I Didn’t Hit It
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Johnny and his car. He makes sure he gets to the clubs early every night so he can park his car in front of wherever he is at, oh and did I mention he was a promoter. I heard he co-owns that car with one of his friends, they switch off day and night. Johnny is the king of deception, he lures little c*ke heads or other fiends back to his apartment…ya nothing new eh, but he doesn’t even have any!! he tricks you just to get you back, you have to stay and drink with him or try and find your own way home. But he is more then happy to have all of yours if you so happen to have some. Nik this cheese face needs to be blasted, he claims to be worth millions (which he can’t touch of course) and preys on any new club rat he can find.
Looks like a taxi driver to me. Who wants to see an 02 Hummer in front of a club. That car blue books at 19k.- nik
FAG
Tragic Ho. If you and your friends sleep with him then YOU are the tragic ones. Get a life.
100% AGREE… Sounds like YOU and your prosti girl friends got RUN by this guy in his APT for some ass, booze, blow, etc. That’s comedy. Only AFTER he ripped and sex’d you, he’s a “cheese face”. LOL It’s like these MOMMIES who post pics of their ex’s “This guy is a TOTAL Douche Bag/dead beat…” He wasn’t a DB when you let him tap your ass unstrapped.. He only became a DB after he lost your number. lol This guy is a genius.. fractional ownership of a 19k H2…
ur just jealous cuz u got no game – Jonny C gotz friends, cool car, connects at all the clubs, and a fun life
Pfffffffffttttt…..no matter how hard u try or how cool u think u are or how good looking u think u are, u just cant puul it off like good ol Jonny C – and ur salty
and now ur hatin
Haaa Haaaaa
at the Ovelteen Factory lofts in V*lla Park… he sells c*caine to pay for the place
Dont be a Narc you twat
No sh*t…
Thanks for the tip. We’ll be sure to look into that.
Actually 2003 was the first year of the H2. You can buy an 03 at the auction for 15k-16.5k.
good ol Jonny C – club guy
i think that license plate means “I’d hit it with a rock….or a baseball bat” …or maybe it means “I’d hit anything cuz I’m jonny C and i never get laid”
or maybe it means “I’m a cheese grater face dork druggy with no game or use in life except for supplying soundbar with cheap ass pills and trying to trick underage club sluts into coming back to some retarded after party and sizzle our brains out”
or maybe……..
Sounds like your one of those cokeheads that fell for his trap. nice post.
03 hummer , didnt make the H2 in 2002, and it is worth about 15k
Doesn’t he know hummers are for the gays?
At least it isnt a borrowed fake Porsche (boxster) lol
finally a witty remark from Nik, rather than something about their teeth or weight. wow bravo
He sure pulls some nasty club w*ores. especially romanian buahahahahhaha JOHNNY knows which one im talking about. The man looking one that needs to drop some ……………
Oh and J i see your promoting with Dj dannyboy is not doing so well..i wonder why?!?!
I can see parking an H1 in front of the club, but what kind of stupid a$$ club lets someone park an H2 out front?
Must be a gay bar.
Is he attempting to throw a sign or is that left hand missing some digits?. Can’t figure it out.
Sounds to me like you’re one of those little coke heads that was hard up, and went along for the ride, and he turned the trick on you. Then you come on here and put the dude on blast. Who’s the dummy, now????
way to simulate size with cigarette
i think its funny that this coke head is upset about his broken promises… Maybe this chick should stop doing drugs or get a job to support her own habbit
johnny is alright with me and you all are haters still ridding around in mommy and daddys cars and having them give you money so you can go out. at least he got his own car and place BUSTERS!
As a long time city resident, its easy to spot suburban douchebags becuase next to nobody who lives in the city drives an H2.
This Guy is such a tool! He is like 35 and acts and lies like he is 25. Total turd material. I love the has millions! in the bank he is a Dousche that still lives at home with his parents.
I wish i was him! I have always wanted to drive a school bus everyday of my life…….. Its his own retard bus….
