Beached Whale


Beached whale

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Since when do whales know how to play the keyboard?

I’m going vomit, from the stench of noodles and lard.- nik


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  1. November 27, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Mr. Obvious says:

    did they photoshop Chris Farley’s a$$ on her?

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  2. November 27, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    Carmella Fierra says:

    im glad my haters in Tucson posted me on here.. lmao Nik you are funny as phuk thanks for having a forum like this!!!!

    Reply to Carmella Fierra
    • November 12, 2010 at 5:58 am

      Babycakes says:

      Hey Nik…
      Maybe Carmela Fierra forget that she was charged with prostitution up in north az. BAHAHAHAHAHA

      Hey M.A.-yeak aka C.F.—
      Whoa, aren’t you one to talk,why do you think you are so great,because you fucked a few athletes, and every nigga on the way-no one wantz to be like you.
      Oh did you forget you are a prostitute?

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  3. November 28, 2009 at 9:30 am

    Seeker of Knowledge & Truth says:

    Looks like Strange (accent over e) from Boomerang w Eddie Murphy.

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  4. November 29, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    Anonymous says:

    damn this chick has a fat ass. i wud definitely hit that lol

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  5. November 30, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    Da Nati says:

    Big ass and no t*ts, she must be black. But, I’m not going to lie, she makes my d*ck move.

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  6. December 1, 2009 at 12:46 am

    ummm says:

    i wanna body like that.. hmm is there anyway to gain 100 lbs!
    eww !seriously why do fat girls think they’re hot?

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  7. December 1, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Carmella Fierra 36-26-48 says:

    haters haters come this way thats what Mz Carmella say..lmao!

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  8. December 1, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Is Nik racist?

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  9. December 2, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    wow says:

    there’s no way in hell this chic has a 26 waist!? more like 46.
    im 5’5′ weigh 108 lbs and my waist is pushing 25.

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    • December 8, 2009 at 10:52 am

      Slappa Hoe says:

      WOW U JUST MAD CUZ U A WOMAN WITH A LIL BIT OF NUTHIN…. THATS 100% ALL WOMAN!!! SOUNDS LIKE U REPIN FOR THE JRS…… THICK IS WUS UP AND ITS NOT IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE A LIL WASTE AND BIG AZZ DUMB BITCH!!! STOP THE HATIN HOE

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      • December 8, 2009 at 11:59 am

        CeeZee!! says:

        yah, but this is not even close to having a small waist. Wow your ugly…

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      • December 8, 2009 at 9:20 pm

        Carmella Fierra 36-26-48 says:

        CeeZee is it?? sounds like short for sleezy.. lmao.. well next time you see me pull out your measuring tape so I can make you a known fool!! & really if your so bout it why not leave your real name??? none the less thanks for being another hater to add to the list.. PHUK B*TCHES I GET MONEY!!!!

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      • December 9, 2009 at 12:52 pm

        Ceezee!! says:

        Cecil H, now what? You still look like a fat pile of sh!t, make that a shinny fat pile of shit. Is that lard they lubed you up with? And you don’t make money hoodrat. You slang your a$$ out for a 30$ or dub you skank. One more thing, nobody is hating on you. Scratch me off your list. I have a house (almost paid off) 2 cars, a party boat and other shit you can’t buy at rent-a-center and I’m only 29. Get real ho, all you know is how to blow.

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      • December 11, 2009 at 9:00 pm

        Anonymus says:

        NOBODY CARES WHAT YOUR PIMP HAS CEEZEE!!!! HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET CEEZEE IS SHORT FAT & FUGLY TROLL WITH A MAC FIELD!!!! LETS SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE CEEZEE!!! GOD HATES UGLY THATS WHY HE SLAPPED YOUR MOMMA WHEN YOU WHERE BORN!!!

