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I Got A Grill, No Doubt I’m Hood? Please be funny and not racist.

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  1. November 10, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    John the Head says:

    Flava Flav…..ain’t got sh*t on me!

    Reply to John the Head
  2. November 10, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    lotsofluck says:

    Manny Ramirez 5 years from now with same post steriod “skin condition” as Sammy Sosa!!!!

    Reply to lotsofluck
  3. November 10, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    YAHOO says:

    just sittin here holding the fort down waiting on my bff b rabbit…yo anyone saw him yet?

    Reply to YAHOO
  4. November 10, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    Brandon says:

    Hi my prison name is “two hole” . Whichever way I turn I am f*cked.

    Reply to Brandon
  5. November 10, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Sergio says:

    No worries bro…my wife beaters stretch out when I rock them 4 days in a row too!

    Reply to Sergio
  6. November 10, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    dirtmerchant says:

    One legged wankster

    Reply to dirtmerchant
  7. November 10, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    M.P. says:

    Wut hat happen wuz…no wut i’m sayin?

    Reply to M.P.
  8. November 10, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I gets mad respek from tha brotha’s, naa mean

    Reply to Anonymous
  9. November 10, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    James says:

    I’m F*cking retarted

    Reply to James
  10. November 10, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    OoooNooo! says:

    Tells everyone he lost his leg during the last Gang War (really lost it sledding last winter)

    Reply to OoooNooo!
  11. November 10, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    STL says:

    Is that KFed after the diet? Looks like he forgot to get new clothes for his new frame.

    Reply to STL
  12. November 10, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    PalmBeachPrincess says:

    I’M SOOOOO HOOOOODDDDD ! ! !

    Reply to PalmBeachPrincess
  13. November 10, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    alex says:

    kevin federline lost some weight?

    Reply to alex
  14. November 10, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Nebraska where the N stands for Knowledge! says:

    Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual.

    Reply to Nebraska where the N stands for Knowledge!
  15. November 10, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    abmortal says:

    see what the “G-NO-MO” diet can do for you…

    Reply to abmortal
  16. November 10, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    SoMac says:

    Generation Next!

    Reply to SoMac
  17. November 10, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    abmortal says:

    I lost this leg in a gangfight. I can still hip hop after yo ass!

    Reply to abmortal
  18. November 10, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    JRC says:

    Simple: What an asshole.

    Reply to JRC
  19. November 10, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    Detroit SGM says:

    Mommy says I can’t come out to play today.

    Reply to Detroit SGM
  20. November 10, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    BallsDeep13 says:

    Yo yo……Where my homies at? I’m almost out of cigarillos and bic pens. I need a few more to finish this fly ass praying hands tat.

    Reply to BallsDeep13
  21. November 10, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    Steviep777 says:

    Lieutenant Dan: I am living off the government tit! Sucking it dry!

    Reply to Steviep777
    • November 10, 2009 at 8:43 pm

      Paco says:

      Hahaha. There is some funny comments on this caption of the day but this one takes the cake. You beat me to the Lieutenant Dan bit.

      Reply to Paco
  22. November 10, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    Bible Belter says:

    I decided to go as Kevin Federline for Halloween this year.

    Reply to Bible Belter
  23. November 10, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    nasty nate says:

    i am the new captin jack sparrow

    Reply to nasty nate
  24. November 10, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    O'malley says:

    Hurry take the picture my Nana needs her scarf and her teeth back!!

    Reply to O'malley
  25. November 10, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    Alliedgardens says:

    if jon gosselin went gangster

    Reply to Alliedgardens
  26. November 10, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    buttalegs says:

    prime example of giving up on life

    Reply to buttalegs
  27. November 10, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    Nik's Greg says:

    Yo Dog, you got any floss? Some electroplate got stuck between my teef.

    Reply to Nik's Greg
  28. November 10, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    BillyBlaze says:

    Bawitaba

    Reply to BillyBlaze
  29. November 10, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    LA'sRaper #8 says:

    “What it do its Paul Wall…?”

    Reply to LA'sRaper #8
  30. November 10, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    lmao!!!! says:

    my name is Johnny would you like a std?

    Reply to lmao!!!!
  31. November 10, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    loose thug says:

    i dont know what it is but ever since i been little i just been wantin to be thug

    Reply to loose thug
  32. November 10, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    HaHa says:

    Wanna be a baller?

    Reply to HaHa
  33. November 10, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    LivingLegend says:

    Introducing t-shirt head gear! Perfect for when having one leg and being tatted up doesn’t get you the attention you deserve…

    Reply to LivingLegend
  34. November 10, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    STR8UP says:

    I only got one toof but it’s gold

    Reply to STR8UP
  35. November 10, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Evil One says:

    Kid Kock….Devil without a clue

    Reply to Evil One
  36. November 10, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    Im8kItRain says:

    McDonald’s employee of the month!

    Reply to Im8kItRain
  37. November 10, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    DC Raunch says:

    Mexican Dentist

    Reply to DC Raunch
  38. November 10, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Jer World says:

    I’d leave my own caption but I just got these braces tightened.

    Reply to Jer World
  39. November 10, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    nic says:

    pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpinnnn!

    Reply to nic
  40. November 10, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    O-face says:

    Nothing says Gangsta like a nub for a leg, Sharpie tattoos, and being just taller than the light switch.

    Reply to O-face
  41. November 10, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    Mojay says:

    Where’s “LaFawnduh”? Peace out.

    Reply to Mojay
  42. November 10, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    wee man says:

    Walmart has magic markers on sale this week in Glendale I see

    Reply to wee man
  43. November 10, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    joeboy says:

    grand master stump

    Reply to joeboy
  44. November 10, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    LeRoy says:

    Lieutenant Dan. Want some Ice Cream?

    Reply to LeRoy
  45. November 10, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    ...chi... says:

    This what a color blind thug looks like when he dresses like pippy longstocking for halloween…

    Reply to ...chi...
  46. November 10, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    Ben says:

    Yeah… Ross sells grills!

    Reply to Ben
  47. November 10, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    Baller22 says:

    LOOK it Lil’ Wayne’s white twin.

    Reply to Baller22
  48. November 10, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    Charlie Day says:

    Nik Ritchie if Al Gore didn’t invent the internet…pimpin in Mission Viejo.

    Reply to Charlie Day
  49. November 10, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    Evlis, The King says:

    You can pick me up wif the compliment “Nice Tooth”

    Reply to Evlis, The King
  50. November 10, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    MDM says:

    pretty fly for a white guy

    Reply to MDM

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