Caption Of The Day


Whats that smell?

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No One Wants A Noddle Lap Dance? Please be funny and not racist.

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By morning time we will have been Bent, Visined, and left wondering why.


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  1. November 18, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    Alex N says:

    “I’m sorry Daddy.. I swear I wont touch your inflatable 2:30 am Bar pickup girl again.. please make it stop!!!”"

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  2. November 18, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    TxAg says:

    I thought Asian pussy was supposed to smile at me.

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  3. November 18, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    Man says:

    Grossssssss!………It really is sideways

    Reply to Man
  4. November 18, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    DC Raunch says:

    Theres an App for THAT????

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  5. November 18, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    DC Raunch says:

    Yes, Yes, it smells like bass…eww git it away! I’m a fixin’ to catch hell fire from the “boys” for this one!

    Reply to DC Raunch
  6. November 18, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    FLC says:

    he ordered kung pao and got a limp noodle

    Reply to FLC
  7. November 18, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    Nazi Killer says:

    I’am a white male I can only get hard if a little boy’s a$$ is stuck in my face

    Reply to Nazi Killer
  8. November 18, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    Milo Durst says:

    Realizing her biological clock is ticking, comedianne Margaret Cho tries one last chance at conceiving a baby.

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  9. November 18, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    Milo Durst says:

    Even more embarassing than the Miss America Carrie Prejean tapes were Connie Chung’s casting couch tapes.

    Reply to Milo Durst
  10. November 18, 2009 at 10:31 pm

    Wang Dang Dong says:

    Nerds gone wild.

    Reply to Wang Dang Dong
  11. November 18, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    Nik is a fag! says:

    Learn to spell noodle dumb ass!!!! So you are more ignorant than you look! SMH

    Reply to Nik is a fag!
  12. November 18, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    Banger says:

    This is a pay back for Vietnam white boy!

    Reply to Banger
  13. November 19, 2009 at 12:47 am

    Seapickle says:

    Dirty Army Lesson 137: Even red necks know, don’t ignore the noodle smell.

    Reply to Seapickle
  14. November 19, 2009 at 1:24 am

    Jfizz says:

    “This noodle is definitely not going to be turning me straight.”

    Reply to Jfizz
  15. November 19, 2009 at 2:04 am

    MDM says:

    the inspiration for ethnic cleansing

    Reply to MDM
  16. November 19, 2009 at 6:59 am

    Ryan says:

    Don’t look into the eye!!!!

    Reply to Ryan
  17. November 19, 2009 at 7:43 am

    Smell says:

    She ripped one in his face.

    Reply to Smell
  18. November 19, 2009 at 8:47 am

    djliku says:

    I didn’t order the poo poo platter!!!

    Reply to djliku
  19. November 19, 2009 at 8:52 am

    SD KMAN says:

    This bachelor party is going to suck

    Reply to SD KMAN
  20. November 19, 2009 at 10:39 am

    big billy says:

    BOOO….. YOU HAVE A NOODLE HANGING OUTA YOUR WOO…

    Reply to big billy
  21. November 19, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    Benny says:

    Where’s the cup?

    Reply to Benny
  22. November 19, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    KcGirl says:

    Love his expression on his face

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  23. November 19, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    CandyMan says:

    That’ll cure a case of Asian Flu…

    or

    Does she think I’m black?

    Reply to CandyMan
  24. August 16, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    TK says:

    I said i am alergic to asian take-out!

    Reply to TK
  25. September 8, 2010 at 12:29 am

    Yo says:

    Ewww mom can I get the Bird Flu from clothing? Somebody get my purell; it’s by my Rogaine in the medicine chest. Not being racist, but was her grandpa the blind guy in Kung Fu?—-those eyes look pretty familiar.

    Reply to Yo

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