THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I only put this under predator, because it seems the most appropriate. So far from being a player or baller. He makes it a point to get his face up in girls faces just for the pics, it gives him, “social proof.” The guy is in his fifties and still aims for 21 and younger. When told to go for someone closer to his age, he pitches a tantrum and become horribly offended. Has on more than one occasion used the line, “come back to my studio.” I swear to Jesus. Since his smell of Vicks and little blue pills aren’t enough to lure the kiddies, he has been into hypnosis. Seriously, he uses this to try and coax women to do his bidding. He is very bad at it and has actually done damage, yet is slimy enough to get a gig. His name is Dan P*rez, please put this fart in his place and get him back to THE HOME. I think its oatmeal night anyway.
There is no way this guy gets laid… I am claiming poser status.- nik




pointman in the trout squad says:
Oh come on. The guy’s pulling point and dragging all the land mine fatties away from you DA ballers. Should be getting a bronze star and drinks on the house. There’s not a one of those that any of you would take home, even at last call.
to pointman in the trout squadAlex says:
Pointman, you are a wise and righteous man. You were the only one that saw the self-sacrificing service that this old uck is providing to his crew, because those are some rough looking explosives he’s defusing.
to AlexBackwoods says:
Dead on, pointman. Dude’s pulling exactly what he should. Here’s to him.
to BackwoodsCthulhuYou says:
Kinda looks like Slimer from Ghostbusters
to CthulhuYou