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Torpedoes? Please be funny and not racist.
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Why did I have that black taco from taco bell before going out?




BAHAHAHA says:
Circus is in town “see the worlds first purple boob”
to BAHAHAHAHarmonica says:
Prime example of why you don’t get a boob job the day before Halloween. You need to give them time to drop.
to Harmonicasusanna says:
ho kidding it looks painful! They are purple looking!
to susannasusanna says:
*no
to susannaTank A says:
Hey, who wants to sit on my face?
to Tank Avegass says:
Basketball boobs are so yesterday, what do you think of my new football boobs?
to vegass770 says:
This dude painted his boobs are pink for breast cancer awareness month
to 770Bupster says:
Fire torpedo one! Fire Torpedo two! The Angel next to her says: “You missed you bimbo, that was a waste of Money for those things”
to Bupsterwtf is that says:
Man the torpedoes!!! No…. Seriously….. Man the torpedoes!
to wtf is thatO-face says:
If you cover her head, it looks like a surprised muppet character.
to O-faceCrashdaddy says:
We have a winner!!!
to CrashdaddyI hear Ya says:
dum b^t$# they haven’t even dropped yet!!!
to I hear YaAwww says:
WOW someone put her on here…wow haters seriously!
to Awwwnasty nate says:
looks like the start of the pig sickness
to nasty natescary girl says:
that girl looks like a horse and her tits look like utters!
to scary girlEmmo says:
Do you think the package it came in advertised that the tie fits in refund gaps?
to EmmoIDOITS says:
wow whoever put her on here is a douchebaggg haterrrr!! get over urself
to IDOITSDouble B says:
Plaid is so out.
to Double BBillyBlaze says:
You sunk my battleship
to BillyBlazekchic says:
so thats how i got my black eyes last night…..
to kchicmr happy says:
“my cosmetic surgeon? his name is dr. ito sakamori….he used to design torpedos….why do you ask?”
to mr happyNavyguy says:
Red rocket!!
to Navyguydirrty daily says:
i still see bruising, not sure if the bandages were ready to come off…
to dirrty dailyHHlive says:
“a-hem,…excuse me?! but my clown boobs are down there! Why are you looking a my face!?”
to HHlivedirrty daily says:
f*ck a purple nurple, someone squshed the whole thing!
to dirrty dailydirrty daily says:
someone colored them titties with a purple crayon, i decided.
to dirrty dailyHHlive says:
boobs brought to you by the susan g. komen foundation.
to HHliveang420 says:
Now those are some torpedos you can really motorboat.
to ang420Moobies says:
Those aren’t pasties, they are repair patches to keep her t*ts from deflating!
to Moobiesso legit its ridic says:
I bought these puppies to do distract you from my tranny like face……IT WORKED.
to so legit its ridicrock n roll says:
I gotta say, those are some nice t*ts! Who wouldnt do this chick?!
to rock n roll?? says:
purple crayon? i dont get it lol
to ??LOL says:
I actully know this girl…she got her boob job in june…still droppin! This picture is just a really bad angle of her…who cares tho really…and whoever posted this picture obviously photoshoped her to make it look worst than it is!!! HATERS.
to LOLCrashdaddy says:
Yup…you’re right…we hate bad boob-jobs. Remember…if you’re going to show ‘em, somebody, somewhere, is going to photograph them and post them on the internet. And we’re gonna laugh
to CrashdaddyN-Pazi says:
She got the bruise to take attention away from her face
to N-PaziScott says:
Tits Ahoy!
to ScottArms too scrawny to help move says:
Machine Gun Jubblies!? GRRR BABY, VERY GRRR!!!
to Arms too scrawny to help moveMaverickman says:
“If you lay your head on them, you can hear the Ocean!!”
to MaverickmanMaverickman says:
“!SEAMEN…man your battle stations”
to MaverickmanNick says:
“please don’t stare at my boobs, please don’t stare at my boobs, look at my oddly shaped face not my f*ucked up boobs”
to NickEx Lax says:
if you like these you’ll love my greger
to Ex Laxcowboyo says:
Good thing I had those 6 other udders removed.
to cowboyogildog says:
Anyone wanna pop my two pimples
to gildogjtt says:
do you like my new mood boobs. purple means i’m horny.
to jttjtt says:
milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.
to jttzeeb says:
If only there were more purple crayons I could’ve finished before Halloween.
to zeebmr happy says:
“if you stare at my breasts and my nose long enough….you will see my body part appear to juggle!”
to mr happyTom says:
Rubber baby buggy bumpers!
to TomBadBobbyK says:
You can land a Fighter Jet between those torpedos.
to BadBobbyKM.P. says:
Plus EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW’s
to M.P.Pedro the Pirate says:
” In an emergency water evacuation, she can be used as a flotation device”
to Pedro the Piratechonga78 says:
swollen TITS!
to chonga78IpornAZ says:
Bush and chaney were lookin in the wrong place. Support our troops!
to IpornAZwidebuffalo says:
You know, I would like to put my arms around that girl and hold her close – just to see what would happen.
to widebuffalo