Dirty Army Help Me
Posted in Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ | November 15th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik ok here’s the deal…I’ve attached a photo of a guy, he some how got my number about a year ago, he says he lives in az but has an area code from missouri I believe. 507 or 570…either way its NOT az! He says his name is “ryan osc*rson” but I’ve done extensive searches and that name never brings anything up. My biggest fear is that he’s so old creepy man that won’t go away! And I have no idea who he even is. So I’m asking the Dirty Army for the biggest favor. PLEASE figure out who this psycho is! I’d really appreciate the help!
You are in love with a dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!- nik





Joe says:
You’re the psycho for doing extensive searches on him
to JoeProbably searched him on facebook or something like that
GG says:
Not sure but this dude REALLY REALLY looks like a guy I knew growing up from my town (kelowna BC, Canada) his name was ryan. He was a f*ckin weirdo and predator and always was calling my girlfriend to come hang out with us even though we were like 5 years younger than him. What does a guy want with little high school girls its weird?!? Anyways he always gave me the creeps. Not 100% sure if this is him but I have no idea where he moved to or what happened to him. It sure looks like him tho. Good luck.
to GGgia says:
570 is a pennsylvania area code
to giahmmmmm says:
Wasnt there a ryan oscarson that went to chaparral and graduated 04???
to hmmmmm... says:
its Nik…..ultimate creeper
to ...Dahlia says:
NOSTRILdamus!
to DahliaShimtown says:
That’s a chick playing a dude.
to ShimtownShort Bus says:
Submitter…you are so f-n retarded you don’t have enough of an IQ to just google an area code? Neither of those are Missouri area codes. You failed to state why you NEED to know who this queer boy is. What has he done to you? Banged you and left you is my guess and you’re a jilted guy who is reaching out in the creepiest way to find the one nite stand that you’re undoubtedly stalking. Nik…you may wanna report this guy/stalker/creep because when he does find the guy in the pic and kills him, you’re gonna wind up in a police report.
to Short BusFreud's Roids says:
It’s NIK’s dream to have his nom de guerre in as many public documents as possible. This equates to success and fame for him, and gives him additional non-made up content to post. Ain’t nuthin’ but a goot thang!
to Freud's Roidswow says:
couldn’t have said it better myself!
to wow623 says:
Area codes really don’t matter anymore since people have cell phones that they use anywhere.
to 623Itsjust4tonight says:
I bet this chick got knocked up at a frat party by some guy using his “one night stand” name. I’ve used one of those when I wanted to make sure the skank doesnt call me or tell anyone I knew that I f*cked her. Bet shes pregnant and trying to track down child support. Hope he used a prepaid cell phone and paid cash for it and the minutes!
to Itsjust4tonightSubmitter. says:
Sorry, i didnt get knocked up my friend. As i said, I’ve never met the guy. Maybe you should read things before opening your mouth.
to Submitter.507 REPPIN says:
507 is the area code for Southeast Minnesota
to 507 REPPINOK... says:
“I’ve attached a photo of a guy, he some how got my number about a year ago, “….
“I’ve done extensive searches and that name never brings anything up.”…..
” My biggest fear is that he’s so old creepy man that won’t go away! And I have no idea who he even is.” ….
“PLEASE figure out who this psycho is!”
1.YOU have a picture of him…WHY?
2.YOU are doing extensive searches on him….WHY?
3.YOUR “Fear”…see number 1 and YOU are the one that is doing the searches.
4. Stalker much????
to OK...hmm says:
507 is in Minnesota.
to hmmhahaha says:
short bus? Your an IDIOT, if you cant read she is saying he wont leave her alone which pretty much sums it up to STALKER status, and by the way this guy….is just one of many pictures he uses, he use to go by Jason Right…with more than 7 different pictures and he would make up life stories, haha pretty pathetic…I find it quite entertaining thou
to hahahablondie says:
im from MO. and thats not a MO are code. plus i agree with Shimtown. he is very girly looking. idk wtf is going on with this picture slash submitter but it seems off. cant figure out on which side…but cant wait to find out!
to blondie100% Class says:
Poster is a moron. Clearly. Guy in the pic is pretty hot, though. I wouldn’t mind his creeper texts.
to 100% ClassMERRY CHRISTMAS says:
I CAN GIVE U HIS NMBR HE TXTS ME ALL THE TIME TOO…HE DOESNT GO BY RYAN WHEN HE TLKS TO ME THO. I GUESS I SHULD B WORRIED.
to MERRY CHRISTMASimalittleworried .. says:
this guy is my facebook friend . should i be concerned ?
