I Am The Coolest
Posted in Dallas, Texas, The Dirty | November 4th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Itallion guido douche is Gage Nev*l*. This guy is a spoiled little rich kid who wastes all his parents money trying to fit in. This guy is 18 and gets anything he wants, he buys cars, guns and friends..I wonder what his parents would think if he was spreadin all their wealth. He walks around calling himself the Itallion Stallion and by far is the cockiest guy I know. This guy has pipes dreams of becoming a music producer, he is trying to get his one group big time by spending sh*t loads of money on them..too bad they suck. Dude needs to get a real job and stop being a spoiled lil b*tch.
Who the hell thinks it is cool to take pictures in front of an Acura?- nik
RoadRage says:
The funny thing is the poster keeps mispelling Itallian and its printed on his shirt
to RoadRagesuit says:
yes, but so did you… It’s “Italian” and you’re right, it is on his shirt.
to suitthe guido says:
ur just a punk ass bitch nothing more to say
to the guidoAnon says:
WTF, that is like a 1991 Acura.
to Anon(A Real) Vegas Guy says:
Spoken like an idiot who knows nothing about cars. Thats an NSX, and I’ll bet it smashes whatever you have dork
to (A Real) Vegas GuyAnonymous says:
I would still be embarrassed if some guy showed up in that to take me out. Dork.
to Anonymous(A Real) Vegas Guy says:
Nobody would pick u up in anything like that; you’re a fatty
to (A Real) Vegas GuyJohnny Unitas says:
uh negative
to Johnny UnitasAnon says:
NSX is an Acura dumbass.
to AnonIf you are going to be a keyboard warrior at least have your facts straight retard.
nosferatina says:
He can’t be that well off. Check out the cheap crib!
to nosferatinathe guido says:
NOT MY CRIB
to the guidoDetroit Playa says:
Look at that kitchen this fat guido took a picture in>????? That microwave is 30 years old, along with the decoration…..hahahah 30k milli
to Detroit PlayaARES says:
agreed, that’s the first thing i noticed, nice wallpaper d!ckhead
to ARESthe guido says:
maybe because it was taken when i was 11 fcking douchbag
to the guidothe guido says:
fuking flamer u are not my house dumb fck
to the guidoTHE HARPOONS!!! says:
NSX>BOXTER faggot
to THE HARPOONS!!!shizzle my wizzle bizzle says:
i cant tell if hes tryin to do the shocker sign or west coast
to shizzle my wizzle bizzlethe guido says:
i was trying to make a n and the other guy is making a r nite rydaz is the car club im in
to the guidoSon of Man says:
He looks like he needs to be on high alert with all that expensive crap in his house.
to Son of Manthe guido says:
once again not my house
to the guidoOCTrout says:
This fatty needs to buy himself some lipo and replace that 70s era linoleum flooring. Is it me or are his fingers jacked, too. What a ‘tard!
to OCTroutthe guido says:
i think its u probly just a highschool drop out who still lives with mom and dad huh??
to the guidopeanut says:
i never understood why rich kids want to be gangsta. gangstas are poor.
to peanutppc says:
His place does look like crap. Looks like in the 70′s, similar to Rocky, nice nickname too dork.
to ppcthe guido says:
not my crib and thanks why dont u go overdose on ur pcp lmao
to the guido504 says:
nigga would neva have the heart to use it!!!!!!!!!
to 504the guido says:
keep ur stupid ass comment in LA fuking lame ass bitch
to the guidoPIZZA YOLLO says:
ISNT IHIS NAME ADAM NEZIRO*KI? OH SOME SH*T LIKE THAT .. I THINK HE HAS A SISTER NAME JENNY SHE IS A SKANK AND A SKUT SOMEBODY SLAP THIS KIDS FOR ME
to PIZZA YOLLOsusanna says:
HAAAA! They probably took a pic in front of some random car in a parking lot! Lame
to susannaTurk says:
Touch of the Downs
to Turkthe guido says:
lol nice
to the guidoGrasshopper says:
Kitchen sucks, but NSX’s are sweet cars. sorry.
to Grasshopperbrownbaglunch says:
a chain on an Italian I would have never guessed, and he almost knows how to hold that shotty.
to brownbaglunchloneranger says:
who is this coolio?
to lonerangerIbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:
Texans have it way to good. Out here in Cali, we salivate at the thought of legal pistol grip semi-auto shottys.
On a side note, just when I was almost ready to declare the fat Italian a stereotype, I see this.
