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Praying to the God of leopard print

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  1. November 16, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    wee man says:

    i pray i dont get drunk and bang either of these shims tonight

    Reply to wee man
  2. November 16, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    STR8UP says:

    I guess he’s trying to feel the beat

    Reply to STR8UP
  3. November 16, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    The Freshmaker says:

    If I close my eyes, act like I am rolling then the fat chicks will leave me alone.

    Reply to The Freshmaker
  4. November 16, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    cougar cutie says:

    Jesus, I called unto you, to save these wretched souls!! You weren’t listening- I decided.

    Reply to cougar cutie
  5. November 16, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    Giuliano says:

    Two Green Obamas later….

    Reply to Giuliano
  6. November 16, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    CJ says:

    STOP! Hamma Time

    Reply to CJ
  7. November 16, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    hELLO kITTY says:

    Blonde Bambi: Yo mama’s so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!

    Jesus Dancer: Hallelujah, I second that!

    Reply to hELLO kITTY
  8. November 16, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    h00man K@ramian (google search my name) says:

    RAISE YOUR HAND IF H00MAN BLEW YOU!

    Reply to h00man K@ramian (google search my name)
  9. November 16, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    cougar cutie says:

    Beam me up, Scottie!

    Reply to cougar cutie
  10. November 16, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    Patrick says:

    Raise your hand if you are secretly thinking about hooking up with leopard print!

    Reply to Patrick
  11. November 16, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    Windy MA says:

    Wait a goddam minute! Who put a load in my Club Cup and why does it taste familiar???

    Reply to Windy MA
  12. November 16, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Bupster says:

    After realizing that he just hooked up with the ugliest shims in the place, He prays for better trim…….

    Reply to Bupster
  13. November 16, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    BB0T says:

    Raise your hand if you like *the Dirty* jungle ladies

    Reply to BB0T
  14. November 16, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    Banker says:

    “Save me from this cougar fight and I’ll never drink again!”

    Reply to Banker
  15. November 16, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    canmiser says:

    No pictures please! I don’t want to end up on “The Dirty”

    Reply to canmiser
  16. November 16, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    Itsjust4tonight says:

    DJ- “Everyone that’s drunk Close your eyes… Now raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to blow yourself.”

    Reply to Itsjust4tonight
  17. November 16, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    CandyMan says:

    I am going to get laid for getting out on this dance floor and looking like a goob, right?

    Reply to CandyMan
  18. November 16, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    wich one of you dudes hasnt banged Nik yet??

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  19. November 16, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    Alliedgardens says:

    “I farted”

    Reply to Alliedgardens
  20. November 16, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Dear Jesus, I said I wanted to visit a Leper Colony!!!!!

    Reply to Anonymous
  21. November 16, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    Maverickman69er says:

    Jesus, I said a Leper Colony!!!!!!

    Reply to Maverickman69er
  22. November 16, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    reignking says:

    i hear jimmy!

    Reply to reignking
  23. November 16, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    Alex says:

    FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I HAVE SINNED!

    Reply to Alex
  24. November 16, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    jtt says:

    put your hand down. for the fifth time you can’t go to the bathroom!

    Reply to jtt
  25. November 17, 2009 at 12:05 am

    PureGold says:

    [Invoking the spirit of Miles from the Rock church] “Dear Lord God, I pray for the Miss Goodfinger’s in this room. Show me the way… I mean show them the way… I mean… Show me the DIRTY today!”

    Reply to PureGold
  26. November 17, 2009 at 12:39 am

    IpornAZ says:

    Thats what every lame rapper means by puttin your hands in the air like you just don’t care

    Reply to IpornAZ
  27. November 17, 2009 at 1:38 am

    John the Head says:

    Nice ass in the upper left hand corner.

    Reply to John the Head
  28. November 17, 2009 at 9:59 am

    10K Millionaire says:

    ALL HAIL THE RED CUP!!!!!

    Reply to 10K Millionaire
  29. November 17, 2009 at 10:00 am

    10K Millionaire says:

    Round and Round I go…wherever my hand stops nobody knows…and hopefully nobody knows I went home with her!!!!!

    Reply to 10K Millionaire
  30. November 17, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    JasonAz says:

    Rumspringa!

    Reply to JasonAz
  31. November 17, 2009 at 11:11 pm

    G.L. says:

    Gee willigers Batman, there turning into ghost!!!

    Reply to G.L.

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