Gretchen’s Dome
Posted in Gretchen Rossi, Newport, The Dirty | November 30th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whats up with her dome it is like twice the size of her body sh*t looks superimposed b*tch needs to close her mouth so her jaw ends at some point ya dig?
I have been saying since day one that Gretchen Rossi had a Mr. Ed face with a never ending jaw line. The show is stupid now anyways… nobody lives in Coto anymore? What is the point of watching middle class cry about how terrible the economy/market is?- nik





d says:
that whore on the left is only 32, ha ha ha. I love how these dumb sluts try and say they are not gold diggers when they marry some douche old trout who probably can’t even get it up w/out viagra. ha ha ha ha ha
to docnegro says:
The chick on the left is hot
to ocnegroNik Snitchie says:
I agree.
to Nik SnitchieDirtyGuynNB says:
The chick on the left is soooo hot. 3 kids later and her body is still better than 95% of the 20 something fems who visit the Dirty. She’s tall, great rack, flat stomach, long legs.. I’ve seen 20 year olds with droopy asses and pudgy guts. I’ve never understood the whole “Gretchen” thing. Her head is a size 8 7/8th fitted (for all of you who wear ball caps) on a toothpick frame. She looks like a lollipop. She had a giant forehead and a very masculine jawline. How is she “hot”?
to DirtyGuynNBWTF says:
What matter’s is Vicki’s still a WH@RE !!!
to WTFAnonymous in LA says:
still funny!
to Anonymous in LAummm.... says:
don’t Gina and Vicky still live in Coto?
to ummm....Havasu Trout says:
Nik, did you mean nobody ON THE SHOW lives in Coto anymore or absolutely nobody lives there anymore?
to Havasu TroutSorry ur wrong! says:
Gina still lives in Coto… Just went to their house! Big as fuck….
to Sorry ur wrong!Tamara says:
Gretchen is suck a dirty skank.
to Tamarap says:
The left is the new one – hot, but fugly husband. Golddigger
to pNik is my bitch says:
I love how the other housewives (except the amazing Tamra) think Gretchen is so hot. She’s f*cking weird looking with that hideous Mr. Ed face! People must be delusional if they think she’s hot.
to Nik is my bitchEverybodys got problems... says:
The bia on the left needs to go read her bible and not hang out with these ladys. God first, marriage second, kids third….ok…whatever her and the old geezer say. I find it odd that they can have kids still because I thought men of that age puffed powder?
to Everybodys got problems...Pay It Forward says:
I used to think you were way too hard on her.
Until I watched about three minutes of her with Slade.
Vomit. Part I caught was when he was going off on how shallow, etc, Tamra and Vicki were. Pretty rich coming from a dude who is so delinquent in child support that he was arrested. Did I mention his dying son? And they were talking about having kids together I read somewhere?
I’m sure his kids felt great watching that….on top of not paying, he hasn’t seen him in a year.
to Pay It ForwardCmoney says:
Hey Gretchen, why the long face? Lol.
to CmoneyBanger says:
This sk*nk looks Mr. Ed and Vicki looks like a pig, the show has turned into animal farm.
to BangerMaryland with Pride says:
Who saw Total Recall? this thing looks like quatto. Quaid! get to the reactor!
to Maryland with PrideCeeZee!! says:
We should name her Quagmier…
to CeeZee!!Dman says:
It’s time to buy some +2′s you’re fading fast.
to Dmangretch hater!!!!!! says:
look slike someone is starting to show how old there getting wouldn’t she love to be 22 again!!!you old b*tch!
to gretch hater!!!!!!lol says:
ya get out the club
to lolocnegro says:
Chick on the left is hot
to ocnegroMotorboat Captain says:
Is the photographer using a special lens to make her head look like that?
to Motorboat CaptainALEXIS BELLINO says:
HEY ALEXIS…FUNNY HOW AS SOON AS YOU MET JIM YOU STOPPED EATING, STARTED WORKING OUT OBSESSIVLY, HAD YOUR LIPS, NOSE AND TITS DONE….ALL BECAUSE YOUR LIFE GOAL IS TO BE A GOLDDIGING TROPHY WIFE.
to ALEXIS BELLINOSAD. YOU NEED TO COME BACK TO REALITY.