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      • December 14, 2009 at 8:59 am

        Ceezee!! DA-Strong!! says:

        Actually tall and fat, and run through better hoodrats than you on my drunkest day. Why would you ever take a picture like this? All you did was show everybody your thunder thighs…You don’t have a hot ass, you’re just fat.

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      • December 14, 2009 at 10:19 pm

        Carmella Fierra 36-26-48 says:

        once again sleezy you have us rotf lol!! whats even funnier to me is how other ppl are addressing you and you have nothing to say to them other then what you think of the pic.. so sleezy I suggest this.. lets see a pic of you.. let me guess you must be friends with the purple people eater in Tucson..

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      • December 9, 2009 at 6:01 pm

        Ceezee!! says:

        just so you know you fat e’f, The dirty removed my full last name.

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      • December 11, 2009 at 10:13 am

        Carmella Fierra 36-26-48 says:

        fyi I posted another comment to you.. the dirty hasnt posted yet.. just letting you know about yourself.. & if you know where to find me.. I will see you in the streets..

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      • December 11, 2009 at 11:25 am

        Ceezee!! says:

        You’ll never see me on the streets… Already moved up in this world, I don’t take steps back. One more thing, do you know how stupid you look adding most of the comments? I know it’s you cause only hoodrats like you use “lil”. Get this through you head skank, YOU ARE NOT LIL, HOT OR REMOTLY ATTRACTIVE. The only fools that will mess with you are desperate…

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      • December 11, 2009 at 6:04 pm

        Carmella Fierra 36-26-48 says:

        girl when I say streets that could be the mall, the grocery store, anywhere.. open your mind dummy… secondly I’m glad I touched your nerves my friends & I sit here and laugh at all your angry remarks.. your a real phukin comedian let me know how to push some more of your buttons..

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      • December 11, 2009 at 12:36 am

        Carmella Fierra 36-26-48 says:

        I got a christmas gift for you too.. I went to home depot and got a bolt and lock.. when I see ya I can shut your trap

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    • December 8, 2009 at 10:46 am

      Slappa Hoe says:

      WOW U JUST MAD CUZ U A WOMAN WITH A LIL BIT OF NUTHIN …. QUIT HATIN BITCH!!! THICK IS WUS UP…. 108LBS 110 SOAKIN WET… “BITCH PLEASE I SEE U DIDNT PUT YO MEASUREMENTS UP”…. SHES 100% ALL WOMAN AND IM SURE U REPIN FOR THE JRS. SO SHUT THE F*CK UP

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      • December 8, 2009 at 9:23 pm

        Carmella Fierra 36-26-48 says:

        I guarantee sleezy is wide on all sides.. shes probly one of those girls that is shaped like a man.. you know what I mean.. no waist, booty dew that sicks out further then her tits, no ass (the kind where you can see the g string from the back to the front).. real classy sleezy, real classy.. lmao!!

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    • December 3, 2009 at 10:05 am

      its me says:

      actually she does have a lil waist.. bg ass but all in all looks good!

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  10. December 3, 2009 at 8:55 am

    Ceezee!! says:

    Ugly skank… Bet she gives an evil BJ!!

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    • December 11, 2009 at 8:53 pm

      Anonymus says:

      CEEZEE IS A HATER, CEEZEE IS A HATER, CEEZEE IS A HATER, CEEZEE IS A HATER, CEEZEE IS A HATER, CEEZEE IS A HATER, CEEZEE IS A HATER, CEEZEE IS A HATER!!!!!!!

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      • December 14, 2009 at 8:51 am

        Ceezee!! DA-Strong!! says:

        You’re right! I hate ugly fat b!tches like you…

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      • December 14, 2009 at 10:27 pm

        Carmella Fierra 36-26-48 says:

        Ceezee its too easy pissing you off!!!!!!! it highlights my day to know that we have officially pissed you off!!! look @ you cussing all the time and you claim to be a lady!! real effin classy sleezy!!

