Corporate Reject
Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | November 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please welcome Fat Joe to the dirty. Where do I begin…he’s a 28 year old “corporate” reject. He claimes to make millions working at the Home Depot. Obviously all he can afford is a fake gold chain to match his yellow teeth….look at that grill. I would hate to have to make-out with him bc his huge nose would get in the way. I think he still may be a virgin.
Let me guess… he lives in his mom’s basement surfing porn all day.- nik
mr break your girls ass in says:
Wow nik this cat got more fans then u. Looks like its time to put the site for sale. From what’s been said it looks like u have a potential buyer. Come out from under the cubical and and live a little. Sure its like living in witness protection. Wouldn’t it be nice to buy your hoe a burger with out worring whose ordering behind u. especially when your site post pictures of people more famous then u. Wait till your daughter gets kidnaped and some post pictures of your uncle johnny puting his thumb in her ass. I bet that would get a ton of hits for your site, I’m sure u wouldn’t mind selling her out for a few hits on your page. Ahahahaha nik I see u. Ill make your girls throat famous. U wouldn’t be talking shit when someone got the thumper to your dome, open wide nikki
to mr break your girls ass inmr break your girls ass in says:
Lil niki looks like this guy got more fans then you. Don’t be mad cause your uncle freddy used to tug on your balls when your a kid and now you can’t stand people who are successful. Must be sad to wake up every day and be surrounded by hate and not to mention with your dads cock resting on your chin. Guys like u don’t last long in chicago. U might not wanna burn bridges that easy, u never know maybe he could have got ya a job pushing carts. . Wait till someone gets a hold of your daughter and post pics of her getting thumbed in the ass and let’s see how many comments that attracts.
to mr break your girls ass inmr break your girls ass in says:
Lil niki looks like this guy got more fans then you. Don’t be mad cause your uncle freddy used to tug on your balls when your a kid and now you can’t stand people who are successful. Must be sad to wake up every day and be surrounded by hate and not to mention with your dads cock resting on your chin. Guys like u don’t last long in chicago. U might not wanna burn bridges that easy, u never know maybe he could have got ya a job pushing carts. . Wait till someone gets a hold of your daughter and post pics of her getting thumbed in the ass and let’s see how many comments that attracts. 312 stand up. Nikki come out from behind that cubical and underneath that lap top. Time to makes moves and get a job with some bennies and a 401k. Its rough out there I don’t blame u
to mr break your girls ass inKate says:
Wow you guys are something else. How old are you? I never would have thought any of you would be so lame. Jenna is a sweetheart. It’s sad that you guys are making fun of someone on a website. Grow some balls and say it to their face. You act like hard asses but have to run your mouth on this f*cked up site. Just because you have nothing better to do doesn’t make it right to make fun of someone you once called a friend. So how about you all shut up and get a life!!!!!!!!
to Katebucu says:
Lol geeks….jus keepin it reel lol. don be hatin on joey cuz he got mad runners cuz lol. for reel joey the loff is siiick and you got it goin on done let them hatez get at cha lol. this is like bein famos only in a bad way famo lol. dont let it slow you down geek lol. you keep hustlin and bustlin and grow that musslin lol. we strate aight lol??
to bucualbert says:
Jenna has slept with joes whole crew! Even Jennas friends are pretty easy… Katie- Fat bustdown, Jeanettee- Bustdown + Psycho Path, Kristin Hnatio- Looks like a retarded fat pig. Angie Vita, ugly scumbag, that had a baby at age 14. That whole group is ugly and lame..
to albertloc says:
I fingered jenna, When I looked at my fingers afterwards, I had pooh on them…. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
to locloosers says:
Do any of you fags know how to speak English? Do you really live by what P-Diddy does or says? You are almost 30. Grow up! Your whole crew has to be the biggest bunch of losers I have ever seen in my life. Can you try any harder or talk any more ghetto fab? You live in Orland Park, IL not the ghetto or Hollywood. You’re not famous by being on the dirty. Your on the dirty because your a dbag. This shit is hilarious; I have never seen anyone try to act so cool in their life. Only H.S. kids.
