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  1. November 27, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    hey says:

    sam from wish in dallas is fat.

    thats my comment about this.

    Reply to hey
  2. November 27, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    CandyMan says:

    I can’t wait to bite his little Greg for this.

    Reply to CandyMan
  3. November 27, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    Truth says:

    Now THAT’s how you keep a black man from stealing your beer!

    Reply to Truth
  4. November 27, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    Ace Hardy The one man party says:

    the dog was dumb as a rock when he was alive….. but now that ive stuffed him i taught him to hold my beer for me

    Reply to Ace Hardy The one man party
  5. November 27, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    halecjaclyn says:

    after brutus died we missed him so much we had him made into a coffee table

    Reply to halecjaclyn
  6. November 27, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    Rick OShea says:

    Man’s best Bud?

    Reply to Rick OShea
  7. November 27, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    Its Drai says:

    Just in time for Christmas, the official Michael Vick coffee table.

    Reply to Its Drai
  8. November 27, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    earl duke says says:

    Its BBD bitch!! Big Black Di-k!! Im sure you and your mama can handle it!!

    Reply to earl duke says
  9. November 27, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    NiKi King says:

    Sit Uboo Sit.Good Dog.

    Reply to NiKi King
    • March 16, 2010 at 10:33 am

      mod hater says:

      Is this the same white trash nikiking from zynga? If it is, you’re a moronic $9 an hour sheep

      Reply to mod hater
  10. November 27, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    meat bone says:

    Budweiser is for the gays.. Not trying to be funny either

    Reply to meat bone
  11. November 27, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    toomuch says:

    LOOK NIK CAN BALANCE A BEER ON THIS FORHEAD!!!

    Reply to toomuch
  12. November 27, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Unknown says:

    Maybe if I stare at it long enough, it will turn into Bud Light Lime!! WHAT SON??

    Reply to Unknown
  13. November 27, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Aj says:

    I hate my owner!

    Reply to Aj
  14. November 27, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    KobeMan says:

    If that’s not enough, I’ll say my A-B-C’s. Now give me another beer.

    Reply to KobeMan
  15. November 27, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Maverickman69er says:

    I’d like to see the house Kitty do this,… where is that little pussy?

    Reply to Maverickman69er
  16. November 27, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    Maverickman69er says:

    Beer Me!!

    Reply to Maverickman69er
  17. November 27, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    wee man says:

    do not want: will trade for bud light lime

    Reply to wee man
  18. November 27, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    Bay Area says:

    Dog got skills…

    Reply to Bay Area
  19. November 27, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Sejanus says:

    The latest tool to help those end alcoholism….

    Take a drink….I DARE YOU.

    Reply to Sejanus
  20. November 27, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    MyGregIsBIGGER says:

    I got rescued from the shelter to be their beer bitch

    Reply to MyGregIsBIGGER
  21. November 27, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    IbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:

    If it were a microbrew, he would flip it up off his snout, then chug it.

    Reply to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD
  22. November 27, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    IbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:

    This poor b*tch is confused about how to be a dirty celeb, you need to put drugs up your nose, not on it.

    Reply to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD
  23. November 27, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    StevieG says:

    Thats what I call a good beer bitch!

    Reply to StevieG
  24. November 27, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    jeff says:

    mike vick’s beer koozie

    Reply to jeff
  25. November 27, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    Fenton says:

    Let’s see how much this jackass likes the present I left in his shoe……

    Reply to Fenton
  26. November 27, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    deekhead says:

    frog’s dog.

    Reply to deekhead
  27. November 27, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    blueberry hill says:

    Peta gone wild!!

    Reply to blueberry hill
  28. November 27, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    Elvis, The King says:

    Anything but a Budweiser! He’s gonna die for this one!!

    Reply to Elvis, The King
  29. November 27, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    CS says:

    Just wait til you see what my girl can do.

    Reply to CS
  30. November 27, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    big al says:

    I wish the old lady would get home. This is her job, not mine

    Reply to big al
  31. November 27, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    muffins says:

    Now that’s what I call perfect facial structure.

    Reply to muffins
  32. November 27, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    douchebags allover says:

    they taught it this right after the peanut butter trick

    Reply to douchebags allover
  33. November 27, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    Politico Pablo says:

    Hey!, you think this is easy?
    Don’t be jerking me around, where’s the Kimble & Bits you promised?

    Reply to Politico Pablo
  34. November 27, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    STONE says:

    Because
    U
    Deserve
    What
    Every
    Individual
    Should
    Ever
    Receive

    Reply to STONE
  35. November 27, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    cabear says:

    The REAL joke is there is no ideal woman at least the dog doens’t talk back

    Reply to cabear
  36. November 27, 2009 at 11:58 pm

    IReallyEnjoyWater says:

    The ONE DOG smart enough to think of a trick good enough to keep himself out of the ring at Vick’s place.

    Reply to IReallyEnjoyWater
  37. November 28, 2009 at 4:18 am

    IpornAZ says:

    With the golidays around the corner tavidermy isn’t a bad idea

    Reply to IpornAZ
  38. November 28, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    jtt says:

    come on vick, i dare you!!!!

    Reply to jtt
  39. November 29, 2009 at 6:24 am

    Big Dick Cheney says:

    My master, Leper makes me do this. Then she smears her private parts with peanut butter and we have licky time.

    Reply to Big Dick Cheney
  40. November 29, 2009 at 9:41 am

    Detroit SGM says:

    I hope my master’s next girlfriend has a flat head!

    Reply to Detroit SGM
  41. November 30, 2009 at 10:50 am

    fa show says:

    A screen shot from T-Girl’s appearance on David Letterman’s Stupid Human Tricks

    Reply to fa show
  42. December 1, 2009 at 2:53 am

    VENTURE says:

    Now straighten my collar b*tch!

    Reply to VENTURE
  43. December 1, 2009 at 3:59 am

    Carmen San Diego says:

    ahhh mazing. best dog evah

    Reply to Carmen San Diego
  44. December 1, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    jose cuervo says:

    otra cerveza por favor” lol…

    Reply to jose cuervo
  45. January 29, 2010 at 11:59 am

    UNT says:

    waaaaaait for it…..

    Reply to UNT

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