ITS ALSO PRETTY SAD HOW YOU LET HIM MIND F*CK YOU – YOU CAN’T MAKE ANY DECISIONS FOR YOURSELF ANYMORE, YOUR NOT “ALLOWED” TO GO AWAY FOR A GIRLS WEEKEND, HAVE TO CHECK IN WITH HIM EVERY 10 MINUTES…UUGGGHHH SO LAME.
DirtyGuynNB says:
Welcome to MARRIED life retard. She has 3 f’ing kids and you expect her to pack up and go to Vegas for the weekend? You’re stupid. People HATE because she watches what she eats, has time to hit the gym, gets implants? LOL… I wish someone paid MY bills so I could go to the gym all the time, eat better, and afford to pay a surgeon to enlarge my C@CK.. lol
to DirtyGuynNBMaggie says:
Agree! She was skinny but sooo ugly before she met the hefty trout! Now she spends her days at the plastic surgeons office and NOT watching her children. Why have 3 kids if you dont watch them its sick. He gets a tropy wife she has to have sex with a whale and have none of her own thoughts. AND she is so worried about her looks because she was a 20something gold digger looking for her meal ticket she will be replaced in 5 years by a younger hotter version…
to Maggiejust my opinion says:
I can’t stand tamra. I dnt really like gretchen all that much either but at least she’s out there with her disgusting behavior. Wen tamra said boom chicka wowow I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
to just my opinionWTF says:
That Gretchen is just a beast. That guy Jim Bellino is a creepy looking guy too. His wife looks like a typical Orange county hood rat hooker. I would love to see what type of church these people attend. God first. I didn’t know Jesus was all about fake tits and a horrid nose job.
to WTF. says:
lol
to .Ron says:
yum
to RonCaptain Rottencrotch says:
If you care about the people on this show then you are an idiot too.
to Captain RottencrotchNIk you rule says:
Gretchen sucks! Why do people like her? Why on the Bravo.com site people are always kissing her asss? Bothers me so much. She is so transparent but people like her. Take this wh*re down!
to NIk you ruleNIk says:
You rule! Gretchen is sucks, Gad, why do people like her. Why is that on the Bravo tv site people kiss her ass??
to NIkNIk you rule says:
Sorry meant to put my name like this.
to NIk you ruleJazzy says:
“Hello Wilbur” Gretchen is nasty. Even nastier with Slimey Slade. I vomit when they are shown together. He is probably all wrinkly and nasty color c**k. gross. But I suppose horses do anything. lololo
to Jazzymichelle says:
alexis is NOT HOT. Ick! It looks like her botox-filled lips are gonna burst, and her naturally boyish-built body looks rediculous with 80,000 CC’s of silicone jammed into them. Not to mention her hideous nose job and fake lashes. Gross! Gretchen may look like horse, but at least she doesnt look like plastic-filled skag!
to michelleLEXUSRY says:
THESE ARE TWO SAGGY ASS, WANNA BE HOT CHICS. PLEASE ASK MS. FITNESS FOR HELP
to LEXUSRYAnonymous says:
First of all people need to stop saying Alexis is HOT! She is sooo ugly! She may have a great body but so would anyone if they worked out 24/7! Her face looks like a duck-billed platypus. Lets not get started on how she lets nannies raise her 3 kids everyone keeps mentioning (she even brings one to church) SICK which brings me to her fake Christianity! Are you kidding me look at the way she dresses and all the”body modification” she has gotten!! She makes me so sick! Her husband is probably one of the ugliest people I have ever seen GROSS!!!!!
to Anonymoustess says:
I wonder if all the people posting on this site are absolutely beautiful, with perfect bodies, perfect faces, and perfect lives. Maybe everyone should post some pics of themselves so everyone can have a look and judge them and their bodies..It doesn’t matter what they look like, it’s how they conduct themselves in their everyday lives, whether their moral compass is set straight or is askew..Try judging them on their personalities and how they interect and contribute within society, then you can say if they are ugly or not. If ya hate them that much, why watch the show..Turn the channel..
to tessAnonymous says:
I think people wouldn’t go on and on about Alexis if she didn’t thnk so highly of herslf! Season 5′s ‘Look at me’ at the beginning of the show just shows what a staggeringly high opinion she hads of herself!!
to AnonymousI can’t believe she is a real Christian because of the way she dresses – low cut tops, etc, boobs entering the room before she does! In the bible it warns Christians against behavior like: Pride. Vanity. Greed, etc!