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Fred says:
This guy is one disgusting piece of dog puke. His blog sucks as all he can talk about is other guys tools and getting cash help to some negro with his hands out , please hep us, organization.
He is a talentless jerk who is worth a million times less than one of NIKS morning droppings.
to FredWAYNE-O says:
thats one rotten fruit!
to WAYNE-OIbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:
As modern man and science has advanced, unfortunately natural selection and weeding out the weak, has regressed.
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLDAnonymous says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
to AnonymousIbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:
You think he looks sad, you should see Nik’s face, when he realizes that only blue cups are served in Atlantic City.
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLDNik Snitchie says:
The one blogger who has most definately been penis slapped by a shim.
to Nik SnitchieNulland Void says:
Looks like someone got their Malibu Barbie taken away for not playing nice.
to Nulland Voidsparky says:
lopeyed & lipstick wearin’ cheesecake
to sparkySPLIFFSMOMMY says:
WAH,WAH,WAH….how can a guy take it up the azz but cry like a girl over a bitch slap?
to SPLIFFSMOMMYEstelle says:
Perez after he found out he was too gay even for lady gaga.
to EstelleShuffle Demon says:
” Perez Cosmetics, They take a beating .. But Still stay on on “
to Shuffle DemonDouche-B-gone says:
Day two of no facials
to Douche-B-gonetriz says:
Does this haircut make me look fat?
to trizDirty Kimmy says:
Sometimes you gotta put a bitch in his place…….
to Dirty KimmySlick says:
Help…..I was just raped by Megan Fox!!!!!!!
to Slickshutupnsukit says:
after realizing that Nik Richie is now the king of the blog!!!!!
to shutupnsukitcanmiser says:
Bad Hair Day=Bad Life!
to canmiserB-Rad says:
This guy looks like a real c*ck sucker.
to B-RadSejanus says:
Finding out your gay boyfriend won’t marry you even though it could be legal someday….priceless.
to SejanusDreamer says:
This is your face on dick… get the picture?
to Dreamerbullz-eye says:
I’m just wondering if there is any real difference between Perez and Nik, besides the fact that one of them is gay.
to bullz-eyeBung Hole says:
Pissed off as Nik said NO.
to Bung HoleBung Hole says:
Bummed as the “Dude” he hooked up with was really a girl!
to Bung HoleAnonymous says:
HATE CRIME VICTIM
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Please stop littering america’s highways…oh, wait, wrong cheif.
to AnonymousCarrie Prejean.... says:
Why the long face?
to Carrie Prejean....STR8UP says:
That Punk really got rocked
to STR8UPmr happy says:
arriving too late for his colonic appointment, the reality that perez would remain plugged for another evening, ruined his day.
to mr happyneil says:
la faggotola
to neil425 says:
Donkey Punch?
to 425Dan H. says:
This is what it looks like to lose on the TV show “Is my dick bigger than a 5th grader.”
to Dan H.Anonymous says:
Got Fag?
to Anonymousjtt says:
you seen one dick and you’ve seen them all.
to jttAnonymous says:
I’m a little bitch… and I still can’t shut the f*ck up.
to AnonymousSan Marcos, TX says:
Why do you make me hurt myself, Nik? Why?
to San Marcos, TXcal says:
Droop a-long lost ricochet rabbit
to calthe reason is you. says:
best news i had received in a long time
to the reason is you.Dirty09 says:
Douchefag awareness week has started
to Dirty09Maverickman says:
Jersey Motel 6
to MaverickmanMuzz says:
Hello, my name is Perez and I am a pole smoker.
to MuzzNOLA says:
And the winner of the chick fight is….not him.
to NOLAKingMarthaStewart says:
I dunno Nik, Perez is way more powerful and richer than you…He averages 8 million page reads a day….what do you average?
to KingMarthaStewartcolonel dirty says:
id be sad too if i looked that way
to colonel dirtyAP75 says:
And they said ribbed was for pleasure
to AP75DJ the real one says:
Someone should really tell Perez red highlights went out in the 90′s.
to DJ the real oneSussa says:
G-girl, minus the MAC forcefield.
to Sussa20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
DIRT NASTY and Andy Milonakis birth child..
to 20K-MILLIONAIREcabear says:
I don’t like clowns , clowns are scarey
to cabearget a life! says:
Good case of a albino gorilla!!
to get a life!Fargin Bastige says:
Perez Hilton is a giant dwarf.
to Fargin Bastige