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No One Wants A Noddle Lap Dance? Please be funny and not racist.
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By morning time we will have been Bent, Visined, and left wondering why.




Alex N says:
“I’m sorry Daddy.. I swear I wont touch your inflatable 2:30 am Bar pickup girl again.. please make it stop!!!”"
to Alex NTxAg says:
I thought Asian pussy was supposed to smile at me.
to TxAgMan says:
Grossssssss!………It really is sideways
to ManDC Raunch says:
Theres an App for THAT????
to DC RaunchDC Raunch says:
Yes, Yes, it smells like bass…eww git it away! I’m a fixin’ to catch hell fire from the “boys” for this one!
to DC RaunchFLC says:
he ordered kung pao and got a limp noodle
to FLCNazi Killer says:
I’am a white male I can only get hard if a little boy’s a$$ is stuck in my face
to Nazi KillerMilo Durst says:
Realizing her biological clock is ticking, comedianne Margaret Cho tries one last chance at conceiving a baby.
to Milo DurstMilo Durst says:
Even more embarassing than the Miss America Carrie Prejean tapes were Connie Chung’s casting couch tapes.
to Milo DurstWang Dang Dong says:
Nerds gone wild.
to Wang Dang DongNik is a fag! says:
Learn to spell noodle dumb ass!!!! So you are more ignorant than you look! SMH
to Nik is a fag!Banger says:
This is a pay back for Vietnam white boy!
to BangerSeapickle says:
Dirty Army Lesson 137: Even red necks know, don’t ignore the noodle smell.
to SeapickleJfizz says:
“This noodle is definitely not going to be turning me straight.”
to JfizzMDM says:
the inspiration for ethnic cleansing
to MDMRyan says:
Don’t look into the eye!!!!
to RyanSmell says:
She ripped one in his face.
to Smelldjliku says:
I didn’t order the poo poo platter!!!
to djlikuSD KMAN says:
This bachelor party is going to suck
to SD KMANbig billy says:
BOOO….. YOU HAVE A NOODLE HANGING OUTA YOUR WOO…
to big billyBenny says:
Where’s the cup?
to BennyKcGirl says:
Love his expression on his face
to KcGirlCandyMan says:
That’ll cure a case of Asian Flu…
or
Does she think I’m black?
to CandyManTK says:
I said i am alergic to asian take-out!
to TKYo says:
Ewww mom can I get the Bird Flu from clothing? Somebody get my purell; it’s by my Rogaine in the medicine chest. Not being racist, but was her grandpa the blind guy in Kung Fu?—-those eyes look pretty familiar.
to Yo