Elvira Is Looking Rough
Posted in Boston, Elvira, New England, The Dirty | November 13th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik…I think Elvira’s 30th birthday is coming up soon. Are you going to send her a birthday card? Granted she looks hot here…but this chick looks far older than 21. The plastic surgery has added like 9 years…i think her next career move should be to move to the O.C., marry some 70 year old, and take Gretchen’s spot on that show. What do you think?
The winters (with a slight combo of Dunkin Donuts) in New England age girls 3 years older per year. If Elvira doesn’t move west soon she will look like a saber-tooth. She decided.- nik
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to 1dirrty daily says:
im in Bean and i dont know what the hype is about Elvira or whoever. there is plenty of talent up here that blows her outta the Charles. and yes, the weather is exposing her age. thats the thing about 21 year olds, as i get older they stay the same age. reefers
to dirrty dailyCMoney says:
she’s not hot at alllll.
to CMoneyd says:
surgically created butterface
to dvalygirl says:
she doesnt look rough at all.Must just be that your so hott and pull such amazing tail that she doesnt meet your demanding standards.I would be curious to see your current girlfriend.
to valygirlvalygirl my ass says:
well we all know we certainty don’t wanna see what you look like.
to valygirl my assvalygirl says:
I tell you what,i will put my pic up against your mug anytime…care to put your money where your mouth is? cmon internet ninja, you got it in you dont you?
to valygirlAnonymous says:
done deal- ill put 100 bucks on it-
any DA members care to join in? i could really use some quick cash of this wanna b
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
its a deal- ill put 100 bucks on it. care to up the ant-y?
any DA members wanna join in? i could use some quick cash off this wanna b
to Anonymousvalygirl says:
$100? what do you work at mcdonalds? haha…well i dont want to break you so thats fine by me.By the way idiot its ANTE,not ant-y.Even when i win the 100 you can keep it for your quest in acquiring a G.E.D.
to valygirlis it just me says:
or does she have some serious man legs goin on?!
to is it just mebeantown says:
The Dirty is getting pretty lame… Time to switch it up or something, it’s just not that amusing anymore…
Does anyone know of any other good sites that can pass my time here at work?
to beantownnik ur wrong says:
NE women age much better than west coast/southern/or midwest women — less sun my friend, less sun….ur usually right, but not on this one…i decided…
to nik ur wrongXOXOXOXOXOX says:
nahhh years of Tanning in the beds can put a number on you also, so that is 20 x worse. Which is what Elvira does, like most girls who tan, they are going to look like there 35 – 40ish when they are in their early 20′s…..
to XOXOXOXOXOXseriously says:
You’re idea of rough is completely different from my definition. This is a beautiful woman
to seriouslyme says:
thought she was older than that. time for more surgery?
to mewho? says:
She starting to look more like a Shim every single day! Give up and just do Porn! Your name could be the Horse Whisper!
to who?