to loosersyep says:
ahh kate did u realize that joe is the one on the website. who cares about the BLONDETERSLOBs. im pretty sure anyone who has said something has nothing to hide. what is there to hide besides the fact that there is a coward who posted pics and wont be a man. just cause one of your brother low life friends thought he was funny and wanted to post a pic and try to expose joe not knowing that jenna has more baggage and is hiding the fact that jenna is a homie hopper. i mean we did see bj making out with her at the birthday party just 12 hours after swallowing someone elses cock. family first, man up thats gross. dude is making out with 3 dicks at once.
to yepshe broken my happy home says:
figures joey that the bimbos are trying to play the victim card after they got exposed. i mean my BOYFRIEND was in a relationship with me when he had a one night stand with that pig. team joey all the way. anyway!! thanks joey for helping moms with the paint today. keep your head up.
to she broken my happy homemiller time says:
u would think that the poor kid after 9 years would have had a chance to bang her in the ass instead of me after one night. tight lil ass.
to miller timeteamjojo says:
no one cares about you to or what u guys got going on. bottom line someone was trying to be sneaky and attack joe out of all people. bottom line is theses girls dont know how to act and there friends and boyfriends are blaming joe and friends for the girls being hoes. just throw em to the curb and let another crew run through em.
to teamjojomartin says:
jenna is thirsty!! She and her crew are fat sluts!! Hit the gym ladies, please… Ive seen pictures of you guys in bikini’s, NOT GOOD!! Take this winter, and get rid of those cum bellys!!!
to martinKate says:
Go ahead call me whatever you want Joe and your stupid ass friends. I can give two shits what you f*cks think about me. I’m done with this shit. If you want to talk shit to me or my brother give us a call.
to KateJenna says:
The bottom line Joe is that you are a complete psycopath. You are the only person writing these awful things about me. And all I have to say is this….I have no baggage! I have nothing to hide! You are the only lunatic that thinks that my past is a problem. Sorry I wasn’t a virgin when we started. Any normal person wouldn’t expect me to be. But because you have severe self esteem issues, for obvious reasons and maybe your parents didn’t love you enough, you were always concentrating on my past. Prob wonderin if you were ever good enough…..WELL…YOU WEREN’T! If you were, I wouldn’t have chosen BJ over you. If I still wanted you, I would still be coming over every night, cuddling with you and making you feel better about yourself. MOVE ON! I HAVE. Why are you so obsessed with me?? ITS OVER!!!! And just an FYI-Me and my girls would never do anything like this. Bj and his friends would never do anything like this. One its just plain evil. Two we have class. Three we would never waste our time doing it. Why don’t you look to your friends to figure out who did it. Funny thing is that when I talk to all of your friends (o yeah they are still calling and texting me, like buddies do) they have the same suspect/suspects in minds. They all bring up who they think did it, without me even asking. How did you even find out about this?? Let me guess…one of your so called buddies told you. So I would have thought that when u started pointing fingers the best place to have looked was within your group. And as far as that goes, I feel bad for you cause your friends continue to call and text and some continue to make fun of you behind your back….I think we can all figure out who that is…prob the same person who did this to you.
to JennaAnd as far as my friends go…..how dare you say anything about them. They are better people than you will ever be. We all have jobs. We all have degrees. We all own our cars. Most of us live on our own….which is all way more than I can say about any of your friends. You guys are almost 30 an
the loft says:
The fish tank is dirty, clean it…
to the loftthe loft says:
be nice to joey…. okkkk, he didnt do anything wrong! He gave you a nice bed to sleep in, dont be an orphan, be greatful! Purple monkey dishwasher
to the loftddddddd says:
Joey, yo bed would not even fit two peep! Jenna u lucky u movin up from corporate store manager at the home depot! Joey, as store manager, u wear those orange aprons? Very corporate! I’m sure all the “runners” go to Home Depot looking for you to take care of them. You’re truly a legend aren’t you! Too bad you don’t have the “Idol” status. You’re not Arabian enough and don’t work at a cell phone shop.
to ddddddddammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! says:
You just put the smack down!
to dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!IDOL says:
Dear DDDDDDD,
to IDOLYou clearly are obsessed with me and I have no clue? Please read my one post on here its about Joe and only Joe. Now this the second time you are dragging me into your replies??? Who are you and whats your problem? YOu know who I am who are you?
bj... says:
Joe, Im callin you out right now!! Anytime, Anywhere, Come talk this shit to my face, cause ill drop you!! You know where to find me, and dont run and hide like you always do to avoid me
to bj...would the real phat joe please stand up says:
First of all I’ve never made any comments on here I can care less what everyone has to say. Now obbvisisly that jenna wants to call me out for no reason and make it personal I think I shall answer to her comments .
I can care less about you I said everything I needed to say to your face and don’t need to expose to everyone on here. Second don’t make me look like a stalker and everything u say Is a lie. I’m the one who blocked u from face book, had to call T-mobile two block both your emails and your phone number cause u would not stop mesging me. I have email confirmation from customer care if u wanna see. I also have videos and pictures galoore so if I wanted to I can be an ass and expose them but not we all know I won’t cause not a hater and don’t got time for this. Instead Ill use em to jerk off to so thanks.
The problem wasn’t you being a virgin, the problem was how I’ve seen random dudes scoop u from bars and have one night stands with u on yazzens garage floor. Which is no big deal do your thing. But when u won’t leave for A week that’s a problem. Ill bang u but sorry toots u aint getting anything more then that. This aint a hotel so sleep at home for once. I haven’t and will not respond again on this website its means nothing to me. My friends and I are the first to bust each others balls and this is not differnt then tagging a facebook picture. I really think its funny that it happened but won’t participate and explain myself or disrespect anyone to a audience so once again way to be weak minded and make the first move. u made this a bigger issue for your self. I never posted shit on here. I know the public would handle it for me. No need for me to try and post back or publicly try to ruin some ones image. Especially one who is weak and can’t handle it.
to would the real phat joe please stand upthis is a roast on me so stop stealin my spotlight get your own page. Every one knows I won’t retilate and honsety don’t care about this whole situation. I got plenty of self esteme and the most cocky S.O.B out there. I thi
runner says:
Its ok ill take your spot I like the boys
to runneroknow says:
i never got a chicken wrap when i was there.
to oknowbobby says:
does this gilr ever go to napervile. would love for me and my friends to get a shot
to bobbyddddddddd says:
Idol you suck fag nice name loser
to dddddddddIDOL says:
Stop saying my name stalker.
to IDOLBTW who is this?
OH wait your a coward.
Go back to your hole troll
ddddddddd says:
yo idol sign my balls fag
to ddddddddddepartment mgr says:
Thanks for the promotion. We love u babe. HD
to department mgrthe real dddddddddddd says:
Marwan…the Arabian Idol of all Dbags. My name is Jennifer, you creped on my friends and I the other week. We would not touch you with a ten foot pole and you just don’t know when to stop. When you and your looser friends are taking pictures of each other (the paparazzi) you are throwing up gang signs wile your fat role is hanging out of your shirt. Yeah the shirt you got at Target that is two sizes too small. Stay home at your house with your mommy and daddy so you can quit being a creep. You really are the Arabian Idol of all Dbags aren’t you! I cant wait to see the next tool bag sh*t you write to try and look cool!
to the real ddddddddddddbaldy the eagle says:
Nice seeing u guys. To much fun
to baldy the eagledddddddddddd says:
suck my dick idol
to ddddddddddddanti idol says:
I’m gonna get u
to anti idolLock Jaw "Runner" says:
Joe taught me everything that’s why I am his #1 Runner! Come on Skanks join the Homie Hopper Marathon.
to Lock Jaw "Runner"Lock Jaw "Runner" says:
Phat Joe is a nice guy he taught everything I know. Now I am his #1 Runner. Phuck all you FAT B*TCHES who hate on him. Come along and join the Homie Hopper Marathon. Who knows he might buy you a burrito to widen you stomach’s out some more you Phucking Sk*nks. BTW Jenna Did you fall asleep in the tanning bed, cause you sure look like a piece of burnt fried chicken. Phat Joe your Famous!!!
