I Am Getting Pumped For My Trip To Jersey Tomorrow


I hope they have a lot of Red Bull/Vodka at The Pool in Harrahs because it is going to be hard to fist pump for two hours… I got winded after 3 pumps.

**Jersey- I fly to the Guido jungle tomorrow… I have been wearing garlic beads around my neck all week. Not to fight Vampires, but to get immune to the smell.


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  1. November 12, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    WOW says:

    You guys are the biggest douchebags ever!

    Reply to WOW
    • November 12, 2009 at 8:32 pm

      h00man K@ramian (google search my name) says:

      better delete this like you do with every post H0OMAN.
      You’re wife said after 3 pumps you get tired..hence why she DIVORCED YOU.

      Come on HOOMIE, tell everyone how you were married for 4 years and she just dumped your broke ass.

      Reply to h00man K@ramian (google search my name)
    • November 12, 2009 at 8:05 pm

      Your Big FAT Armen ian Mother, Nik says:

      Did you shave your Head because you are going baldNik???? You two “ARE FOR THE G@YS”,

      Reply to Your Big FAT Armen ian Mother, Nik
  2. November 12, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Hey Ari says:

    Ari…I would.

    Reply to Hey Ari
  3. November 12, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    ???? says:

    Is it just me or does Ari really look like a Guido?

    Reply to ????
  4. November 12, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    Sharon says:

    Nik, you are sooooo HOT!

    Reply to Sharon
  5. November 12, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    niki says:

    i didnt know nik is such a hottie

    Reply to niki
  6. November 12, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    oh snap says:

    that looks like a fun job

    Reply to oh snap
  7. November 12, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    20K_MILLIONAIRE says:

    WISH I COULD GUIDO FIST PUMP WITH THESE GUYS… YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST

    Reply to 20K_MILLIONAIRE
    • November 12, 2009 at 1:38 pm

      20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

      nice try douche bag.. how bout you go get an original name.. just becuase of that insult im going to fck 2 more of your drunk white women :D

      Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  8. November 12, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    LMFAO says:

    this guys are ruh-tards

    Reply to LMFAO
  9. November 12, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    wow says:

    DOUCHEBAGS

    Reply to wow
  10. November 12, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    so legit its ridic says:

    Gayer than the Sir Serpe Video…..

    Reply to so legit its ridic
  11. November 12, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    snotsdale says:

    nik and ari and that stupid gay dog barking… please dont come back from jersey.. stay there do us all a favor

    Reply to snotsdale
  12. November 12, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    hilarious says:

    Saw that show’s promo last night and was LMAO!

    Reply to hilarious
  13. November 12, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Truth says:

    nik and Ari are from Jersey! I know it.

    Reply to Truth
  14. November 12, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Nik and Ari says:

    Yo hook me up with a t-shirt guys!

    Reply to Nik and Ari
  15. November 12, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    SJM says:

    you are going to be dissapointed. at the south jersey shore there is only a few of those asshole guidos. next time you some here go somewhere in the 51st state of north jersey. us here in south jersey do not associate our selves with them

    Reply to SJM
  16. November 12, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    Soccer Mom says:

    Nik you need a reality show. I think you are so funny and I tell my husband everyday you are the only guy I would leave him for. haha

    Reply to Soccer Mom
    • November 12, 2009 at 3:07 pm

      lol says:

      Seriously. I always thought the characters of the dirty would make good reality tv. Throw Leper and G-Girl in it. Maybe someone like BC or Elvira for hotness. P Nazi, The Frog. Timberfake. Nickel as the annoying one.

      Reply to lol
  17. November 12, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    Fist Pump!!! says:

    That was hilarious! Great fist pump you douchebags!

    Reply to Fist Pump!!!
  18. November 12, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    Jersey is the Armpit says:

    You guys are going from Cleveland to Jersey! How can one survive those places back to back?

    Reply to Jersey is the Armpit
  19. November 12, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    Ft. Laud. says:

    Nik,
    Thought you were a Yankees fan? What the hell are you wearing a Dodgers hat for? Typical band wagaon!

    Reply to Ft. Laud.
  20. November 12, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    jennagee says:

    that just made my day! haha

    Reply to jennagee
  21. November 12, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    Guido's Rule says:

    I am coming to The Pool and I am going to do the guide fist pump with you guys! Heads up for an italian looking guy in a white beater with a gold chain….wait….um…I will just come up and introduce myself, my name is Tony…..wait…nevermind.

    Reply to Guido's Rule
  22. November 12, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    Man Nik is such a douche.. i swear when i see him out.. im going to run at him full force and tackle like a line backer. he seems so frail he has the body of a 13 year old boy..

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  23. November 12, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    JERSEY SMELLS! says:

    Some guido is going to try to beat your guys asses, I know it.

    Reply to JERSEY SMELLS!
    • November 13, 2009 at 6:45 pm

      Exactly says:

      I hope that crazy chick from “Real Housewives of New Jersey” flips a table on his tiny, delicate, frail, troll-like body. Then his only choice will be to lick his wounds under the bridge from which he came.

