THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please welcome Fat Joe to the dirty. Where do I begin…he’s a 28 year old “corporate” reject. He claimes to make millions working at the Home Depot. Obviously all he can afford is a fake gold chain to match his yellow teeth….look at that grill. I would hate to have to make-out with him bc his huge nose would get in the way. I think he still may be a virgin.
Let me guess… he lives in his mom’s basement surfing porn all day.- nik
BIG D DIRTY DIRTY says:
No matter how yellow his teeth are or how fake his chain is he stuck it in the hot blonde. He wins you lose.
to BIG D DIRTY DIRTYpoop says:
You have to be kidding and/or the dork being blasted. Get some White Strips or 2 gallons of bleach.
to poopOk... says:
“hot blonde”? Where is this one of those optical illusion things???
to Ok...Dexter says:
Damn look at that nose…it’s as fat as my Love Hammer
to DexterDJ the real one says:
He makes millions working at Home Dpot? WTF? That’s a lot of nails!
to DJ the real oneShuffle Demon says:
LMAO…Too funny
to Shuffle DemonTommy says:
Those teeth just don’t look human to me! They kind of wrap around in his mouth.
to TommyTnuts says:
Why do you make it sound like looking at porn all day is a bad thing Nik?
to Tnutsdeekhead says:
he is a yankee fan. him mom is homeless.
to deekheadKDUBBLL says:
any chitown native that wears newyork gear needs their head checked.
to KDUBBLLnunh says:
This guy is so money (lol)
to nunhEugreen, OR says:
He really is just plain hideous
to Eugreen, ORRick James says:
A White “Shock G”
to Rick Jameschitownsundevil says:
His nose is big, nah he’s not ashamed… big like a pickle.
to chitownsundevilJT Polinski says:
WTF is wrong with his face
to JT PolinskiRPA says:
sounds a lot like me, but I don’t live in the basement part of the house. Being unemployed and jerking it all day is very fun.
to RPAphat joes family (159 got your back) says:
hey nick hows it goin anyway lets cut to the chase there aint no such thing as the dirty army so you could go phuck your self. the person who left this blog is probably some used and abused run down wh*re that phat joe and his boyz ran a marathon on. now im not hater but obviously you are youve made a living out of it. but our goal tonight is to let you know that you should get your facts straight before you open your big mouth. First of all if you really know phat joe you would now that hes been working his but off since he was sixteen years old and has probably saved more money than 90 percent of you and your little hater scary ass fans. second of all he does not live with his parents but he does live on his own in a home thats already paid for at the age of 28. oh and he also has a thirty thousand dollar suv that is paid for too. furthermore the type of people you attrract on this web site are people that are afraid of thier own shadows and come on your website to feel better about there selves. Im not gonna threaten you because im not lame what i will do is tell you get your phucking facts straight before you try to attackt people you dont know. oh and your fans are some salty ass mother phuckers that cant catch a break in life and hate seeing people have a good time and live life to the fullest because thier unable to live thiers the same way. hey nick by the way whats wrong with a little porn your mom made a living out of it and she didnt even get paid. Further more to all the people that left comments above you could go phuck your selves too nobody even knows you; but every body knows phat joe now and bad publicity is good publicity so leave your woman at home because well phuck them too.
to phat joes family (159 got your back)CeeZee!! says:
So I’m guessing you’re one of the ones that rain trains with him? How does he taste? and two more questions, who decides whom goes first (do you sword fight tournament style? ) and do all of you hold hands together and bust one out @ the same time? You’re a joke and a big pu$$ie for trying to defend you grown a$$ girlfirend.
to CeeZee!!wow says:
thirty thousand dollar cars were expensive when I was 15!
to wowPHX says:
BLAH BLAH BLAH,, YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE
to PHXOK... says:
Wow Home Depot pays that well?
to OK...oooooooo says:
oooooooooooooo
to ooooooooAnonymous says:
……..
to Anonymousnik says:
nik sucks
to niklimon says:
He needs an appointment with a treadmill and a dentist.. STAT!!!!
