Get Like Me- “Douche Bag Awareness Week”
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | November 13th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik who says that you can’t be white and a guido. Everyone keeps telling me they don’t exist…well here is Dan C, he spends more time styling his hair and trimming his beard into perfect guido lines more than he works. Maybe its just fat guy thing but this guy spends so much time on his appearance, I’m surprised he doesn’t just work out so maybe he wouldn’t have to wear scarves or other gay accessories to try and hide the fat. Dan step one in the de-guidofication process is loosing your gay fake diamond earrings. And one more thing..No Dan you do not look like Donny from that Diddy show.
Don’t “blow out” hair styles make douches look like they have mushroom heads?- nik
Bombchelle says:
These pics have been so enlightening…who knew there was such a large breed of guido clones out there. Please stay on the east coast. thx a bunch.
to Bombchelleasmiley420 says:
he looks like a guido version of FRED Savage
to asmiley420the dude says:
he might want to spend some of his “grooming” time working off his second and third chins, investing in some better tequila, and getting rid of that disaster standing nest to him
to the dudeMojay says:
Doesn’t anyone he knows have the guts to tell him how stupid he looks?
to Mojaytoss-my-salad says:
isn’t this tool too fat to be a guido?
to toss-my-saladryncarz says:
thats pimp – 2 50 dollar bottles and a fat Entourage Turtle Costume
to ryncarznik says:
Winner. -nik
to nikswisha says:
hey its the fat wolverine!
to swishaEx Lax says:
he must like being blessed by father guido sar douche bags
to Ex Laxpeachy says:
Looks like someone over-abused the BLUR TOOL and gave themselves a brow lift, all courtesy of Photoshop. Seriously, why??? I don’t get it. The second picture looks ridiculous- he looks like a damn cartoon! What a moron.
to peachytexasbelle says:
really ! women like these guys
to texasbellehaha says:
i like how he tried to photoshop the bottem pic.HAHha it isnt working sorry.!
to hahaNulland Void says:
Quit picking on the guy. He has to cut weird lines in his face to take everyone’s attention off of the fact that he can’t grow a proper beard. Check out the Joe Dirt style bald patches on his face.
to Nulland VoidDZ says:
Has to be one of the funniest looking humans I’ve ever seen….
to DZAnonymous says:
Fat akuma
to Anonymoushoes... says:
Is this Jon Gluck’s brother?
to hoes...GSP says:
he looks like a wanna be of those f*ggot italian dudes… The Ghotti’s hahahahhaah
to GSPnice hair dude lol