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What Happened To Her Scent? Please be funny and not racist.
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Sir Serpe about to release his dogs on Nik!
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phileblunt says:
Oh God my fingers smell like noodles.
to philebluntJRC says:
And then suddenly, the groom pulled down his pants…..
to JRCbuttplug says:
Who had the fried rice?
to buttplugNeil $tarks says:
Kangaroid finally settles down….
to Neil $tarksvegass says:
Mom and dads pre-marriage sex talk
to vegassem says:
give her the shocker!
to emDik Itchie says:
Man who go to bed with itchy asshole wake up with stinky finger.
to Dik ItchieBupster says:
” See this is what I have to smell the rest of my so called life!” Bride says: “DAMN! I feel sorry for you, look what you got yourself into!”
to BupsterA says:
“my noodle is this big”…
to A813Angel says:
Take my word – It smells better than it tastes
to 813AngelNEWPIE says:
Two in the pink…. but I’ll be damned if you think I am sticking one in the stink.
to NEWPIEso legit its ridic says:
Yup, she gotta it from her daddy!
to so legit its ridicso legit its ridic says:
How do I claim my prize?! Under ten attempts and a winner, niiiice.
to so legit its ridicBanger says:
I told you to douche, not to marry a douche!
to Bangerblowj says:
Stink finger….me so horny
to blowjScottyB says:
oh wait its 2 in the pink not the stink
to ScottyBwee man says:
when he sticks two fingers in grab his c*ck like this
to wee manfunny guy says:
I ordered Chicken, this is fish damn it….
to funny guyMDWife says:
No sale! This does not smell like virgin to me!!!
to MDWifeMojay says:
Why does it smell like purple crayon and not noodles?!?!?!?!
to MojayKung Pao Stench says:
Two noodles? Can you imagine what their home smells like?
to Kung Pao Stench....... says:
Two in the pink=one big stink
to .......Momo Olia says:
Perfume?
to Momo OliaI thought Noodle scents was the wedding theme..
I'm With Stupid------> says:
The second he said I do, her scent got stronger.
to I'm With Stupid------>Taco Salad says:
Why didn’t you tell me before the wedding that your mother was moving in with us?
to Taco Saladcolonel dirty says:
I SMELL TACO SAUCE!!!!
to colonel dirtyThe Donk says:
Don’t let spoiled noodles ruin your day.
to The DonkDiesel says:
It’s two in the pink, not two in the stink.
to DieselDiesel says:
Too bookoo.
to DieselBadBobbyK says:
“she no like smell after shocka”
to BadBobbyKPsychoBetty says:
No… groom… it is TWO IN THE PINK!
to PsychoBettyfactfinder says:
Your dick is this big!!!!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Oh no! We were holding off having sex until our wedding night tonight, what have I gotten myself into?
Ehhhh! Fawk off, Ill finger bang her like this if she not into my little weiner!
to factfinderjackson says:
I get two finga up ther now. Before I only get one finga. You bang my daughta before wedding! I going to stick my two finga up you now!
to jacksoncal says:
She’s no virgin!!! Smell my fingers!
to calroad kill says:
small like FISH—-
to road killjtt says:
give me two fingers of noodles please?
to jttjtt says:
so, this is what virgin p*ssy smells like?
to jttjtt says:
ya, i bet my two fingers shes not.
to jttjtt says:
jon gosslin with his daughter and his new wife on wedding day.
to jttjtt says:
wash those fingers before you steal icing off the wedding cake.
to jttjtt says:
hey!, george lopez is having a party!!!!
to jtttbag says:
i saw this pic on awkward family photos today
to tbagXenu says:
Implying that Asians smell like noodles IS racist! So Nik, why the proviso “don’t be racist” when you are racist about Asians each time you talk about them smelling like “noodles?”
to XenuWang Dang Dong says:
That’s the last time I order the Pu Pu Platter.
to Wang Dang DongWojo says:
Smell my fingers. Virgin I tell ya. 100% tip free…
to WojoAce Hardy The one man party says:
The brides parents are swingers….. and thats one happy invisible couple up there with them
to Ace Hardy The one man partyjohn says:
I gotta put these fingers where??
to johnOuch says:
Oy, I no rikey stinky finger brast
to Ouch=] says:
Kate and Jon Gosselin before the Hollywood makeover.
to =]Da Nati says:
Mom – “It’s ok honey, MY smell on your husbands fingers will go away eventually”.
to Da Naticabear says:
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eilene
to cabearWhat do you call a Jalanese girl with one leg shorter than the other? Irene