      Reply to Exactly
  24. November 12, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    lol says:

    ….But what is is the ” look at all the shitty reality stars we’ve partied with” Now that’s comedy!

    Reply to lol
  25. November 12, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    lol says:

    I want so bad for this to be funny in any way, shape, or form…. but it just isn’t :/

    Reply to lol
  26. November 12, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    I am from Jersey says:

    I want to let Nik and Ari in on a little secret…we take a lot of pride in our heritage and our great state here in Jersey. don’t f*ck with us!

    Reply to I am from Jersey
    • November 13, 2009 at 9:40 am

      f*ck Jersey! says:

      there no such thing as Jersey “heritage”……. NJ is a dumping ground for trash, both literally and figuratively! thats why they fist pump Nik, it’s actually a side affect of the fake bake process…….

      Reply to f*ck Jersey!
    • November 13, 2009 at 5:52 am

      (: says:

      lmao ultimate douchebag line, DONT F*CK WITH US!

      Reply to (:
  27. November 12, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Henry says:

    What is a guido fist pump?

    Reply to Henry
  28. November 12, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    Cheese Balls says:

    Cheese balls, cheese balls, cheese balls! Ari is a guido and Nik is a Sand Nagger

    Reply to Cheese Balls
  29. November 12, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Mr. Rogaine says:

    Nik’s goin’ bald? 22 secs.

    Reply to Mr. Rogaine
  30. November 12, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Bupster says:

    Tooo Funny, thanks again guys for a great Halloween Party….. Pump those fists till you can’t no mo!

    Reply to Bupster
  31. November 12, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    revealer of truths says:

    Nik, I am totally and completely in love with you. Please settle down with me.

    Reply to revealer of truths
  32. November 12, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    toss-my-salad says:

    blend right into that guido sh*t

    Reply to toss-my-salad
  33. November 12, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Nik: “I got winded after 3 pumps.”

    Reply to Anonymous
  34. November 12, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    hayhay says:

    hilarious. but seriously Nik, youve almost got it down…. just throw in a few more “YEAHHHHH BRAAAAA”‘s and a few jumps w/ the fist pumps and youll be golden.

    Reply to hayhay
  35. November 12, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    Nik Rogane says:

    BALDIE!

    Reply to Nik Rogane
  36. November 12, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    evil monkey says:

    I found that really hilarious.

    Reply to evil monkey
  37. November 12, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    Hahaha says:

    I love how you took your cap off to brush back nothing lol :)

    Reply to Hahaha
  38. November 12, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    OldHater says:

    I used to think you were a huge f2ggot but this video makes you awesome. But next time f*cking rock it out longer.

    Reply to OldHater
  39. November 12, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    LOL says:

    I don’t care what anyone says, that was funny.

    Reply to LOL
  40. November 12, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    J-Dizzy says:

    watch at the 22 second mark when Nik takes off his hat, you can see the receding hair line…keep the hat on Fred Durst.

    ??? I shaved my head yesterday there is no hairline.- nik

    Reply to J-Dizzy
    • November 13, 2009 at 12:55 pm

      Your Big FAT Armen ian Mother, Nik says:

      Old Nik, worried about what people are saying about him, so he keeps an eye on the comments on the posts he is in. You have enough money to but implants, cream, transplants, or whatever there is to ward off baldness. I know you are vain enough!!!

      Reply to Your Big FAT Armen ian Mother, Nik
  41. November 12, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    Eugreen, OR says:

    Nik looks gay as f’ck but the other guy has some NICE arms! Is the other guy Ari?

    Reply to Eugreen, OR
  42. November 12, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    VERY GAY MAN says:

    Id fck that dog..it looks cute!! make it bark my name

    Reply to VERY GAY MAN
  43. November 12, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    nic says:

    nik is one badass ma fugga.

    Reply to nic
  44. November 12, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    CAVS #1 says:

    bwwwwwaaahahah! that was GREAT!!

    Reply to CAVS #1
  45. November 12, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    Dee says:

    First time I’ve laughed all day.. Wish i were there to see the fist pump action live..

    Reply to Dee
  46. November 12, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Question says:

    Nik – you make fun of guys on roids. No need to look any further than “Ari” – all bulk and no muscle.

    Reply to Question
  47. November 12, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    PFC Grimenfilth says:

    Nik, your demise is as pathetic as it is just. Just a few months ago you worked in an office building in scottsdale with two really attractive personal assistants. Now you are working out of some utility closet with two homosexual men and a forgy dog…hopefully someone you posted as part of your “guido awareness week” will put you out of your misery.

    Reply to PFC Grimenfilth
  48. November 12, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    Yay says:

    Classic! That was hilarious!

    Reply to Yay
  49. November 12, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    Amber says:

    DAMN, Ari is hot!

    Reply to Amber
  50. November 12, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    nunofyourbuisness says:

    What a dick!

    Reply to nunofyourbuisness

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