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  1. November 13, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    2punk says:

    UMPA LUMPAS Illigit Kids

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  2. November 13, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    Milo Durst says:

    WTF! Did the guy on the right put axle grease in his hair? His roots are black, but he frosted them and used bronzer. Definitely forgy.

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  3. November 13, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    repitup says:

    the power went out on the spray tan machines while in progress

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  4. November 13, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    =] says:

    Sunset Tan owners kids?

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  5. November 13, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    me says:

    Children Of The Cornhole

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  6. November 13, 2009 at 11:46 pm

    me says:

    Chernobyl Club Promoters

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  7. November 13, 2009 at 11:49 pm

    me says:

    Dumb And Dumber

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  8. November 14, 2009 at 12:03 am

    KingMarthaStewart says:

    …And you thought Veruca Salt left that factory without a parting gift…

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  9. November 14, 2009 at 12:14 am

    Lynn says:

    Yes, we are fawmers of the corn fields

    Reply to Lynn
  10. November 14, 2009 at 1:25 am

    Braveheart says:

    You can take my soul but you can never take my freedom!

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  11. November 14, 2009 at 1:47 am

    John the Head says:

    This what happens when you try to smoke pumpkin seeds.

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  12. November 14, 2009 at 3:14 am

    james says:

    oompa loompas going for the “scene” look

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  13. November 14, 2009 at 3:19 am

    Carrie in Dublin says:

    Jedward in 10 years after Louie has tossed them aside…my peeps in the UK and Ireland will know what’s up.

    Reply to Carrie in Dublin
  14. November 14, 2009 at 10:36 am

    johneelush says:

    The Emo movement just took the next step and added the new style…….2 tone tan jobs. Guys it didn’t work in the 90′s with car paint jobs…….

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  15. November 14, 2009 at 10:58 am

    lol says:

    i dont think they had enuf money to get the rest of their bodies spray tanned.
    but nice try ;)

    Reply to lol
  16. November 14, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    xxx says:

    i think walgreens ran out of rub-on tanning lotion.

    Reply to xxx
  17. November 14, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    Anonymous says:

    it looks like even Willi Wonka is using genetic modification these days

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  18. November 14, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    trevor says:

    shoe shine boys

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  19. November 14, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Anonymous says:

    The Holiday Committee didn’t realize Bobbing for Apples is in water and not motor oil. Apologies to our top finishers.

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  20. November 14, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    River Ratt says:

    The double blind study results of a high pressure carrot juice enema.

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  21. November 14, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    smacktalk says:

    holy sh*t

    Reply to smacktalk
  22. November 14, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    OCTrout says:

    Sunset Tan’s latest marketing campaign… two douche spray tans for the price of one.

    Reply to OCTrout
  23. November 14, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    Rosered says:

    Pass the QT…

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  24. November 14, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    cabear says:

    See there is a great pumpkin Charlie Brown actually two of them

    Reply to cabear
  25. November 14, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    Sejanus says:

    The Oompa Loompa makeover

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  26. November 15, 2009 at 3:15 am

    KoZ says:

    This was the most thoughtful way to hide the “cold sores” they gave each other.

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  27. November 15, 2009 at 10:18 am

    that one guy says:

    Spray on farmer tans, the new way to say you’re gay!

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  28. November 15, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    AP says:

    Don’t do 69 when you both have the runs.

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  29. November 15, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    b says:

    What happens when Oompa Loompas and guidos f*ck?

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  30. November 15, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    Classick says:

    Swallowing Emo Loads=Juandice

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  31. November 15, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    Zach says:

    Willy Wonka’s latest experiment trying to cross an oompa loompa with the gays

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  32. November 15, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    johnnyblaze says:

    Bacon Brothers

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  33. November 15, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    tee nagga says:

    The only pool these guido Brits take a dip into is a pool of Frog’s greg juice that they use to style their fresh cuts

    Reply to tee nagga
  34. November 16, 2009 at 2:28 am

    Hollz Ballz says:

    Oompa Loompas gone metro sexual!

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  35. November 16, 2009 at 6:52 am

    Wow Wow says:

    You’re face doesn’t match your neck. Go back to Highschool. Take an Art Class and Shade that Sh*t!

    Reply to Wow Wow
  36. November 16, 2009 at 9:02 am

    BTP says:

    Hans and Vetor the techno twins at the club.

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  37. November 16, 2009 at 9:35 am

    earl duke says:

    WHITE PEOPLE AND ORANGE PEOPLE= STUPID ASSH*LES!!

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  38. November 16, 2009 at 9:53 am

    MoneyB says:

    The difference between a brown nose and a sh*t head is depth perception.

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  39. November 16, 2009 at 9:53 am

    MoneyB says:

    The difference between a brown nose and a sh*t head is depth perception. These two need lasik.

    Reply to MoneyB
  40. November 16, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    Benny says:

    And we all thought Willy Wonka’s oompa loompas were legit munchkins. What a bust.

    Reply to Benny
  41. November 16, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    Im8kItRain says:

    My name is Hans and this is Franz and if you can’t tell by our faces were are the ambiguously gay duo!

    Reply to Im8kItRain
  42. November 17, 2009 at 1:25 am

    dyno says:

    Kevin Bacons

    Reply to dyno
  43. November 18, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    Milo Durst says:

    Looks like they’re primed and ready to get some Mary Kate & Ashley poontang.

    Reply to Milo Durst
  44. November 22, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    livin legend says:

    I like wearing short sleeved turtle neck shirts while sleep’n in the tan booth at night…. twin remix they look like euro-douche bags

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