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLDDALLAS DALLAS says:
NSX IS A SWEET CAR? IT HAS 300HP!! SORRY GRASSHOPPER BUT YOU DON’T KNOW SH*T.
to DALLAS DALLAS(A Real) Vegas Guy says:
Oh please, people who just look at horsepower and not the myriad of other factors involved in making a car fast DONT KNOW SH*T! An NSX is way out of your league. PS- On another note, DALLAS SUCKS
to (A Real) Vegas GuyJB says:
i would never never never screw him, who cares how rich he is? he is nastyyyyyy
to JBthe guido says:
jb isnt that a guys name u fcking flamer
to the guidopunk says:
f*ggot
to punkJD says:
That’s a nice SPAS-12 he’s got. That’s what it looks like. You can’t import them to the US anymore (legally anyway), but the ones that are already here can be pricey if they’re in good shape. They’re pretty heavy and a little unwieldy, but not a bad choice if you have one for home defense. Not a good choice if you’re going to try and bump someone off though.
to JDAnonymous says:
Thanks for the fun fact? No one asked.
to Anonymoushos and blows says:
dont hate on this kid. who ever posted it is a dbag im italian and we are the sh*t so f*ck you who ever you are…..dosnt look like this kid is rich you guys are dumb
to hos and blows(A Real) Vegas Guy says:
AMEN! Anybody who knows cars has respect for an NSX
to (A Real) Vegas Guyno says:
you can buy a used nsx for about 25k. so… no respect here.
to no(A Real) Vegas Guy says:
And your mom gives blowies for 10 bucks; Its a recession loser. BTW the ones for 25Gs are all pre-1996. A pre-1996 3 series runs you what? 2-3 gs? Exactly, I call FAIL on your life
to (A Real) Vegas GuyAnonymous says:
HA! Real Vegas Guy seems to be a little obsessed with defending that piece- I’m sure you are quite the catch! Get a life and a car that someone would actually want to ride in.
to Anonymousshes fat says:
okay so 28,000.00 … much respect here… *fart*
to shes fatDroppin Loads says:
nice linoleum flooring fag!
to Droppin Loadsthe guido says:
really u would now what it is huh cuzz its whats in ur room huh??? not my house dumbass way to go u suck at life hahahaha
to the guidoMaryland with Pride says:
All i see is a fat wop. Daddy’s little italian prince. Stick that toy in your mouth and pull the trigger tough guy.
to Maryland with Pridethe guido says:
why dont u go play ur world of warcraft fcking fggot
to the guidokas says:
Nice 70′s floor and cabinets. Even better wall paper and formica counters. Friggin dego douche.
to kasgo away says:
thats an nsx. they’re gold anyday. that dude, however, is not.
to go awayemjay says:
I think it’s cool..because it’s a f*cken NSX!!!
to emjayTyler Durdan says:
MOM,,,,MEATLOAF,,,,,,, F*CK!!!!!!!!
to Tyler DurdanSkullsville says:
Perfect.
to Skullsvilledude8 says:
Anon Says:
WTF, that is like a 1991 Acura.
You’re a dumbass, 91 nsx is hardtop, that nsx is targa, 94+ model.
to dude8Anon says:
OMG,
So it is only 15 years old, not 18 years old. lol
F*g.
Wake up it is 2009.
By the way f*g, my dad had an NSX back in the early 90′s and it only cost about $40,000 back then.
I don’t jerk off and day dream to a million year old car. Loser.
to AnonAnonymous says:
WELL SAID. This NSX obsessed guy is incredibly defensive and probably lives in his mother’s basement.
to Anonymousa to b says:
i still like my 01 ford escape…compared to him I paid less, can afford more, and still can only drive it 70mph legally regardless of what car it is. OH, it has leather and a sun roof too! fancy.
to a to bTHISguy says:
doesn’t look like money to me
to THISguyMike says:
Lol what a wigger! Is that a paint gun? Fat ass needs to stop eating
to MikeGO FCK UR SELF BTCH says:
why dont u suck my dck u fcking btch
to GO FCK UR SELF BTCHthe guido says:
no its a 12 gauge u dumbfck go drive ur pos cummins into a brickwall and then tell ur family send me pictures
to the guidoAnonymous says:
what a faggot…
to Anonymouschoo says:
this guy looks like he was blessed with “downs’
to choookay says:
banana fast car
to okaybustin my nutts says:
dough boy needs to invest in a diet or maybe steroids…
to bustin my nuttswait a tummy tuck would be a good starter
hahaha says:
I saw that car on the highway the other day
to hahahaYikes says:
He’s a fat wannabe italian dork driving a 15 year old YELLOW riceburner. Personally, I’d kill myself.
to Yikesthe guido says:
well u probly should since ur on the computer all day ur life shoulda been wasted on head lmao get a fking life!!!!
to the guidoYikes says:
Oh, and only true gangsters have vines on their curtains & wallpaper. DOH!
to Yikesha...! says:
Vegas guy, would the hell would you brag about spending 15k for a 15yr old car? that has 300hp? I’d put money on my 2000 8k lb truck out running that pos.
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