to limonhotatlanta says:
i work at the real corp HD, give me his name, job title will be coming
to hotatlantaorange blooded says:
Its nice to know that there is a home for haters and u allow them to feel welcomed on your site. There is obviously someone who post these pics that have something to hide and complaining that life’s not fair. The sad thing Is I work for the same company and he probably built a playground or remodeled a homeless shelter with his associates in one of your ghetto neighborhoods that your U and your Viewers live in. Leave it to the haters to fabricate the truth and point out the negative. I hope when the next charity that comes in to ask him for a donation that he doesn’t say no because the army made him bitter.
to orange bloodedOCTrout says:
Squirrel please!
to OCTroutmeg says:
this guy seriously creeps me out. WTF?
to meg425 says:
Is it just me, or does he look like Splinter from Ninja Turtles?
to 425jamie m says:
That blonde has one long left arm
to jamie mlife time legend says:
ii go to the same gym as this cat so threadmill he deff dont need. honestly he gets a bad rap cause there group bust each others balls and people hate cause they ride 20 deep. but for real dudes been working since he was 15 and works 60 hours a week. ill be the first to shit on a stranger but do a back ground check. someone has it out for him and is prob some girls that him or his friends banged down. or better yet some sucker who wont admit that his girls is a pig and blames him for blowing the crew. hard not to share girls when u have lots of friends. but anyway that pic is ugly and u guys are haters. bet if u worked as hard as him you wouldnt be mad cause u be better of then u r now making excuses about how life aint fear. first thing to tell a hater in denial is that people who wok hard most of the time have a greater chance of making it. dont be mad at him, who cares if hes ulgy.
to life time legendphat joes family (159 got your back) says:
hey hotlanta whats your job title bich
to phat joes family (159 got your back)phat joes family (159 got your back) says:
and your name because well come and get you. you little eight dollar an hour runner. you have no pull what so ever so stop acting like you do.
to phat joes family (159 got your back)CeeZee!! says:
Of coure “well come and get you” typical b!tch, couldnt save his own ass in a fight.
to CeeZee!!cal worthington says:
tucan sam
to cal worthingtonhaaaaaaaaaa says:
sick ass dude
to haaaaaaaaaaBig Poppa Pump says:
I work at THE Depot in Chicago as well. I would like to know which one this turd works at.
to Big Poppa PumpBrandon B says:
Phat Joe is my friend and you guys should not pick on him cuz its not fair okkkkkay
to Brandon BJimmy says:
Fat Joe is the awesome!! This guy would do anything for anyone, hes got a good head on his shoulders. Its sad that someone would put him on blast on some mindless website! Joe is nothing but a good time. Some are just jealous of other peoples succes, sorry we cant have dead end jobs, and spounge off mommy and daddy. Everyone is friends with him, and Ive never heard anyone say a bad thing about Joe. He would give you the $250 shirt off his back. The dude made it up the corporate ladder, paid off his house, truck, and prob makes more than your broke azz parents.. Sorry we can all live in a broke, one story slab house, in old orland!! High school ended a long time ago, move on, grow up, meet different people, and do something with your life in a positive manner besides being envious of joe! because at the end of the day, were still gonna go on and live our succesful lives, having fun, and hooking up with your girlfriend/ex-gf, while your sitting around your high school friends parents basement drinking keystone bc your to broke to go pay $8.00 for a drink at a bar.. Later loser
to Jimmythe hills says:
I hope this dude has his truck paid off. my friends and I alone prob gave him enough money in hight school to buy a whole dealership. Dude used to get the best dro back in the day. Can’t hate on that was money well spent. Hope he invested it wisely. We actualy got to the point where we made a lot of money together and wasn’t stingy about spreadin the love. Hope he’s doing well cause I know he helped me out and put some extra cash in my pocket while I was broke in college. By the looks of the wensite I can see he’s doing by the looks of all the haters.
to the hillsdorky says:
i would stick it to the blonde why not, we all have done worse. couple jager shots and its a party
to dorkybarbacker says:
hahaha what is wrong with OP. buddy bartends at the local scene where all these dbags hang out. he is the closet thing to normal believe it or not outta all of em. the blonde in the picture looks like this local bar fluzi jenna that couple of his boys ran. she would come in during the week with her high school sweet heart and on the weekends would get trashed and leave with randoms. cant be mad at em, i used to make double in tips when they would walk in and why hate on his boys for busting down blondi and all her friends. there not the ones cuddleing during the week with em watching movies
to barbackerlatina says:
joey its ok I still love you.
