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DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Torpedoes? Please be funny and not racist.

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  1. November 3, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    BAHAHAHA says:

    Circus is in town “see the worlds first purple boob”

    Reply to BAHAHAHA
  2. November 3, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    Harmonica says:

    Prime example of why you don’t get a boob job the day before Halloween. You need to give them time to drop.

    Reply to Harmonica
  3. November 3, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    Tank A says:

    Hey, who wants to sit on my face?

    Reply to Tank A
  4. November 3, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    vegass says:

    Basketball boobs are so yesterday, what do you think of my new football boobs?

    Reply to vegass
  5. November 3, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    770 says:

    This dude painted his boobs are pink for breast cancer awareness month

    Reply to 770
  6. November 3, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Bupster says:

    Fire torpedo one! Fire Torpedo two! The Angel next to her says: “You missed you bimbo, that was a waste of Money for those things”

    Reply to Bupster
  7. November 3, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    wtf is that says:

    Man the torpedoes!!! No…. Seriously….. Man the torpedoes!

    Reply to wtf is that
  8. November 3, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    O-face says:

    If you cover her head, it looks like a surprised muppet character.

    Reply to O-face
  9. November 3, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    I hear Ya says:

    dum b^t$# they haven’t even dropped yet!!!

    Reply to I hear Ya
  10. November 3, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    Awww says:

    WOW someone put her on here…wow haters seriously!

    Reply to Awww
  11. November 3, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    nasty nate says:

    looks like the start of the pig sickness

    Reply to nasty nate
  12. November 3, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    scary girl says:

    that girl looks like a horse and her tits look like utters!

    Reply to scary girl
  13. November 3, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    Emmo says:

    Do you think the package it came in advertised that the tie fits in refund gaps?

    Reply to Emmo
  14. November 3, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    IDOITS says:

    wow whoever put her on here is a douchebaggg haterrrr!! get over urself

    Reply to IDOITS
  15. November 3, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Double B says:

    Plaid is so out.

    Reply to Double B
  16. November 3, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    BillyBlaze says:

    You sunk my battleship

    Reply to BillyBlaze
  17. November 3, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    kchic says:

    so thats how i got my black eyes last night…..

    Reply to kchic
  18. November 3, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    mr happy says:

    “my cosmetic surgeon? his name is dr. ito sakamori….he used to design torpedos….why do you ask?”

    Reply to mr happy
  19. November 3, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    Navyguy says:

    Red rocket!!

    Reply to Navyguy
  20. November 3, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    dirrty daily says:

    i still see bruising, not sure if the bandages were ready to come off…

    Reply to dirrty daily
  21. November 3, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    HHlive says:

    “a-hem,…excuse me?! but my clown boobs are down there! Why are you looking a my face!?”

    Reply to HHlive
  22. November 3, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    dirrty daily says:

    f*ck a purple nurple, someone squshed the whole thing!

    Reply to dirrty daily
  23. November 3, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    dirrty daily says:

    someone colored them titties with a purple crayon, i decided.

    Reply to dirrty daily
  24. November 3, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    HHlive says:

    boobs brought to you by the susan g. komen foundation.

    Reply to HHlive
  25. November 3, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    ang420 says:

    Now those are some torpedos you can really motorboat.

    Reply to ang420
  26. November 3, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Moobies says:

    Those aren’t pasties, they are repair patches to keep her t*ts from deflating!

    Reply to Moobies
  27. November 3, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    so legit its ridic says:

    I bought these puppies to do distract you from my tranny like face……IT WORKED.

    Reply to so legit its ridic
  28. November 3, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    rock n roll says:

    I gotta say, those are some nice t*ts! Who wouldnt do this chick?!

    Reply to rock n roll
  29. November 3, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    ?? says:

    purple crayon? i dont get it lol

    Reply to ??
  30. November 3, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    LOL says:

    I actully know this girl…she got her boob job in june…still droppin! This picture is just a really bad angle of her…who cares tho really…and whoever posted this picture obviously photoshoped her to make it look worst than it is!!! HATERS.

    Reply to LOL
    • November 3, 2009 at 8:51 pm

      Crashdaddy says:

      Yup…you’re right…we hate bad boob-jobs. Remember…if you’re going to show ‘em, somebody, somewhere, is going to photograph them and post them on the internet. And we’re gonna laugh :)

      Reply to Crashdaddy
  31. November 3, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    N-Pazi says:

    She got the bruise to take attention away from her face

    Reply to N-Pazi
  32. November 3, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Scott says:

    Tits Ahoy!

    Reply to Scott
  33. November 3, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    Arms too scrawny to help move says:

    Machine Gun Jubblies!? GRRR BABY, VERY GRRR!!!

    Reply to Arms too scrawny to help move
  34. November 3, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    Maverickman says:

    “If you lay your head on them, you can hear the Ocean!!”

    Reply to Maverickman
  35. November 3, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Maverickman says:

    “!SEAMEN…man your battle stations”

    Reply to Maverickman
  36. November 3, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    Nick says:

    “please don’t stare at my boobs, please don’t stare at my boobs, look at my oddly shaped face not my f*ucked up boobs”

    Reply to Nick
  37. November 3, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    Ex Lax says:

    if you like these you’ll love my greger

    Reply to Ex Lax
  38. November 3, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    cowboyo says:

    Good thing I had those 6 other udders removed.

    Reply to cowboyo
  39. November 3, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    gildog says:

    Anyone wanna pop my two pimples

    Reply to gildog
  40. November 3, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    jtt says:

    do you like my new mood boobs. purple means i’m horny.

    Reply to jtt
  41. November 3, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    jtt says:

    milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.

    Reply to jtt
  42. November 3, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    zeeb says:

    If only there were more purple crayons I could’ve finished before Halloween.

    Reply to zeeb
  43. November 3, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    mr happy says:

    “if you stare at my breasts and my nose long enough….you will see my body part appear to juggle!”

    Reply to mr happy
  44. November 3, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    Tom says:

    Rubber baby buggy bumpers!

    Reply to Tom
  45. November 3, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    BadBobbyK says:

    You can land a Fighter Jet between those torpedos.

    Reply to BadBobbyK
  46. November 3, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    M.P. says:

    Plus EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW’s

    Reply to M.P.
  47. November 3, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    Pedro the Pirate says:

    ” In an emergency water evacuation, she can be used as a flotation device”

    Reply to Pedro the Pirate
  48. November 4, 2009 at 12:18 am

    chonga78 says:

    swollen TITS!

    Reply to chonga78
  49. November 4, 2009 at 12:37 am

    IpornAZ says:

    Bush and chaney were lookin in the wrong place. Support our troops!

    Reply to IpornAZ
  50. November 4, 2009 at 3:33 am

    widebuffalo says:

    You know, I would like to put my arms around that girl and hold her close – just to see what would happen.

    Reply to widebuffalo

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