Hottest Mom In Newport
Posted in Cougars, Newport, The Dirty | November 30th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this hot thing right here is Jennifer St*ch. She is the most hottest mom in Newport! After having two kids, she still looks this hott! This chick knows how to party her @ss off and she is funny as hell! I dont think you would be able to find a hotter mom in all of Newport! Nik, I would for sure bro!
She is not that hot, but they need to can Vicki from the Real Housewives of OC and replace her with this chick. I decided.- nik
Brew-Crew says:
Most hottest?? Hmmm
to Brew-Crewlolwut says:
her head annoys me badly. lolwut @ her head.
to lolwutWTF says:
I agree !!! Can Vicki she’s a WH@RE !!!
to WTFp says:
She looks beat, cheesy, worn out and her body isn’t that great. Stupid pic on the Ferrari, which should have never have black wheels on it, bad color combo with the red paint. She must be from Coto, which is not the real OC.
to pCHINCHILLA says:
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO WAKE UP AS THE IDIOT WHO PICKED HER TO BE THE MOTHER OF HIS CHILDREN. I SAY GIVE HER HALF AS YOU WERE TO DUMB TO GET A PRENUP AND COUNT YOUR LOSSES. WHAT A WASTE OF SPACE.
to CHINCHILLAAnonymous says:
capslock isn’t cruise control for cool
to AnonymousHouse Tweet says:
capslock is not cruise control for cool
to House TweetCHINCHILLA says:
BLOW ME
to CHINCHILLAAnonymous says:
If that is your idea of hot you should try to get out more often.
to AnonymousThat Girl says:
I would put money on the fact that this chick asked one of her kids to put her on here…. “Cool mom.” LAME.
to That GirlCandyMan says:
OP, just say no to drugs! Have you ever seen Kobe Bryant’s woman? And the irony of the 2nd pic – she has A LOT more miles on her than the Ferrari – and less maintenance.
to CandyManUh huh says:
You’re going to scratch my car biotch! Dayum.
to Uh huhPIIHB says:
I need to ATM that mouth.
to PIIHBlala says:
“most hottest mom” Sounds like some shameless self-promoter needs an education.
to laladitto says:
i second that.
to dittoRUKidding? says:
Most hottest Mom in Newport??? N*gger Please….. Bigfoot here would have a difficult time being the most hottest Mom in a small Wichita suburb.
to RUKidding?Nik is my b*tch says:
hahaha. TRUTH.
to Nik is my b*tchMojay says:
I feel sorry for her kids. They have a sk*nk for a mom.
to MojayAnon says:
I don’t agree with you on much Nik, but I agree, Vicki needs to go and this chick would probably be much better.
to AnonGretchen needs to go also.
I quit watching the show because of her.
ITeagedaCrabe says:
You know, I didn’t even see Casper’s comment when I made mine (how could I miss that?). Sorry Casper, you had it first!
to ITeagedaCrabeNotsomuch says:
Why is it most moms would get ripped apart for holding a bottle of Jager like that, but not this chick? She’s not even really hot. And could someone get her away from that car? I think it’s resale value just tanked.
to NotsomuchAyo says:
Get that Nissan Altima away from my Ferrari
to AyoDman says:
I wouldn’t say no… think of all the experience she brings to the “job”
to DmanKiley says:
That’s my Ex GF from when I was 21 and she is the sweetest girl on the planet….
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to ITpinuarmaAparfNebrasksa where the "N" stands for Knowledge! says:
Get some better translation software.
to Nebrasksa where the "N" stands for Knowledge!CandyMan says:
Actually the ‘N’ stands for ‘No p*ssy gettin’ motherf*cker’. I decided.
to CandyManCandyMan says:
You are mistaken. The ‘N’ stands for ‘No Pussy Gettin M*therf*cker.’
to CandyManKen says:
Is this what being a mother has come to? The party life is for the single and for most part the young. This wench is a disgrace to what being a mom is all about and is a good example of the kind of trash too many fools get tied up with and marry. I feel sorry for her children . The only way to know a woman like this (and there are many) is on the terms of the FFFF Club.
to KenHe Hate Me says:
idk…call me old fashioned, but, something about a Ferrari in the garage of a tract home + a cougar + kids + fakies + jager (the official drink of hell) that says…..Disaster
to He Hate MeCaroline says:
Okay- she has two kids while she’s tooling around looking like a ho? Nice mommy there…
to CarolineDellSPS says:
Jager (The Official Drink of Hell) Friggin Classic, man. Oh, so true…why do girls like that cr@p?
to DellSPSHe Hate Me says:
i think chicks like an excuse for bad behaviorr…blame it on the Jager…if you suckle at the Devils teet’s…Jager comes out…
to He Hate MePastor says:
seems like she’s got the highest miles in that garage.
to PastorMax says:
She is not that hot at all, i’d hit it but i’ve seen hotter moms 4 sho in Newport
to Maxwhat happened.... says:
hey, what happened to STACKED AKA jenn stach, girl in pic, who left her rebuttle postings comments???
to what happened....Jess says:
For all of you haters information, Jen is a great mom. She always puts her children first in her life and would do anything for them. So you saw a picture of her drinking and having good time, SO WHAT?!! So your saying that all of y’all don’t ever have a good time? Be nice, and stop trying to tear down a single mom’s reputation.
to JessI know her says:
well one picture or some times but 24/7 I don’t think is ok unless U are like her.
to I know herJen's Ex says:
I dated and lived with Jen and her sons. I’ve met her family in Idaho and know her life story. Despite her unfairly painful past, she remains the most genuine and loving person I’ve ever known. She’s a great Mom and still finds the time to have a social life – which probably makes some other moms terribly jealous. If anyone wants to insult her further, please post a time and place. My brothers and I from Camp Pendleton would be glad to assist you in un-f*cking yourself. Grow a spine and handle your business face to face. I doubt you will. Pussies like you will nearly always hide behind anonymity and continue to post cowardly things about others who have committed no real offense – except for obviously being more attractive and happier than you.
to Jen's ExI know her says:
Its really really sad, what she is doing. POOOOOOOOR KIDS
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