to latinaold school says:
i love joey pusssss
to old schoolold school says:
and brandon
to old schoolmikey says:
Jenna Schoen…. Shes sooo easy!!! She took 3 guys on in one night in the back of litsa lounge. Even bigger nose then the guy in the above pictures. Takes nut in the mouth, kinda hot!!
to mikeyIDOL says:
GUESS WHO”S BACK……You all know who this is so let me start off by saying Fuck you I hate you. Ill keep it short and to the point. People hate on my friend Joe out of pure Jealousy. If your a bitch thats hating he probably fucked you. If your a dude hating he prolly fucked your bitch. I know Joe isnt a super model but who on this thread is??? Joe is going to keep doing what hes doing so thanks for making him famous. I love PHAT JOE and hes pretty much a made man now. I went threw this bullshit 2yrs ago and all it did was get me laid every weekend. Im out and if you need PHAT JOE he will now be sitting next to me at the legends table signing and go home with your girls.
to IDOL-IDOL OUT
ddddd says:
Idol, u are a complete tool bag. I saw the other week at zantes acting like a tool bag. Just an fyi, everyone and I mean everyone thinks you are the biggest tool bag. u really signing autographs at the legends table? is there paparazzi taking pictures of u? U should stay home and stop creeping out the girls.
to dddddIDOL says:
DEAR BuffaloAJAX & DDDDD,
to IDOLTolish? Fronting? Listen F*ckbag its pussies like you who are usually begging for the autograph or creeping at me while im out (obviously you took notice). Why dont you stop hiding behind your keyboard and say who you are? Its real easy to be a Tough guy when your calling me out and I dont know who you are .Joe is my friend and I came on here and left comments about “Joe” I did not mention anyone else and I can careless about any one of you or your love quarrels cause I dont get involved in that shit. Unless your going say who you are beat it you fucking troll and go back to your hole.
BuffaloAjax says:
You’re an absolute toolshed. Please don’t stop “fronting”. It’s timeless humor.
to BuffaloAjax......... says:
he is friends with that fat worm bj haddad
to .........old school says:
whazzzzzzzzzzzzzz upppppppppp idolllllllllllllllllllllll
to old schoolIDOL says:
Who is this?
to IDOLold school says:
welcome back to the
to old schooldirty
rockwells grill says:
She does love swallowing nuts. Funny more then one person on this thread knows that. She also prefers her ass in the air. One of the easiest lays ever. I felt like the roles were reversed, like she hunted me. Someone deff wasn’t hitting it right if she’s this sl*ty. That blonde in the picture isn’t jenna I’m sure she will be on here eventually.
to rockwells grilllockportlover says:
Joeeeeeeeeeey!!! He makes the best chicken wraps in the chi!!
lol. We all know he’s to busy and got better things to do then this. Miss you babe, I miss my pet fishys
to lockportloverThe Loft says:
Hiyeeeeeee!!
to The Loftrunner says:
” U wanna bend me over”
to runnerprom queen says:
Can’t wait to u at the reunion. Save me a dance boo. Ill explain at movie night.
to prom queengunner says:
Joe joe what ho made u famous this time? 99 percent of the dirty is fake. We all know that. It’ll get shut down soon like every other hot website. Ur boys know what u got
to gunnerrelax beautiful people says:
just a bad picture thats all, not the end of world. If seeing the fellow his looks fine.Nevertheless, nik this website is evil and you and your diehard followers have lots of bad karma coming your way thats for sure. A bunch of empty egotistic people laughing at others misfortunes just woeful.
to relax beautiful peopleJenna says:
First off if you are thinking I posted this picture I have much better things to do with my life than hanging out on thedirty.com I had no idea this website existed until joes friends asked me about it Saturday night. But wow have a little respect. I obviously wasnt the only one joe disrespected, someone obviously hates him more than I do. And as for Litsa with 3 guys???? Thats the funniest thing I have heard all day. Get a life and know your facts before you broadcast them on some broke website! And to all Joes friends that talk about me on here don’t act like you are my friend when Joe walks out of the bar. I have enough friends I don’t need you.
to Jennadrake says:
U hardly home always second. When I’m awake u always resting. When they call u for answers u don’t know the question. Your situation is so depresing.
to drake