Caption Of The Day


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Nipples Playing Hide And Seek? Please be funny and not racist.

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Those aren’t pasties, they are repair patches to keep her t*ts from deflating!


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  1. November 4, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    lotsofluck says:

    Disadvantages of being short here…….It smells awful!!

    Reply to lotsofluck
  2. November 4, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    yay says:

    My post made it to caption of the day :) I don’t even know the girl’s name i was just wondering what happened to her nipples.. they seem to be MIA.

    Reply to yay
  3. November 4, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    Bupster says:

    I photoshopped my nips out of the pic because I thought they were un-attractive……………

    Reply to Bupster
  4. November 4, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    wee man says:

    is that indian chief smeagol in the background?

    Reply to wee man
  5. November 4, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Nik's Greg says:

    Yes darling, I’m a debutante. Even my nipples go south for the winter!

    Reply to Nik's Greg
  6. November 4, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    deric4real says:

    I wonder if she watches NIP/tuck??..

    Reply to deric4real
  7. November 4, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    Anonymous says:

    WTF HAPPENED TO HER NIPPLES

    Reply to Anonymous
  8. November 4, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    ...... says:

    biggest C@k3 heads of atx

    Reply to ......
  9. November 4, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    vegass says:

    3 Trannies and a manny

    Reply to vegass
  10. November 4, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Nicky Diz says:

    Jon Gosselin will hit on anything…

    Reply to Nicky Diz
  11. November 4, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Gugs says:

    The all male remake of “Charlie’s Angels”

    Reply to Gugs
  12. November 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    colonel dirty says:

    what are the people in the background looking for

    Reply to colonel dirty
  13. November 4, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    Wang Dang Dong says:

    Would you like to see my Orangina?

    Reply to Wang Dang Dong
  14. November 4, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    Muffins says:

    He’s so gey, he doesn’t know what to do down there!

    Reply to Muffins
  15. November 4, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    Muffins says:

    *gay

    Reply to Muffins
  16. November 4, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    Maverickman says:

    Do your………nipples hang low do they wobble to and fro…can you tie them in a …………………….

    Reply to Maverickman
  17. November 4, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    Maverickman says:

    I LOVE Raisins

    Reply to Maverickman
  18. November 4, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    my scissors are broken says:

    And this my friends……is why you always hold a water balloon at the bottom when filling it……..stretch and break………

    Reply to my scissors are broken
  19. November 4, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    Who??? Cares! says:

    The new show on CBS “3 1/2 men”

    Reply to Who??? Cares!
  20. November 4, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    Tom says:

    Being a shoe salesman is a great job!

    Reply to Tom
  21. November 5, 2009 at 1:28 am

    Nik Snitchie says:

    I got $5 that says the guy in the back on the right is passing out roofies.

    Reply to Nik Snitchie
  22. November 5, 2009 at 7:23 am

    Cappig says:

    The reason women prefer women.

    Reply to Cappig
  23. November 5, 2009 at 8:18 am

    dirtyrat says:

    sweet sport coat john mayer

    Reply to dirtyrat
  24. November 5, 2009 at 9:06 am

    heidster says:

    The o.r. has a 5-second-rule?

    Reply to heidster
  25. November 5, 2009 at 9:50 am

    boo yah says:

    The great douchetini, “Now that Ive made her nipples disappear, Im going to make a bottle of cheapo Wrecktem wine re-appear, can you guess where my hand is?????? HMmmm…

    Reply to boo yah
  26. November 5, 2009 at 10:11 am

    GROSS! says:

    All of them are soooo disgusting! Hector is gross. No nips is a walking STD. And the other two are a little bit of both! Your new boob job doesn’t make you any better looking….sorry honey. ;)

    Reply to GROSS!
  27. November 5, 2009 at 11:47 am

    28IF says:

    In an attempt to fix its reputation, Bar Charlotte institutes mandatory greg inspections for all bottle rats.

    Reply to 28IF
  28. November 5, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    That guy says:

    I know my watch is somewhere up here

    Reply to That guy
  29. November 10, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    oh my says:

    these post are the funniest I’ve seen in a while….

    Reply to oh my
  30. November 12, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    Anon says:

    Is that Emily? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That chick is a coke-whore SKANK!!!! HAHAHAHAHAA

    Reply to Anon
  31. November 15, 2009 at 7:18 am

    Friend of Girls!!! says:

    Funny you hide behind your anonymity when you post hurtful false SH*T about other people! That officially makes you a f*cking loser! I’m talking to you Anon!!!! Get a life! I’m sure you’re the whoring c*ke head douche!

    Reply to Friend of Girls!!!
  32. November 18, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    Milo Durst says:

    For the record, I’m totally “Team Firecrotch.”

    Reply to Milo Durst
  33. December 27, 2009 at 11:01 am

    hoootz says:

    haha i work with that girl at hooters on lakecreek
    her names jessica

    Reply to hoootz
  34. February 1, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    tallxcore says:

    AHAHA that is a big cokehead group indeed. If im not mistaken the dude at the bottom is named Hector and lives in a apartment off 6th street n invites anyone and everyone to do coke all night long at his place. trash

    Reply to tallxcore

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