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  1. November 12, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Fred says:

    This guy is one disgusting piece of dog puke. His blog sucks as all he can talk about is other guys tools and getting cash help to some negro with his hands out , please hep us, organization.

    He is a talentless jerk who is worth a million times less than one of NIKS morning droppings.

    Reply to Fred
  2. November 12, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    WAYNE-O says:

    thats one rotten fruit!

    Reply to WAYNE-O
  3. November 12, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    IbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:

    As modern man and science has advanced, unfortunately natural selection and weeding out the weak, has regressed.

    Reply to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD
  4. November 12, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Anonymous says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Reply to Anonymous
  5. November 12, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    IbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:

    You think he looks sad, you should see Nik’s face, when he realizes that only blue cups are served in Atlantic City.

    Reply to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD
  6. November 12, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    Nik Snitchie says:

    The one blogger who has most definately been penis slapped by a shim.

    Reply to Nik Snitchie
  7. November 12, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    Nulland Void says:

    Looks like someone got their Malibu Barbie taken away for not playing nice.

    Reply to Nulland Void
  8. November 12, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    sparky says:

    lopeyed & lipstick wearin’ cheesecake

    Reply to sparky
  9. November 12, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    SPLIFFSMOMMY says:

    WAH,WAH,WAH….how can a guy take it up the azz but cry like a girl over a bitch slap?

    Reply to SPLIFFSMOMMY
  10. November 12, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    Estelle says:

    Perez after he found out he was too gay even for lady gaga.

    Reply to Estelle
  11. November 12, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    Shuffle Demon says:

    ” Perez Cosmetics, They take a beating .. But Still stay on on “

    Reply to Shuffle Demon
  12. November 12, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    Douche-B-gone says:

    Day two of no facials

    Reply to Douche-B-gone
  13. November 12, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    triz says:

    Does this haircut make me look fat?

    Reply to triz
  14. November 12, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    Dirty Kimmy says:

    Sometimes you gotta put a bitch in his place…….

    Reply to Dirty Kimmy
  15. November 12, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Slick says:

    Help…..I was just raped by Megan Fox!!!!!!!

    Reply to Slick
  16. November 12, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    shutupnsukit says:

    after realizing that Nik Richie is now the king of the blog!!!!!

    Reply to shutupnsukit
  17. November 12, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    canmiser says:

    Bad Hair Day=Bad Life!

    Reply to canmiser
  18. November 12, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    B-Rad says:

    This guy looks like a real c*ck sucker.

    Reply to B-Rad
  19. November 12, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    Sejanus says:

    Finding out your gay boyfriend won’t marry you even though it could be legal someday….priceless.

    Reply to Sejanus
  20. November 12, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    Dreamer says:

    This is your face on dick… get the picture?

    Reply to Dreamer
  21. November 12, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    bullz-eye says:

    I’m just wondering if there is any real difference between Perez and Nik, besides the fact that one of them is gay.

    Reply to bullz-eye
  22. November 12, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    Bung Hole says:

    Pissed off as Nik said NO.

    Reply to Bung Hole
  23. November 12, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    Bung Hole says:

    Bummed as the “Dude” he hooked up with was really a girl!

    Reply to Bung Hole
  24. November 12, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    Anonymous says:

    HATE CRIME VICTIM

    Reply to Anonymous
  25. November 12, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Please stop littering america’s highways…oh, wait, wrong cheif.

    Reply to Anonymous
  26. November 12, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    Carrie Prejean.... says:

    Why the long face?

    Reply to Carrie Prejean....
  27. November 12, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    STR8UP says:

    That Punk really got rocked

    Reply to STR8UP
  28. November 12, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    mr happy says:

    arriving too late for his colonic appointment, the reality that perez would remain plugged for another evening, ruined his day.

    Reply to mr happy
  29. November 12, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    neil says:

    la faggotola

    Reply to neil
  30. November 12, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    425 says:

    Donkey Punch?

    Reply to 425
  31. November 12, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    Dan H. says:

    This is what it looks like to lose on the TV show “Is my dick bigger than a 5th grader.”

    Reply to Dan H.
  32. November 12, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Got Fag?

    Reply to Anonymous
  33. November 12, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    jtt says:

    you seen one dick and you’ve seen them all.

    Reply to jtt
  34. November 12, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I’m a little bitch… and I still can’t shut the f*ck up.

    Reply to Anonymous
  35. November 12, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    San Marcos, TX says:

    Why do you make me hurt myself, Nik? Why?

    Reply to San Marcos, TX
  36. November 12, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    cal says:

    Droop a-long lost ricochet rabbit

    Reply to cal
  37. November 12, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    the reason is you. says:

    best news i had received in a long time

    Reply to the reason is you.
  38. November 12, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    Dirty09 says:

    Douchefag awareness week has started

    Reply to Dirty09
  39. November 12, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    Maverickman says:

    Jersey Motel 6

    Reply to Maverickman
  40. November 12, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    Muzz says:

    Hello, my name is Perez and I am a pole smoker.

    Reply to Muzz
  41. November 12, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    NOLA says:

    And the winner of the chick fight is….not him.

    Reply to NOLA
  42. November 13, 2009 at 1:06 am

    KingMarthaStewart says:

    I dunno Nik, Perez is way more powerful and richer than you…He averages 8 million page reads a day….what do you average?

    Reply to KingMarthaStewart
  43. November 13, 2009 at 1:07 am

    colonel dirty says:

    id be sad too if i looked that way

    Reply to colonel dirty
  44. November 13, 2009 at 1:30 am

    AP75 says:

    And they said ribbed was for pleasure

    Reply to AP75
  45. November 13, 2009 at 2:38 am

    DJ the real one says:

    Someone should really tell Perez red highlights went out in the 90′s.

    Reply to DJ the real one
  46. November 13, 2009 at 2:41 am

    Sussa says:

    G-girl, minus the MAC forcefield.

    Reply to Sussa
  47. November 13, 2009 at 4:18 am

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    DIRT NASTY and Andy Milonakis birth child..

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  48. November 13, 2009 at 7:39 am

    cabear says:

    I don’t like clowns , clowns are scarey

    Reply to cabear
  49. November 13, 2009 at 7:41 am

    get a life! says:

    Good case of a albino gorilla!!

    Reply to get a life!
  50. November 13, 2009 at 7:51 am

    Fargin Bastige says:

    Perez Hilton is a giant dwarf.

    Reply to Fargin Bastige

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