Houston’s Biggest Douche
Posted in Houston, Scissor Gang Mafia | November 11th, 2009
THE DIRTY AMRY: Nik, this is HOUSTON”S BIGGEST DOUCHE. Richard H*mbright (RICK, on right). He is a broke beat dad who cannot even take care of his kids, much less himself. He even got liposuction on his gut so he could find his lil’ d*ck. What are you going to do with the rest of yourself? He’d rather go out with the guys and see how many girls he can lay in a night. Girls, watch out because he does have 1 STD for life. Trust me, I know. I don’t know how many times I have seen him out and he lies his ass off… says anything to get a girl. He claims to be 34 to get the younger ones, but in reality he’s 37..almost the BIG 40. You were born in 72′ ricky boy..not 75′. He uses his younger friends nice cars and money because he has nothing to show for. They’re all losers hanging out in your local sugar land and midtown bars. Beware of the guys you see him out with to. I’ve seen them first hand, they are all disgusting with STDs. PS….go get your tats fixed..broke @ss.
Is he really rocking a Movado? Not only is he Fake Scissor Gang Mafia, he is straight 30K Millionaire status.- nik
XOXO says:
RRRIIKKK!!! I wish they would of put a picture of me with you on here hahahahaha! Hey whens the party!? We love ya Rik
to XOXOCF says:
Me and my friends saw him at Ra sushi. Him and his friends are such dogs and not even something nice to look at. U would never think he got such a surgery.
to CFxoxo 2 says:
its RIKKKKKK !!!!!! love ya buddy…..if your going to post pictures of someone and call them a douchbag you really should have put pictures of him looking like a douchbag,….. but you didnt …. cuz you dont have any …. and why???? Rik is not a douche…. thats why….. i wish they would have put a pic of me and XOXO with rik up here….. they would wish they were rik!!!!!! haha
to xoxo 2kkk says:
put a pic of her and her rm!!
to kkkkkk says:
xoxo must be ricky boys FUGLY girlfriend OR her FUGLY roommate that hes also f*cking.GO GET YOURSELVES CHECKED. Rik with a little dick………………..hehehe
to kkkPT is the man!! says:
WERE ARE THE RREST OF THE EXPO DOUCHES AT? IF U LOOKIN FOR A JOB GO TO EXPO. NOTHIN BUT REJECTS WHERE EVERY1 SLEEPS WIT EVERY1. ALL KINDS OF STDS AMONG THOSE PEEPS. EXPO=GOING OUT OF BUSSINESS
to PT is the man!!XOXO says:
He hasnt worked at Expo in YEARS. Those current Expo assholes should have a whole section to themselves. Rik is nowhere near the douche that those thieving noodles up there are! I know firsthand! And I also know that Rick is a great friend so
hahaha! *****Long live Dirty Rik!!!*****
to XOXOTP says:
HES SUCH A GREAT FRIEND AND YET U DONT KNOW HE IS CURRENTLY WORKING AT EXPO? SOME FRIEND U ARE. I USED TO WORK THERE AND TRUST ME. NOTHING BUT REJECTS WHO ALL F*CK EACH OTHR SO STDS FLOATING AROUND THERE. THE BOSS CANT EVEN P[AY HIS GUYS THATS Y THEY HIRE NEW PEOPLE LEFT AND RIGHT. AND NOT TO MENTION BOSS GF IS A TOTAL WHORE WHO F*CKS DIFFERENT GUYS ALL THE TIEM.
to TPZippy says:
He should have lipo’d his double chin.
Hey Rick, I can hear your clap dripping dick all the way in the Woodlands.
to ZippyTP says:
I USED TO WORK AT EXPO WITH RIK TILL I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO LEAVE. NOTHING BUT TOOLS REJECTS AND KISS ASSES MAINLY THAT FORIEGN BOSS WHO CANT EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH. GO BACK TO THE MOTHERLAND RIK IS STILL THERE.
to TPcody says:
well that’s me in the pic with Rik, and I must say the real Douche is the idiot who has nothing better to do with his time than to write this stupid sh*t! I have known Rik for 20 years and he is no douche!
to codykelly says:
u are just as bad as rik. we all know u lie about ur age to get the yung ones. be careful girls, they will put a roofie in ur drink to take u home.
to kellyZippy says:
Dude you look like James Hetfield on Twinkies.
to Zippyxoxo 2 says:
thank you cody!!!!! those of us who do know rik know that hes a great guy….. if he doesnt know you than he will call all of you out like he sees em
to xoxo 2hahaha says:
thats funny he is on here! he has to pay ugly girls to have sex with him. Dude seriously it can’t be that hard to get pu**y. He asked me to find him some when we worked together.seriously dude? You are like 40!
to hahahaJbobby says:
I dont know what this nonsense is about him liking girls. Ricky boy likes to be the catcher while Im the pitcher. He can deep throat AND swallows. We need to play again soon
to JbobbyTdizzle says:
He also has male AND female parts…..delicious!
to Tdizzlemarvelous says:
Global is where its at !!!!! Expo sucks just like the employees and boss! No one wants your saggy balls rik
to marvelousCarmen San Diego says:
I prefer my 30 k millionaires to rock Skagen myself
to Carmen San DiegoEm says:
Wow… That is all
to Emjoe ham**ight says:
wtf
to joe ham**ightjoe ham**ight says:
riks a good dad he lies sure but who doesnt as for this chick writeing this she needs to grow up my bro is a great dad he does everything for his boys trust me i no 4 sure we all no rikky is at global i hope he is not part of this bs as for expo it does suk bad mike kim is a loser who doesnt pay any1 every1 that knows me knows i love talking about my bro and he does the same but this trash is just that he doesnt have any stds wtf grow up what did u leaver u cuase u were a pain even if he was mean 2 u puting this up is just a joke grow up i got ur back rik love joe ham**ight
to joe ham**ightjoe ham**ight says:
ps yes fix ur tatts lol
to joe ham**ightjoe ham**ight says:
my brother doesnt have 2 put any drugs in any drinks too get laid kelly ur just a hater grow up and dont say ur just saying this cuase ur his brother he may lie and cheat but he never has druged any chick ever …………….
to joe ham**ightAnonymous says:
Rick made about $100k annually few years ago, but unfortunetly after his job loss, he’s down to $30k a year. Good guess Nik! LOL
to Anonymous