Coug In Action
Posted in Cougars, Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, The Dirty | November 30th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Julianna, cougar extraordinaire. This girl is pushing 40 and still acts like she is 20 and goes out constantly. I can never have a peaceful night, everytime I go out this b*tch is out wh*ring it up and annoying me. She will interrupt conversations, talk over people and she acts like a 20 year old ditzy blond straight outta a magazine. Julianna still tries to attend every after party and open her legs the widest to get the most attention. I mean Nik check her out with those obviously much younger girls in the bed trying to get a piece of the action.
I hate it when Cougars wear their daughters clothing. Julianna your time in the sun is done. Please retire for life… pop the +2′s and move on to lawn bowling.- nik
Hundo says:
More pics of the brunette. It’s taco night over here.
to Hundop says:
the one on the left – yes
to pYikes! says:
Fat, old, and uglee! Who’d hit that?
to Yikes!Shuffle Demon says:
I would proudly let her get it on with those gals on that bed and then charge 29.95 a month for it on the web….
to Shuffle DemonTom says:
“….is pushing 40.”????? uhm, she looks to be on the wrong side of 50 with varicose veins, dry wrinkly Grandma skin on the +2′s chest (+2′s here is still a minus). She wears dentures and her hair been bleached so much, it’s drier than sandpaper.
to TomSeven says:
She’s a beast, but could give herself a few points by trimming off the dead end on her hair and quit over treating it with whitening products
to SevenR3 says:
I’d visine the one in the middle 4 sure.
to R3Lukie says:
pushing 40 my ass!
to Lukiethat b*tch done fell off the edge of the 40 cliff for sheezy!
vagina pounder... says:
i d pound that snappy nappy dugout!
to vagina pounder...Pay It Forward says:
Pushing 40?
Down the stairs maybe as it tripped over her cane.
She looks at least 50.
to Pay It ForwardCarmen San Diego says:
fo real …pet peeve #236..old ladies not knowing when to just stop it. Age gracefully or just realize you are not a very attractive lady.
to Carmen San DiegoKen says:
LOL, NIK says she should Pop The Two’s and Move On To Lawn Bowling. NIK, you truly are the King Of The Dirty.
to Kenwoody says:
thats a grandma cougar….way old
to woodyPFC Grimenfilth says:
If confidence is sexy, then cougars’ desperation is ugly
to PFC Grimenfilthwidebuffalo says:
It is okay to party and have fun at 40. But do it with dignity and with a crowd your own age.
to widebuffalolikes the smell of pussy says:
She is a sweet heart,and she is trying the best that she can! leave her alone and concentrate on the young ones that you can’t get!! Haha
to likes the smell of pussyBanger says:
I’d bang the chop suey and let grandma clean me up afterwards.
to Bangerthe shoes says:
The shoes are hoerrendous
to the shoesChico Castillo says:
I was drunk off my ass last week and hooked-up with this old hag
to Chico CastilloTeh Beast says:
She’s so white, it’s painful to look at her
to Teh Beastnunh says:
Fugly
to nunhdoug says:
She looks like the blond hooker from American Psycho.
to dougInglorious Bastard says:
So 40 yr olds can’t party? Are they supposed to move into the retirement home at 39? Better make arrangements nik, you’re getting close.
to Inglorious BastardDude Looks Like a Lady says:
It might take that whole bottle of vodka to tolerate that action.
to Dude Looks Like a Ladydrake says:
LOOKS LIKE THREE PEAS IN A POT!!!!
to drakenemsta!!! says:
nik, i hope that you are married. and i hope while you were taking the time to type and publish this stupid thread….. your wife was getting pounded by some nice size back flip jaguar!!!! i take you know what i mean…. for a me a MAN to you the idiot little stupid bitch that has no life but run around in SOBE to talk shit about people… and if you arent married thats ok!!! your girlfriend or girlfriend to be… ps: F*CK YOU!!!
to nemsta!!!Brother says:
I’d take the one in the middle in the bottom pic
to Brothersmellygirls says:
thats the last thing on want on my bed -ugly *ss girls- they look smelly.
to smellygirls