I Can’t Decide


I Can't Decide.

I Can't Decide.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so I came across this chick on myspace, and I just cant decide if she is hot or not. She is tiny, blond, and she has huge tits, so thats a plus, but I just cant decide if that is enough to win me over so I need your opinion. Would she have any shot with your greg?

Answer: No way, her body is not proportionate, and her freckles disgust me.


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  1. November 10, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    WTF! says:

    Whats up with the knob beak?

    Reply to WTF!
  2. November 10, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    sd says:

    christina panch*ri?

    Reply to sd
  3. November 11, 2009 at 10:57 am

    walnuts says:

    this girl is beat, y would you even ask Nik about her?? She’s not even close to cute. She’s got lightbulb on the end of her nose and a chubby gut. Cant believe Nik let her off as easy as he did.

    Reply to walnuts
  4. November 11, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    FRIEND!!!!!!! says:

    actually she doesnt have a “chubby” gut you dipshit shes skinny as hell. the guy who posted it obviously doesnt know her enough to put her actual good pictures up and hes probably a stalker.

    Reply to FRIEND!!!!!!!
  5. November 13, 2009 at 10:00 am

    Jobin says:

    hahaaaa i have a friend that hung out with her. she looks fat in all of her other pics 2 so maybe “FRIEND!!!!!!” needs to look again.

    Reply to Jobin
  6. November 13, 2009 at 10:33 am

    word. says:

    fat. and weird nose

    Reply to word.
  7. November 29, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    some guy says:

    Her name is Brittany Kr*nzb*rg.

    Reply to some guy
  8. November 29, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    Dude says:

    I did hit it. She is pretty cute. I have pics of her with MUCH less clothing on.
    Proceed with caution with this one gentlemen. Shes crazy!

    Reply to Dude
  9. December 11, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    chittykats says:

    Lisa Jacobs?

    Reply to chittykats
  10. January 13, 2010 at 9:51 pm

    yah friend haha says:

    I agree with “dude” she is crazyyyyyy!!!!!

    Reply to yah friend haha
  11. March 2, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    durtston mcha*r III says:

    KRAZYBURGER…. f*ck this bitch.. doesn’t get any fakers than this. big titties are all thats real with this one fellas.

    Reply to durtston mcha*r III
  12. March 6, 2010 at 11:47 am

    That one guy says:

    Bahaha Britney schnoz and titties! I’ve been knowing this crazy b*tch for a minute you don’t need a ticket to ride with her she’s free.

    Reply to That one guy
  13. March 7, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    Hoehoe says:

    Everyone NOSE this hoe.

    Reply to Hoehoe
  14. April 4, 2010 at 8:52 pm

    LOL WoW mOm says:

    hahah@hoehoe! that’s gotta be one of the ugliest blondes i’ve ever seen. my eyes hurt, next page.

    Reply to LOL WoW mOm

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