DJ Wannabe


DJ Wannabe

THE DIRTY ARMY: this is mike . he think he is hot sh*t but he really isn`t . he goes by the name of DJ AudEo Attack but he isn`t even that good of a dj . actually he isn`t very good at anything . He was a DJ for awhile at Medusa`s in downtown elgin until they took that away , they then tried letting him MC but he wasn`t good at that either . so they took that away . he is the biggest douche bag you will ever met . he runs his mouth like he thinks he is the shit but in reality he`s a nobody . then on top of it he has the most hideous hair you`ll ever lay your eyes upon . he changes it constantly and it never actually looks good . He thinks it does , but it doesn`t . its always like fourteen different colors . the worst part about this boy, he was just enaged!!! now he`s fc*king some other chick. how horrible isthat . he has absolutely no respect for women. he`s the biggest wannabe dj douchebag you`ll meet .

I think this picture speaks for itself.- nik


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  1. November 19, 2009 at 11:39 am

    Noodles123 says:

    To Poster: So you loved him and he broke your heart and NOW you notice he’s a douchebag?

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  2. November 20, 2009 at 2:34 am

    pat f*ckin ry*n says:

    hes a f*g, his dj skills are horrible for sure

    and as far as emcee, leave that sh8t to real club emcees like alex pe*e and simon b

    f8ckin get a hobby poser

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  3. November 21, 2009 at 12:53 am

    sam says:

    aww i love mike.. hes such a sweet guy.. whoever posted this needs to get a life an stop living his..
    or step up if u wanna talk ur sh*t

    Reply to sam
  4. November 21, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    havetosayit says:

    dude this kid is a f*cking douche . like for real . i agree with f*cking pat ryan . he doesnt know what the f*ck he is doing when it comest of f*cking djing and on top of it the kid f*cking runs his god damn f*cking mouth .

    Reply to havetosayit
  5. November 22, 2009 at 1:55 am

    chitown11 says:

    Go Mike!!!!! LOL This is funny whoever posted this is just jealous bro. No worries

    Reply to chitown11
  6. November 23, 2009 at 12:24 am

    Afrojack says:

    Hahah gotta love the Haters!

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  7. November 23, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    hollywoodlovex says:

    whoever posted this isnt a hater. honestly i think whoever posted this just hates the kid. i know he has pissed alot of people off and he deserves what he gets.

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  8. November 23, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    maybe.. says:

    huh..maybe its his “engaged” girlfriend who did this..lol i wouldnt be surprised..

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  9. November 25, 2009 at 7:03 am

    Brett James B!tch!! says:

    lol @ pat

    stay off the decks and the mic

    F.Y.I … real talk bro… “ur girl” gives sloppy head

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  10. November 25, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    hollywoodlovex says:

    ha haha haha . i love it brett!!

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  11. December 6, 2009 at 10:38 am

    hollywoodlovex says:

    actually, i just realized im a dumb B*TCH and mike isnt a douche. i love him. im just jealous that he didnt propose to me. but who can blame him? i have herpes.

    Reply to hollywoodlovex
  12. December 6, 2009 at 10:42 am

    ohheyystfu says:

    sounds to me like the ex-engaged is the psycho who wrote this one. jealous b1tches. gotta love em.

    Reply to ohheyystfu
  13. January 15, 2010 at 6:49 pm

    xxx says:

    i have to agree with majority of these people.. mc-ing isnt the same as dj-ing so lets get all that straight. when he does dj he opens the club- when NO ONE is even there yet, what an accomplishment!! He’s going no where in life.. he has no job, isnt going to school anymore, and flip flops girlfriends every month..he’s a typical wanna be club head guy who goes behind his gfs back and hooks up with other sl*ts because he never knows what he truly wants. I hope u fall head over heels for some girl one day dousche and she breaks your little heart.

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