to imalittleworried ..uh oh says:
uhh..yeah i would be if i was you…
to uh ohchristine says:
507 is southern minnesota, so you were off either way.
to christineMil Mom says:
573 area code is Fort Leonard Wood, MO. He looks like a guy I was stationed with there. Jason. Don’t ask don’t tell I guess.
to Mil MomMr.Pretty says:
He Looks Kinda Gay………..
to Mr.PrettySubmitter. says:
Short Bus- Okay, you’re a complete idiot! Yes I have an IQ enough to google an area code, thanks. He says he lives in “tempe and oklahoma” BUT he has an area code from Minnesota. He said he used to work at LA Fitness and blah blah blah, I have a boyfriend I’ve been with for a year, and I have NO idea who this guy is or HOW he got my phone number. He sends me pictures of himself all the time for whatever reason and tells me that he knows I dont love my boyfriend and its all a lie. haha, I just want to know WHO the real person is because I’m pretty damn sure this psycho stalker isn’t the guy in the picture and its creepy. Therefore, you can go f yourself. I asked for the Dirty Armys help, not some hater who wants to be the next Nik Richie.
to Submitter.wow says:
are you serious?! why do you continue to respond to this so called “stalker” if it creeps you out so much? obviously you have had to talk to him enough to know where he works. why don’t you just change your number and move the f*ck on.
to wowUhhh says:
You already said that.
to UhhhDa Nati says:
If you have a bf why do you even care? Ignore him and move on with your life. Obviously you think he is hot and want to know more about him or you wouldn’t be doing “extensive” searches on him.
to Da NatiOU812 says:
So, lets correct a few details and ID the real story. You meet this creeper out one night and find him drunkly fasinating, then the guy pops your hole and leaves a few aquamen behind which decide to go inside and build a baby. When is it due?
And, that is the rest of the story – the reason for you tracking him (bady’s daddy) down.
to OU812Vin says:
Where the hell is its ears?
to Vin20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
that guy looks like he has butt AIDS.. ive decided.
to 20K-MILLIONAIRE... says:
why do you reply if you have a boyfriend for a year? sounds pretty dirty in your half.
to ...Submitter. says:
Not dirty on my half. He left me alone for a while, and then reappeared and started sending me texts and pictures, i dont respond and he blows my phone up. and this might let all of your down BUT I’M NOT PREGNANT SO THEREFORE HE’S NOT MY BABY DADDY. now that we have that out of the way. I’m not stalking him, and he made up all these lies when he first somehow got my phone number saying he knew me from places that i’d never even been before. and then came up with “oh i work at la fitness” THATS HOW I KNOW WHERE HE WORKED. sorry friends, I dont “stalk” him i’m pretty sure he stalks me…and continues to do so, even when i dont say anything back. you dont have to talk to a guy to have him randomly send you pics, ask any girl whose come across a creep.
to Submitter.laughing at Sdale bums says:
Come on submitter, u women throw around the label ‘creep’ way too often nowadays. Occasionally there might be a weird guy who rubs everyone the wrong way but I think this guy just wants some lovin. Put the guys’ number up if you really cared or call your service provider and have it blocked.
I’m pretty sure you’re a Scottsdale bimbo and hang around the clubs way too much. You can’t fool any of us you stalker you!
to laughing at Sdale bumsCREEPO says:
This guy just friend requested me on facebook, his FB name is Elie Mougel (he had his profile pic of a girl, and as soon as i added him, he changed it back to his pic) creepy… deleted~
to CREEPOomgaw says:
submitter
your are amazing !!! you have to be the most entertainment i got all day….i cnt stop laughin, your soooo retarded its awesome!! i feel bad for your bf. You should get a life stat! and if this guy is bothering you that much..well maybe you should report him not stalk him back….
to omgawAmerican says:
He looks like a fag.
to Americanuhhh says:
Block his number or change your number? We do have technology today that does those kinds of things, I don’t know if you knew that or not. If it bothers you so much, you would of done that already.
to uhhhAnonymous says:
First of all this girl writing all this shit is name is Courtney H**rd. . second of all she used to text and message me OVER AND OVER again on myspace AND on my phone. . . stalking her??? she’d send me text after text I had to get my number changed. YES, my number is a minnesota number.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
lmfaooo
to Anonymoushmm says:
I wouldnt mind his text messages either haha
to hmmlol says:
prolly the same guy in AZ pretending to be a girl that im talking to
to lolAnonymous says:
thats ryan sheckler
to Anonymousoriginally from the 417 says:
JFC, get your head out of your ass and JustFckingGoogle (JFG) the damn area code.
to originally from the 417