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The result of a nutsack to the face.




2punk says:
UMPA LUMPAS Illigit Kids
to 2punkMilo Durst says:
WTF! Did the guy on the right put axle grease in his hair? His roots are black, but he frosted them and used bronzer. Definitely forgy.
to Milo Durstrepitup says:
the power went out on the spray tan machines while in progress
to repitup=] says:
Sunset Tan owners kids?
to =]me says:
Children Of The Cornhole
to meme says:
Chernobyl Club Promoters
to meme says:
Dumb And Dumber
to meKingMarthaStewart says:
…And you thought Veruca Salt left that factory without a parting gift…
to KingMarthaStewartLynn says:
Yes, we are fawmers of the corn fields
to LynnBraveheart says:
You can take my soul but you can never take my freedom!
to BraveheartJohn the Head says:
This what happens when you try to smoke pumpkin seeds.
to John the Headjames says:
oompa loompas going for the “scene” look
to jamesCarrie in Dublin says:
Jedward in 10 years after Louie has tossed them aside…my peeps in the UK and Ireland will know what’s up.
to Carrie in Dublinjohneelush says:
The Emo movement just took the next step and added the new style…….2 tone tan jobs. Guys it didn’t work in the 90′s with car paint jobs…….
to johneelushlol says:
i dont think they had enuf money to get the rest of their bodies spray tanned.
to lolbut nice try
xxx says:
i think walgreens ran out of rub-on tanning lotion.
to xxxAnonymous says:
it looks like even Willi Wonka is using genetic modification these days
to Anonymoustrevor says:
shoe shine boys
to trevorAnonymous says:
The Holiday Committee didn’t realize Bobbing for Apples is in water and not motor oil. Apologies to our top finishers.
to AnonymousRiver Ratt says:
The double blind study results of a high pressure carrot juice enema.
to River Rattsmacktalk says:
holy sh*t
to smacktalkOCTrout says:
Sunset Tan’s latest marketing campaign… two douche spray tans for the price of one.
to OCTroutRosered says:
Pass the QT…
to Roseredcabear says:
See there is a great pumpkin Charlie Brown actually two of them
to cabearSejanus says:
The Oompa Loompa makeover
to SejanusKoZ says:
This was the most thoughtful way to hide the “cold sores” they gave each other.
to KoZthat one guy says:
Spray on farmer tans, the new way to say you’re gay!
to that one guyAP says:
Don’t do 69 when you both have the runs.
to APb says:
What happens when Oompa Loompas and guidos f*ck?
to bClassick says:
Swallowing Emo Loads=Juandice
to ClassickZach says:
Willy Wonka’s latest experiment trying to cross an oompa loompa with the gays
to Zachjohnnyblaze says:
Bacon Brothers
to johnnyblazetee nagga says:
The only pool these guido Brits take a dip into is a pool of Frog’s greg juice that they use to style their fresh cuts
to tee naggaHollz Ballz says:
Oompa Loompas gone metro sexual!
to Hollz BallzWow Wow says:
You’re face doesn’t match your neck. Go back to Highschool. Take an Art Class and Shade that Sh*t!
to Wow WowBTP says:
Hans and Vetor the techno twins at the club.
to BTPearl duke says:
WHITE PEOPLE AND ORANGE PEOPLE= STUPID ASSH*LES!!
to earl dukeMoneyB says:
The difference between a brown nose and a sh*t head is depth perception.
to MoneyBMoneyB says:
The difference between a brown nose and a sh*t head is depth perception. These two need lasik.
to MoneyBBenny says:
And we all thought Willy Wonka’s oompa loompas were legit munchkins. What a bust.
to BennyIm8kItRain says:
My name is Hans and this is Franz and if you can’t tell by our faces were are the ambiguously gay duo!
to Im8kItRaindyno says:
Kevin Bacons
to dynoMilo Durst says:
Looks like they’re primed and ready to get some Mary Kate & Ashley poontang.
to Milo Durstlivin legend says:
I like wearing short sleeved turtle neck shirts while sleep’n in the tan booth at night…. twin remix they look like euro-douche bags
to livin legend