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The result of a nutsack to the face.


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  1. November 13, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    rjg504 says:

    Still got the Joe Dirt tan line I see!

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  2. November 13, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    Stevie says:

    Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee…..If you’re a Douche you’ll be orange like me

    Reply to Stevie
  3. November 13, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Brantastic says:

    Is this considered a farmers tan?

    Reply to Brantastic
  4. November 13, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    jessica says:

    oompa loompa doopity DON’T

    Reply to jessica
  5. November 13, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    BadBobbyK says:

    Orange you glad, you’re not like these guys?

    Reply to BadBobbyK
  6. November 13, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    BeCe Babe says:

    Please tell me someone did that to them while they were passed out!

    Reply to BeCe Babe
  7. November 13, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    Wang Dang Dong says:

    Even our mother can’t tell us apart.

    Reply to Wang Dang Dong
  8. November 13, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    me says:

    new speices?

    Reply to me
  9. November 13, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    Milwaukee Dirty.... says:

    If WILSON’s Faternal TWIN Brothers Spaldings that were searching for him when he was marroned on the deserted island with Tom Hanks…

    SPALLLLLDDDDIIIINNNNGGGGG

    Reply to Milwaukee Dirty....
  10. November 13, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    Koolaid says:

    “Bro…..’Two guys one cup’ was the best pre-game party idea ever!!!”

    Reply to Koolaid
  11. November 13, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Dan H. says:

    This is what happens when you do a break dance head spin on some dudes asshole.

    Reply to Dan H.
  12. November 13, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    haha says:

    From Dude where’s my Car (the two Alien Forgy’s) “I banish you to Hoboken New Jersey!”

    Reply to haha
  13. November 13, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    dale of scotts says:

    looks like Lord of the Rings IV is shooting in Jersey, hey Frodo?

    Reply to dale of scotts
  14. November 13, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    DZ says:

    Gotta be Swedish or Norweign….Girls are hot but guys are such losers!

    Reply to DZ
  15. November 13, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    EXAFSP says:

    Oompa Loompas grow up!!!

    Reply to EXAFSP
  16. November 13, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    bint says:

    guess you had a good trip to jersey nik

    Reply to bint
  17. November 13, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    For Love of the Game says:

    Looks like Nelson is trying to make a comeback!

    Reply to For Love of the Game
  18. November 13, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    b-lo says:

    The result of these two rubbing their brown eyes on each other’s faces

    Reply to b-lo
  19. November 13, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    Drinkman says:

    Ahhh EXAFSP I was just about to say that…DAMN IT!!!!

    Reply to Drinkman
  20. November 13, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    M.P. says:

    I have notihng but a ROFL!

    Reply to M.P.
  21. November 13, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Ben says:

    Heck yeah we look good!

    Reply to Ben
  22. November 13, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    Nik Snitchie says:

    How the hell do you end up with a farmers tan when using spray on tan? I bet both their crotches are orange from sucking each other off.

    Reply to Nik Snitchie
  23. November 13, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    Candice143 says:

    Guido #1 “F*ck man I ran out of self tanner! How are we gonna go to The Pool???
    Guido #2 “Its cool bro, well just use my brothers carrot babyfood!”
    Guido #1 “Dude what would I do without u?!”
    ——Fist pump—-

    Reply to Candice143
  24. November 13, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    JohnDoe24 says:

    Like Hefner before him, Wonka lost his empire.

    Reply to JohnDoe24
  25. November 13, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    SRL says:

    Looks like Screech is still selling that zit cream

    Reply to SRL
  26. November 13, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    Crewrunnin says:

    I didnt know being a raging douche was a lifrstyle…..

    Reply to Crewrunnin
  27. November 13, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    rat says:

    you would think while the block head on the left was putty knife-ing self tanner on his face, he would have given his t-shirt tan line a quick touch up. he must of thought it was a reflection off of his frosted mullet.

    Reply to rat
  28. November 13, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    Nulland Void says:

    In the past couple of weeks, we’ve seen the African American community up in arms over white people dressing up in black face. Do you think Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo is up in arms over these guys dressing up in brown face?

    Reply to Nulland Void
  29. November 13, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    haterade says:

    I think we missed a spot…

    Reply to haterade
  30. November 13, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    adam says:

    cheetah twins

    Reply to adam
  31. November 13, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    Ha says:

    Its former Dirty Celeb “Gumby” and his gay hair stylist buddy.

    Reply to Ha
  32. November 13, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Duke says:

    They both look like the guy who plays Harry Potter’s sidekick, except the orange slid off the hair, down to the face.

    Reply to Duke
  33. November 13, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    Bung Hole says:

    Amish Gone Wild!!!

    Reply to Bung Hole
  34. November 13, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    NYCexec says:

    Thanks for putting my submission as the Quote of the Day…(sarcasm) What a waste of an email. Least you could do is hook up an SGM shirt.

    Reply to NYCexec
  35. November 13, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    lildanker says:

    Look what happens to your skin when your head is always up your ass!

    Reply to lildanker
  36. November 13, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    let get it on says:

    Exmaple Mix Breed: orange race & white people.

    Reply to let get it on
  37. November 13, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    PsychoBetty says:

    I told you we should have taken our turtle Halloween costumes off before we tanned dude!

    Reply to PsychoBetty
  38. November 13, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    Kat says:

    Wanna see a dirty joke?

    Reply to Kat
  39. November 13, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    LOLZ says:

    Shirt tan.

    Reply to LOLZ
  40. November 13, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    E-google-izer... says:

    Care Bear Stare!!!!

    Reply to E-google-izer...
  41. November 13, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    PhillySean says:

    I can’t believe Nelson had twins!!!!!

    Reply to PhillySean
  42. November 13, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    IpornAZ says:

    Oompa loompa doompa dee doo, my farmers tan is darker than yours…oompa loompa doompa dee doo, if your from jersey this might be you… what do you get when you spray on your tan…2 douchey guidos with no 10 year plan.

    Reply to IpornAZ
  43. November 13, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Oom-pa loom-pa doopty gay

    Reply to Anonymous
  44. November 13, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    Skippy McGee says:

    These guys want Jim Zorn fired too.

    Reply to Skippy McGee
  45. November 13, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    westside says:

    we tagged teamed a pumpkin

    Reply to westside
  46. November 13, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    Le Grenouille says:

    Meet the first graduating class from Frog’s “No. 1″ Workout DVD Academy!

    Reply to Le Grenouille
  47. November 13, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    KDIZZLL says:

    FIERCE FARMERS TAN.

    Reply to KDIZZLL
  48. November 13, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    mr happy says:

    not having enough for tan-in-a-can, franz and his twin thought no one would notice if they used tomato soup

    Reply to mr happy
  49. November 13, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    colonel dirty says:

    oompa loompa oompa di doo never sleep with an oompa loompa or you’ll end up like this

    Reply to colonel dirty
  50. November 13, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    Redmesa says:

    When jack-o-lanterns attack.

    Reply to Redmesa

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