to Lock Jaw "Runner"campaign 2012 says:
Vote for idol
to campaign 2012Sundawg says:
Joe u da man…..brush these fools off!!
to Sundawgafterhours says:
U can’t on this dude to much credit. Trt again haters. Ig u give respect you get respect.
to afterhourswtf says:
I used to live next down the street from her in junior high. All the neighborhood guys used to take her to her friends tree house. She was so experinced at a young age. Seems like every other week she would be getting with a differnt friend. I never had a chance, I had a gf and she wouldn’t let me talk to her. Glad to see that she hasn’t changed much. We had so much fun, where is she at now a days
to wtfkato says:
Give me a break i have known all of these goofs since high school and ill give it to him he saves his money and works his ass off. and the truth is he has $$ cause he is the cheapest motha fu&^% i have ever met, i remember back in the days when him and his crew would ride around suckin this arab dudes di*k ridin in the escalade. but lets get one thing straight you think you and your little OP crew is gangstas you dont know the 1st thing about gangster or hustlin.. you live in orland park are u f*&*&ing kidding me. and this guy really knows how to run his mouth when he has a crew around hangin at bitcsha lounge every weekend. and he is a racist f87k calling people ni$*&ers. next time you see a picture of fat joe his nose is gonna look like pinnochio and he is gonna be in a wheelchair. this dude talks shit about black people but he listens to 50 cent and wheres fake ass chains and dont ever sport a ny hat in chitown you goof. everyone knows you used to be 250lbs and a follower. have fun working at home depot making 80k a year the rest of your life. that aint shit that is under middle class and i was making that much when i was in high school, and if im not making 250k plus by age 30 then shoot me. and you know who this is writing this and i dont have to hide… watch your back you just pissed off the wrong dude.
to katoLock Jaw Runner says:
Shut your Fat Ass up Slunt ^^^^^^^^^
to Lock Jaw RunnerLoCkpOrTs FiNeSt says:
Kato Where did you grow up “hustler”? Hanging out in the “hood” dont mean shit. everyone laughs at you cause you actually think your gangsta??? HAHAHAH….. Joe is a good kid and all this stuff your talking about is when hes out with his friends drunk having a good time. To someone like you (a loser who is going no where in life) its serious but calling Joe a racist is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Joe hangs out with everyone including black people so you must be taking to much crack for calling him racist.Why dont you take a look at yourself should we get a bunch of whites after you cause you seem to be a racist against them lol.. You seriously are a person with a severe identity crisis who will always be the laughing stock of Orland and the laughing stock in the hood . If I where you I would focus my attention on rehab maybe a carrer of some sort and some mental counsling . Joe is a guy who would give someone the shirt off his back and I doubt you have the same reputaion. as him. Dont mistaken my ability to type in proper english for a sign of not being “hard” or “tough” Im just a hell of lot more educated than you.
to LoCkpOrTs FiNeSt-Peace
WILDCARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
Got real fucked up last night on the reals
yagah bombs and hoes man litsa’s whats the deal
me and my crew cruisin down lagrange
POPPIN MY COLLA LISTENIN TO WU TANG
now let tell you a story break down like this
makin dollahs at real job NIGGA I WISH!
HEY EVERYBODY! WOO HOO! THE DIRTY IS THE SHIT MAN!~EVERYONE ON HERE STANK LIKE SHIT ~ LOOK LIKE SHIT ~AND WELL IN A NUTSHELL THEIR LIVES ARE SHIT…
OK ..
YOU ARE DUDEEEEESSSSSSSS!
