    Michelle says:

    PS- also I dont have to use fake names like you do Eric, (cane fane- and the others) they are pretty much all you or your room mates. I also would have made it clear that you can be looked up on Wisconsin Circuit Court Access, for those whom would not have understood–Wisconsin CCAP..

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  18. December 1, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Jesse says:

    damn i hope i don’t see my mom on here one day…sounds like everyone of you has some issues..haha

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  19. December 1, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    Arbusto says:

    Canefan/Eric= LOSER!

    (“I quit my job because my girlfriends friend called and said I was stealing.”) Why would you quit a job over that, obviously you were stealing and was unable to cover it up after she called you out.

    (“As for the record yeah I have some DUI’s all over seven years ago.”) Some DUI’s , lol. So does that mean that you now drive, ’some of the time?’

    (As for the domestics yes one in CO from an ex 6 years back)
    So you like to smack women around? Takes a real man to admit that (sarcasm intended)

    (The WI cases were from Melissa herself as I posted earlier she had me arrested four sparate times in 4 weeks for a total of 9 charges. I plead out (on my Bday no less) and paid fines and moved to AZ. Case closed.) LMAO! Did you inform your probation officer you were moving out of state? You were still involved with a girl that had you arrested 4 times in 4 weeks? You were surprised that she f’d you over when you paid for a plane ticket for her to come see you? It’s prob. a good thing she didn’t come. You have the behavior pattern of a potential murderer. Be glad you are still alive Melissa. Sorry for the rude comments earlier, I was just joining in the fun of the site. Obviously this guy has major mental issues. STAT AWAY!

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  20. December 1, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    Big Man says:

    ur ex is f’n ugly dude.

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  21. December 1, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    You live in Janestucky...get over it says:

    Sounds like three idiots fighting over the nicest trailer on the block.

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  22. December 1, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    Gotta go for now.... says:

    Please google you tube “my ex is sleeping with a trout …she speaks” for a nice video posted by Melissa and has her voicemails from him on there to prove his craziness.

    Enjoy!

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  23. December 2, 2009 at 6:22 am

    Hey friends says:

    google “my ex is sleeping with a trout…she speaks”

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  24. December 2, 2009 at 8:05 am

    Love muscle says:

    A b*tch like that has me arrested that many times and you still bought her a plane ticket to come see you? What were you thinking? Also, if she is that messed up WHY bother with the whore? She pretty much sounds like a complete loser broad that has absolutely no morals.

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  25. December 2, 2009 at 8:23 am

    Ron says:

    WOW seems this is a very strange relationship between the two. She looks older than 40.

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  26. December 5, 2009 at 8:05 am

    trout says:

    Dude, I know you really don’t care, because you spent so much time “blasting” her here, but at the end of the end, the trout punked you! Punked you bad and you are crying like a pussy!

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  27. December 9, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Watch the you tube video……This guy is a real class act. I think he is bitter from being dumped & his jealousy is getting the best of him! To the women he posted this about, keep your head up, you have more class in your pinkey then he has total, you don’t need a loser like that anyway!!

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  28. December 9, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    janesville dude says:

    are you sure thats not a drag queen? sure looks like one

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  29. December 9, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    janesville dude says:

    Eric, you sucked me off too! sorry dude you were not the only one!!!!!!

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  30. December 10, 2009 at 10:28 am

    Kristen Lain Benton says:

    PLEASE STOP POSTING PICTURES OF ME !!! WHEN IS THIS GOING TO STOP !!!!

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  31. January 13, 2010 at 7:34 am

    LOL says:

    janesville dude keep that homo stuff to yourself.

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  32. February 16, 2010 at 8:38 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Totally agree with you Mr. Obvious

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