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      • June 9, 2010 at 10:19 pm

        yo yo says:

        Honestly If it’s really 26-48 I wanna see another pic… cuz that would be amazing!! lol… show it off…

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      • December 14, 2009 at 10:21 pm

        Carmella Fierra 36-26-48 says:

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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      • December 14, 2009 at 10:20 pm

        Carmella Fierra 36-26-48 says:

        whatcha gonna do about it????? LMAO!!!!

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  11. December 3, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Ther’s nothing wrong with this girl.Some of us like meat on the bone.And some of us like a fat ass!

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  12. December 7, 2009 at 3:16 am

    shawty says:

    i could not find nothing wrong with the photo..

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  13. December 7, 2009 at 3:25 am

    la la says:

    I’ve seen this woman & she is perfect! you think how does she have a waist that small with that big butt! I would luv to play with that booty!!!

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  14. December 8, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    Tito says:

    DAMN MAMI GOT CAKES!

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  15. December 10, 2009 at 11:47 pm

    Carmella Fierra 36-26-48 says:

    I could let the dream killers kill my self esteem but instead I will use the arrogance that it steams to power my dreams.. Thanks for giving me a big ego!!!!!!!

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  16. December 13, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    haha says:

    carmella is beautiful and sweet! quit hating

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  17. January 11, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    Keith says:

    U NEED TO GO N TAKE CARE OF UR TWO KIDS, U TOOOO OLD FOR THIS.
    LOL.

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  18. January 11, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    Keith says:

    oh, yeah. even better u should really go back to the mental institute in tucson, where we got out. my dear friend.

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  19. June 9, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    black out says:

    Ok, here’s one for you. I heard this broke ass fat bitch just got arrested for prostitution.

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  20. June 9, 2010 at 10:22 pm

    black out says:

    Apparently, she was giving head and hand jobs at a massage parlour that got raided.

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  21. June 9, 2010 at 10:32 pm

    black out says:

    As we all know the manditory charge sentence for prostitution in Arizona is 15 days in jail. So we will probably not be seeing this broke ass hoe slinging her fat ass a Diamond Jacks anymore. Check the arrest blotter. I ran in to one of her home gurlz and she told me that the contracted an STD from some ngga on the Cardinals. Damn thats fcked up. I used to like this bitch in the club…… plus she got 2 kids…damn.

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    • June 25, 2010 at 3:42 am

      anonymus says:

      Her girl told me she fcks sick dick Michael Vick! She was there when they met & she has two jerseys signed by him hanging in her room!

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  22. June 25, 2010 at 3:34 am

    anonymus says:

    Her girl told me she fcks sick dick Michael Vick

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  23. August 26, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    Dasher says:

    Carmella aint it funny how u don’t have guys hateing u only getting shited on by bitches she probally gona still ur pic n tell ppl it’s her

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  24. November 9, 2010 at 3:22 am

    GROSS says:

    UR TRIPPIN THIS LARD ASS ISNT 108 POUNDS N 110 DRIPPIN WET MO LIKE 160 POUNDS DRY N 190 WET CUZ THE WATER GETS STUCK IN THE ROLLS WHEN SHE STANDS UP. LOL AND SHE COULDNT SHOW HER STOMACH CUZ WE ALL WOULDA LAUGHED N THREW UP. ITS LIKE THAT 2 GIRLS N 1 CUP SHT. NASTY……

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  25. December 3, 2010 at 2:52 am

    Carmella aka Michele says:

    Hell yes this is one corrupt ho, she is a cleat chaser looking to land a NFL or NBA even with a baster. Hoe where are your kids while you ugly ass is getting bent over by another random cock. Screw this hoe, she doesn’t have a walk of shame she has a picture gallery of her homey accomplishment.

    *Carmella, It is your inner you Michelle, your conscience, prostitution isn’t a career move.

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  26. August 21, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    Anonymous says:

    5 kids all, not 2…ded beet momma poster child!

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  27. April 16, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    non-athlete says:

    I would still f*ck!

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