DONT UNDERSTAND????? NOW CHICKS..?. THATS DIRTY …..WORTH FOR HERE …IF U DONT HAVE A JOB OR MAYBE A LIFE TO ATTEND TOO THAN YES POSTING A PICTURE OF UR DOOSHBAG FREINDS ON THE DIRTY COULD SOUND INTERESTING.. AGAIN U ARE DUDES WHAT ARE U DOING? U POST A PICTURE OF UR FRIEND MAKE FUN OF HIM LIKE A BUNCH OF PANSIE ASS GIRLS AND THAN TALK ABOUT IT ON FACEBOOK AND THAN GO TO LITSA LOUNGE EVERY NIGHT AND HANG OUT WITH THE DUDE PROB BY HIM SHOTS WITH MONEY UR MOMMY GAVE U AND PRETEND TO BE HIS FRIEND.. LIKE GIRLS DO.. HEY FOR ALL I KNOIW U ALL HAEV A BUNCH OF STANKY SAGGY PUSSYS.. YOU ARE WOMAN… YES A BUNCH OF VAGINAS .. U GUYS WEAR MORE GLITTER AND SPARKLES THAN MY LITTLE PONY NAMED SPARKLES ,,, YES SPARKLES… LIKE THE KIND ON UR SHIRTS AND PROB. ALLL OVER UR STINKY PUSSYS. THATS RIGHT …PUSSYS LIKE A FURRY SCARED CAT OR A PUSSY LIKE A WOMAN!!! MAIN POINT WOMAN… DO U EVEN HAVE TESTICLES? DO U UNDERSTAND??
to WILDCARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAGAH BOMB! (MA WHERES MY PROTEIN!) OK I WILL SAY SOME DOOSHY MC DOOHSERTINS LIKE URSELVES WRITE COMMENTS ON THEIR PICS TOO. BUT THEY ARE LIKE 21… SO WHEN THEY RESPOND BACK WITH HEY U JUST JEALOUS OF OUR BANGIN BALLIN LIVES HATERS! LOCAL CELEBRITYS! THEY GET A LITTLE CREDIT ONLY BECASUE THEY ARE YOUNG AND YOUTHFUL UNLIKE UR WRINKLY BALDING SAGGIN PUSSYS. SO IN A NUTSHELL … FIND A JOB… GET OUTTA UR LOCAL TOWN BARS UR HIGHSCHOOL PARKING LOTS AND THE LOCAL PHARMECY LINE TO GET UR HERPE CREAM AND VIAGRA.. MAYBE BUY A STRAP ON SO U CAN HAVE SOME KIND OF COCK AND BALLS LIKE GROWN MAN HAVE.. AND GROW UP…. THE DIRTY IS JUST THAT… DIRTY… SO THINK ABOUT IT
WILDCARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
VAGINAS ALL OF U
to WILDCARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!anonymous... says:
i used 2 hang out with these guys… n while i’ll say there are a few OP d bags floating around, Joe isn’t one of them. whoever posted this needs to rip on the right people or don’t do it at all.
to anonymous...The Bukkake Bandit says:
Joey Your Awesome! You know my email….. I’ll trade you some pic/vids of your runners for some of mine! Mine are good and are familiar faces make them even better!
to The Bukkake Banditwutang says:
Joe is probably the closest thing to black there is. Lol. He’s more black then me. I’ve know dude since high school and one of the few white boys I like. Have you’ve seen his truck or crib might as well be black, Far from racist. I keep telling him to stop being scared of the blk pus it don’t bite. My sisters friends are always asking me where’s joey. Hahah Come to our side we don’t hate like the white tramps u hang out with.
to wutangThe Don says:
Kenny is f*cking dork! fat slob hooked on H who thinks and preys he is black. Stop making up lies about Joe cause your jelous that your a fat f*ck picking up cig-butts off the ground and Joe got $$$ You are the biggest joke that ever came out of Orland cause that is were your from hill-billy. Joe loves black people more than anything and is waaaaaay more black then Kenny’s white hill billy ass.
to The Donbar backer says:
Btw jenna hoe ass turned our holiday xmas party into a freak show. So I take it that comment is tru about her getting ganged bangged at litsa. Cause last weekend she has 3 dudes she was bouncing back and forth to all grinding on her. Look like such an embararssment. Its a holiday party, not a strip club. Should have seen how embarssed everyone was for her and all the nasty looks from the girls that there boyfriends cheated on them with her. Wish I had a video.
to bar backer