I know this kid, he tried to blow billy dec in an alley way back in 05 for a job. Only thing is he couldn’t find decs dik
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This kid is so gay, he hooked up w this tranny I know at his “afterparty” , yea bro, lisa, well she’s a dude……..(in case u didn’t lready know )
Bwhahahahahhahah
Johnny C is one of the nicer guys around the club scene. Just because he dismissed your broke, c*ke addicted, 17 year old, white lip gloss and bad extensions ass, should not give you a reason to be a hater and call him out. Get a life hoe.
lol ya and johnny was the one who brought her too the club…guys a total douche, you must not hang out with him after hours when the real partyin begins…
he has to act nice to everyone when he is out, even if he doesn’t like them…probably why you think hes nice…its his job retard
Soooo…you jumped in a car with a guy because he claimed to have millions of dollars, some piff, and a yellow Hummer? Who you really puttin on blast, trick?
I’ve known this guy for years and he’s actually a genuine person. Whoever posted this is clearly pissed off because they didn’t get their way.
wow i guess the person that posted this dont know much about me,,,i usually get to the club really late and lot of times my car sits in front cause we get employee discount at some of the clubs..but whatever if u have a question u can come up to me and ask me …i know i’m not a bad person so you should get to know me before you judge me or trash talk … ..thanks for the support from ppl that really knows me
love you johnny!!!!
good seein you last night
love you johnny!!!!
good seein you last night
Aw hes sweet, people are just jealous & johnnys gANGSTA SO U GUYS CAN FUCK OFF!
Ya your still a douche fag
less than 19k
jonny f_ck all these guys on here man………seriously, find out their name and address and go to their house in some lingerie and f_ck the living sh_t out of them ……and make em say whos bitch are u???
ur jonny C’s bitch……and when they beg ya to stop say “no, jonnys not done yet” ………then they will know who the real jonny C is and they will have sore bum bums too
Lolll
DUDE JOHNNY USE TO OWN HIS OWN BUSINESS YOU f**KING DUMBBA****. AND HE DOES HAVE A REAL JOB..NOT SELLING C*KE*! U NO YOUR MAD CUZ UR GIRLS PROBABLY FLOCK ON HIM!!! GIRLS LOVE YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS!! HE IS AN EXTREMELY NICE SMART CARING LOVING PERSON.. GET THE F* OVER IT SERIOUSLY..YOU PEOPLE HONESTLY REALLY NEED A LIFE..
AND IF YOUR SUCH A TOUGH GUY GO SAY IT TO HIS FACE.. PUSSY A** B*TCHES.
why is the chicago club scene such a ******* joke
my gf bought me that Calvin Cline shirt in 03 …for prom bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
come see me douche, my name is mike b live at the tides 37th floor i will rip off your skull and sh!t down your neck you pussy ass f@g.
I was there and your ass wasn’t home…
hey all u dumbf*cks….take a good long look in the mirror before you say anything about johnny c.
as for all the DOUCHE comments, get off THE DIRTY…find a hobbie!
heyy bitches. i dont know y u guys hate. do u personally know johnny? prob not….so dont judge. we are not in high school anymore kiddies. if u really know johnny, u would know he is the grateful person out there. he has a big heart and is willing to help anyone out. stop hating on him because u dumb hoodrats/money hungry whores keep coming around him. —-its actually amusing reading these comments, because all these little girls want to come around and keep coming around. Its their choice to act like ladies and not like cheap hookers. its a little thing called RESPECT. u put out….no one will respect u. Thats all. thanxx
-chinese bitch> wut!-
or nik would say, -noodle bitch> wut!-
haha that guy was behind me in a line paying tickets =) sup johnny seemed like a nice guy jola
Who can’t afford a Hummer? Damn truck get’s 7-9 miles to the gallon,, they are basically giving those used things away… Stupid Chicago homo’s
WOW WOW…why do u have to insult chicago?? why do u know so much about hummers?? were u trying to get one ?? maybe u can afford the truck but not the gas hu/??? then u said chicago homos hu// but wtf are u doing in the chicago page?? u really sound like a fa**ot with no game or money …f*ck off …”CHICAGO ROCKS SO ALL YOU HATERS CAN SUCK ON IT !!!!!!!!!!1
i love johnny c hes so nice!!! .. For all ya’ll hattaz Say johhny C at the door for free entry.
i like johnny hes nice…ya’ll should say johnny C at the door for free entry.
Oh and btw Nik Richie is the biggest show stopping cock sucking lil bitch…
Oh and BTW Nik Richie and his like it in the a$$ army and their readers are the biggest douchebags of all… Haterz make us famous mutha Fuc*erz.. ChiCity luv..